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The Community Hello :) I'm the ambassador from the Sardaukar Confederacy. I've come at United Faith's request.
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The People's
Free Peoples of Africa!
Republic of
Bubonic Plague It is once again time for African states to choose a new UN delegate and Secretary General of the AU. It is a duty
not to be taken lightly. While all the current candidates have something to offer, we find something lacking. The
race needs a true leader, a state that has shown an aptitude for compromise and diplomacy. We need a delegate that
has the ability to keep a level head in a crisis. We need someone who can add flair to the African continent. We
require a leader that will bring Africa to true greatness.
For this reason, the workers of the PRBP beseech Vasis-Avende to enter the race. Africa needs you!
We ask all states to show your support for the skillful and well established leadership of the Federation of VasisAvende by endorsing that noble nation.
All hail the man-eating poisonous puff snail!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
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The Democratic Alright...
Republic of
Israel-Palestine Let's keep it down on the spelling mistakes. I'm a busy person, and don't have time to proof read and fix my typos.
Involving the idea of the train system... It does help, and improve economies. Yes, it does make nations easier to
take over. With strong leadership from the AU and the UN this shouldn't happen.
Now Malawi sure does make it seem like I'm a lazy person. I've rebuilt this nation, and completely devoted to its
people. I've been through two coups and finally got our nations independence. I heard that many people loved how
Two Lands, used a hands off approach. I guess I was wrong. If needed I can step up and be a leader.
Nothing is wrong with being liberal. No I don't want drugs, and women showing off their bodies all over the street.
There is still a line between disorder, and order. I just think, that people should be in the best possible position to
better themselves in the world. Sure you don't have to better yourself, and well that is your choice. I'd just like to
make it possible for people to pursue their own vision of happiness.
Now Malawi's comments on women...
How dare you insult a woman's ability to lead. Women are fully able to lead a nation, and proform tasks that men
can. Just as men, can proform tasks that women can. Alas, no they can't have babies, but that is a whole different
topic. This has been proven in the west, and there is no reason why women cannot progess themselves here. Your
statement involving not too many female leaders was all bad. Perhaps it is because your nations don't give equal
rights to women to allow them to get to such a position such as the head of a nation. Now I must advocate the
demand for women's rights. They are lacking in Africa, and are needed.
(OOC: perhaps another reason we don't have many women leaders, is because for the most part, people here are
male. Also sorry Malawi if it seems that i'm picking on your, but your the only other nation to debate with. Plus I
find it sort of fun. Good Luck to you.)
In anycase other "real life" issues have come up and i'll post again later.
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Regards,
Tatiana Metanova,
President, Israel-Palestine
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ago
The Empire of
The Azaziel
We have decliared ISreal Palestine Independant, and recognize their Authority over the land of Gaza and the West
Bank. We are reluctant to give up Isreal, the cradle that the Azaziel sprang from.
Also (as most of you dont care), It has been discovered that both, Throne and the People's Movement were hoaxes
made up by rival "cults" in the empire. As these organizations have long had increadible power, they have grown
and now quietly fight each other for the right to mount the Impirial throne. The most likely ruler for the Empire is a
man claiming blood relation to the ancient Dynasty. As Azligh soldiers slaughtered every member of the monarch
and surrounding family, it is unlikely this man's claims are true. In fact, not a single ruler of the Azaziel has died of
natural causes, every one has been assassinated in some way.
We are also now writing the Jerusalem Pact. A treaty with Isreal - Palestine and any other nation who wishes to
sign. This treaty agrees that nations signin it will hold friendly relations with each other, support each other in
times of violence, assist each other in times of disasster, and keep free and open trade between each other.
The monorail lines between Two Lands and Azaziel are becoming the subject of neglect due to the war. But these
lines will be repaired and new lines will be built in the Mediteranean portions of the Empire (such as greece, Italy,
and Western Turkey).
As Tel-aviv is in ruins, a new capitol must be chosen. Instead, we have decided to build a new city fro mthe groun
up. The New city of Gabriel is taking shape on the Mediteranean coast of Isreal. The new city will be one of
astounding bueaty and glory. Allready temples and other public buildings rise from the earth.
May the empire live in peace for a thousand years, never having to lift the sword again.
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The Democratic Okay, before Malawi decides to waste his time checking my spelling, i'll do it for him.
