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Great
Communicator
Humorous business plan
composed of humorous quotes
By: Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
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Great Communicator
Humorous Business Plan
Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
Overview
Values being created
"It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others."
– Montaigne
"Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a
drink can be a test of palship."
– P.J. O'Rourke
Targeted market
"I like to talk with people who express
my thoughts clearly."
– Unknown
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Great Communicator
Humorous Business Plan
Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
Brief history
"The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when
someone asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer."
– Henry David Thoreau
"The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to
the young."
– Willa Cather
Milestones completed and future plans
"I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is
that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read
any poetry."
– Randall Jarrell
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Great Communicator
Humorous Business Plan
Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Communication Management Skills
"A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination
which gives immortality to conversation."
– Mark Twain
"Never mistake legibility for communication."
– David Carson
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a
mask, and he will tell you the truth."
– Oscar Wilde
"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a
bachelor, and second nature in a married woman."
– Helen Rowland
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Growth Strategy
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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Product
"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee,
and just as hard to sleep after."
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Operational plan
"The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use."
– Washington Irving
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
– George Bernard Shaw
"If you can't say anything nice about a man, let's hear it."
– Unknown
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Humorous Business Plan
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Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Development risk
"Nothing is so simple that it cannot be
misunderstood."
– Freeman Teague Jr.
"Even if you do learn to speak correct
English, whom are you going to speak it to?"
– Clarence Darrow
Risk management strategy
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and
let people think you are a fool than to open
it and remove all doubt."
– Mark Twain
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Humorous Business Plan
Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
Growth risk
"Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence."
– Murphy's Law: Peter's Observation
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of
what I am saying."
– Oscar Wilde
"I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught."
– Winston Churchill
Risk management strategy
"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know
at least somebody's listening."
– Franklin P. Jones
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Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
Other risks
"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it
is absolutely fatal."
– Oscar Wilde
"Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and
every other man has a right to knock him down for it."
– Samuel Johnson
Risk management strategy
"Grains of truth, if pounded and cooked, are easier to digest. They are
also healthier – for you."
– Vadim Kotelnikov
"If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you."
– Billy Wilder
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Markets
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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Market analysis
"Some read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common;
and some read to talk, and these form the great majority."
– Charles Caleb Colton
"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give, but dreadfully uneasy to
take."
– Josh Billings
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be
taken seriously."
– Hubert H. Humphrey
"The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done."
– Peter F. Drucker
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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Competition
"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when
you're busy interrupting."
– Mark Twain
"A bore is a person who talks when you wish him to listen."
– Ambrose Bierce
"Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency
question, and we meet him every day."
– Kin Hubbard
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and
then she stops to breathe."
– Jimmy Durante
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Marketing strategy
"I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and
prevents arguments."
– Oscar Wilde
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after
a while he knows something."
– Wilson Mizner
"Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We
pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his
superiority whenever we lie to him."
– Samuel Butler
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Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)
Funds Required and Uses
"When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing,
it's the money."
– Artemus Ward
Financial Projections
"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about
real money."
– Everett Dirksen
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Humorous Business Plan
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