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How the Giraffes Got Short Necks Harvey A. Smith Once upon a time many giraffes had rather long necks. This was considered, among giraffes, to be a most admirable and desirable quality. But not all adult giraffes were equally endowed with height. Some were positively runty compared with the tallest specimens although they were, indeed, tall when compared to the other animals of the veldt. Such inequity between members of the same species seemed unfair and was widely deplored. The council of the chief giraffes — all of whom were pretty tall — met to ponder how this unfortunate condition could be alleviated. They commissioned a study by a group of leading experts. After a few years, when all the grant money supplied by the council had been exhausted, the study group returned with a report. They had been able to establish, with scientific exactitude and beyond any possible doubt, two objective findings: (1) The taller giraffes ate more of the tender leaves found at the very tops of plants. In fact, there was a very strong direct correlation between the amount of such food an individual consumed and the height of that individual. (2) Taller giraffes felt better about themselves than did shorter giraffes. This was based on psychological tests for feelings of selfworth that were widely — the report said “universally” — accepted as valid among the leading experts in giraffe psychology (most of whom were involved in conducting the study.) The study concluded with the following recommendations: (1) Measures should be taken immediately to limit the height of plants in the veldt, so that the tender top leaves would be accessible to all. This was deemed to be of crucial importance because of the undeniable strong linkage between eating such leaves and height. (2) A program should be instituted to encourage the shorter giraffes to feel good about themselves and have self-confidence. It seemed likely to the study group that negative feelings about oneself probably had a strong psychosomatic effect leading to limited growth. In particular, any negative comments or views 1 about shorter members of the community should be rigorously suppressed. (3) Another study should be funded to develop further insight into this important social problem and to complete those investigations that could not be fully concluded within the funding limitations of the current study. The conclusions of this important study were widely circulated and discussed throughout the veldt. It was generally agreed that action was needed. Elephants were engaged to push down the tall trees and keep them suppressed, so that the lower-level vegetation could thrive for the tops to be eaten by short and tall alike. Truth to tell, reaching down to eat put a considerable strain on the necks of the taller giraffes but this was regarded as being only fair, considering their past advantage. Meanwhile, shorter giraffes were constantly showered with praise and taught to take pride in their lack of altitude. Indeed, many of them came to regard excessive height as a laughable condition and mocked those afflicted with it. A giraffe who looked upon height as something in which to take pride came to be regarded as antisocial, old-fashioned and reactionary. With the ready availability of low-growing plants, the dearth of tall trees, and the general low regard for height, evolution followed the course Darwin would have predicted. Height became a stigma and a disadvantage in competing for a mate. It conferred no advantage and, indeed, was a slight disadvantage in competing for food. Quite naturally, succeeding generations of giraffes had shorter and shorter necks until today the average giraffe is a bit shorter than a zebra. Still, there remain some inequalities in height, so this intractable social problem continues to be of concern. A proposal to fund continuing study is currently under consideration. read more fiction 2