Republic of
Proform should be perform.
Israel-Palestine Progess should be Progress
and anycase is actually two words, Any and Case.
Now, I'd like to address other reforms, and after getting to read through the previous messages I have some food
for thought.
Number One: Malawi so nicely reminded me that women's rights are pitiful in Africa. I would like to improve
them. Women have been held back far too long here. Westernization made not be the right thing for Africa, but not
everything from the West is bad. Women need more rights. I intend to give them to the African people. Even the
Nazi’s gave rights to women; don’t fall below their standards.
Number Two: I’d like to improve education around Africa. Education is a little bit on the downside. Looking at
many nations in our region, education is in desperate need. I’d like to give their children the chance to learn.
Number Three: I would like to get people from around Africa to unite, in some sort of way. Whether it be through,
sports, music, or any other sort of skill. I like the idea of sports so much, that I’d like to create the African Games
(AOG). Win or lose, I’ll create these games. It will be a The first city to host will be in Israel-Palestine, in the
capitol city of Ana Les Villes. The games will be monthly, starting on the first day of each month, and ending a
week later. The next city to host the games will be decided on a voting system. We urge whoever the next UN
Delegate is to create a committee for these games, and if is not done, I shall do it myself.
I’d like to say that many African nations know so little about diplomatic talk. They are quick to insult, and often
quicker with the gun. I suggest many of your nations learn, when, where and on what topic to hold your tongue.
Once again, our nation is considering leaving the AU. We are very unhappy with the leaders, and aren’t happy with
the direction it is going. If we aren’t elected UN Delegate, expect our departure, and we shall no longer recognize
the AU. We believe Africa is very corrupt. This needs to be changed, and I think we can jump up to solve many of
Africa’s problems as UN Delegate.
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To Azaziel:
Regarding the Jerusalem Pact, the USSR has given me a TG saying they’d like to join. We have good relations
with them, and they supply us with a good number of food, weaponry, and loans.
To Africa:
We have launched our first satellite into orbit today. It just emits a radio wave back but we look forward, to getting
a man into space. We believe that this can be achieved with in a couple of years.
Regards,
Tatiana Metanova
President, Israel-Palestine
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The Queendom Fellow africans,
minutes of Phazania
once again Ms Tatiana metanova shows her poor looser face saying:'Once again, our nation is considering leaving
ago
the AU. We are very unhappy with the leaders, and aren?t happy with the direction it is going. If we aren?t elected
UN Delegate, expect our departure, and we shall no longer recognize the AU. We believe Africa is very corrupt.
This needs to be changed, and I think we can jump up to solve many of Africa?s problems as UN Delegate.'
I think this says it all. One that does not know how to loose should not expect to win. And if Malawi had the same
attitude it would not belong to the Au now. Phazania is ruled by a great woman but in the past and now we africans
have seen some worse woman leaders taking power like Cleopatra Qadhaffi or you know who..
When Israel-Palestine insults the past by not knowing it or not trying to know it by reading the charters of the AU
it shows a signs of a irresponsability that Phazania does not wish to the AU. Enough of this issue.
Phazania's flag is at half length as well as the AU's I hope for the death of UN representative Mr. Sergio Mello.
Prince Tijani
day ago The Community of SC-Ambassadors-Africa Hello :) I'm the ambassador from the Sardaukar
Confederacy. I've come at United Faith's request.
1 day ago The People's Republic of Bubonic Plague Free Peoples of Africa!
It is once again time for African states to choose a new UN delegate and Secretary General of the AU. It is
a duty not to be taken lightly. While all the current candidates have something to offer, we find something
lacking. The race needs a true leader, a state that has shown an aptitude for compromise and diplomacy. We
need a delegate that has the ability to keep a level head in a crisis. We need someone who can add flair to
the African continent. We require a leader that will bring Africa to true greatness.
For this reason, the workers of the PRBP beseech Vasis-Avende to enter the race. Africa needs you!
We ask all states to show your support for the skillful and well established leadership of the Federation of
Vasis-Avende by endorsing that noble nation.
All hail the man-eating poisonous puff snail!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
23 hours ago The Democratic Republic of Israel-Palestine Alright...
Let's keep it down on the spelling mistakes. I'm a busy person, and don't have time to proof read and fix my
typos.
