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Great Communicator Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Overview Values being created "It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others." – Montaigne "Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship." – P.J. O'Rourke Targeted market "I like to talk with people who express my thoughts clearly." – Unknown Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Brief history "The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer." – Henry David Thoreau "The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young." – Willa Cather Milestones completed and future plans "I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry." – Randall Jarrell Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Communication Management Skills "A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation." – Mark Twain "Never mistake legibility for communication." – David Carson "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." – Oscar Wilde "Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a bachelor, and second nature in a married woman." – Helen Rowland Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Growth Strategy Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Product "Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after." – Anne Morrow Lindbergh Operational plan "The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use." – Washington Irving "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." – George Bernard Shaw "If you can't say anything nice about a man, let's hear it." – Unknown Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Development risk "Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood." – Freeman Teague Jr. "Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?" – Clarence Darrow Risk management strategy "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." – Mark Twain Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Growth risk "Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence." – Murphy's Law: Peter's Observation "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." – Oscar Wilde "I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." – Winston Churchill Risk management strategy "One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." – Franklin P. Jones Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Other risks "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." – Oscar Wilde "Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it." – Samuel Johnson Risk management strategy "Grains of truth, if pounded and cooked, are easier to digest. They are also healthier – for you." – Vadim Kotelnikov "If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you." – Billy Wilder Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Markets Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Market analysis "Some read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority." – Charles Caleb Colton "Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give, but dreadfully uneasy to take." – Josh Billings "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." – Hubert H. Humphrey "The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done." – Peter F. Drucker Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Competition "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting." – Mark Twain "A bore is a person who talks when you wish him to listen." – Ambrose Bierce "Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day." – Kin Hubbard "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." – Jimmy Durante Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Marketing strategy "I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments." – Oscar Wilde "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something." – Wilson Mizner "Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him." – Samuel Butler Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse) Funds Required and Uses "When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money." – Artemus Ward Financial Projections "A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money." – Everett Dirksen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Great Communicator Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com THANK YOU! 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