Involving the idea of the train system... It does help, and improve economies. Yes, it does make nations
easier to take over. With strong leadership from the AU and the UN this shouldn't happen.
Now Malawi sure does make it seem like I'm a lazy person. I've rebuilt this nation, and completely devoted
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to its people. I've been through two coups and finally got our nations independence. I heard that many
people loved how Two Lands, used a hands off approach. I guess I was wrong. If needed I can step up and
be a leader.
Nothing is wrong with being liberal. No I don't want drugs, and women showing off their bodies all over
the street. There is still a line between disorder, and order. I just think, that people should be in the best
possible position to better themselves in the world. Sure you don't have to better yourself, and well that is
your choice. I'd just like to make it possible for people to pursue their own vision of happiness.
Now Malawi's comments on women...
How dare you insult a woman's ability to lead. Women are fully able to lead a nation, and proform tasks
that men can. Just as men, can proform tasks that women can. Alas, no they can't have babies, but that is a
whole different topic. This has been proven in the west, and there is no reason why women cannot progess
themselves here. Your statement involving not too many female leaders was all bad. Perhaps it is because
your nations don't give equal rights to women to allow them to get to such a position such as the head of a
nation. Now I must advocate the demand for women's rights. They are lacking in Africa, and are needed.
(OOC: perhaps another reason we don't have many women leaders, is because for the most part, people
here are male. Also sorry Malawi if it seems that i'm picking on your, but your the only other nation to
debate with. Plus I find it sort of fun. Good Luck to you.)
In anycase other "real life" issues have come up and i'll post again later.
Regards,
Tatiana Metanova,
President, Israel-Palestine
day ago
The Empire of The We have decliared ISreal Palestine Independant, and recognize their Authority over the land
Azaziel
of Gaza and the West Bank. We are reluctant to give up Isreal, the cradle that the Azaziel
sprang from.
Also (as most of you dont care), It has been discovered that both, Throne and the People's
Movement were hoaxes made up by rival "cults" in the empire. As these organizations have
long had increadible power, they have grown and now quietly fight each other for the right
to mount the Impirial throne. The most likely ruler for the Empire is a man claiming blood
relation to the ancient Dynasty. As Azligh soldiers slaughtered every member of the
monarch and surrounding family, it is unlikely this man's claims are true. In fact, not a
single ruler of the Azaziel has died of natural causes, every one has been assassinated in
some way.
We are also now writing the Jerusalem Pact. A treaty with Isreal - Palestine and any other
nation who wishes to sign. This treaty agrees that nations signin it will hold friendly
relations with each other, support each other in times of violence, assist each other in times
of disasster, and keep free and open trade between each other.
The monorail lines between Two Lands and Azaziel are becoming the subject of neglect
due to the war. But these lines will be repaired and new lines will be built in the
Mediteranean portions of the Empire (such as greece, Italy, and Western Turkey).
As Tel-aviv is in ruins, a new capitol must be chosen. Instead, we have decided to build a
new city fro mthe groun up. The New city of Gabriel is taking shape on the Mediteranean
coast of Isreal. The new city will be one of astounding bueaty and glory. Allready temples
and other public buildings rise from the earth.
May the empire live in peace for a thousand years, never having to lift the sword again.
1 day
ago
The Democratic
Okay, before Malawi decides to waste his time checking my spelling, i'll do it for him.
Republic of Israel- Proform should be perform.
Palestine
Progess should be Progress
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and anycase is actually two words, Any and Case.
Now, I'd like to address other reforms, and after getting to read through the previous
messages I have some food for thought.
Number One: Malawi so nicely reminded me that women's rights are pitiful in Africa. I
would like to improve them. Women have been held back far too long here. Westernization
made not be the right thing for Africa, but not everything from the West is bad. Women
need more rights. I intend to give them to the African people. Even the Nazi’s gave rights to
women; don’t fall below their standards.
Number Two: I’d like to improve education around Africa. Education is a little bit on the
downside. Looking at many nations in our region, education is in desperate need. I’d like to
give their children the chance to learn.
Number Three: I would like to get people from around Africa to unite, in some sort of way.
Whether it be through, sports, music, or any other sort of skill. I like the idea of sports so
much, that I’d like to create the African Games (AOG). Win or lose, I’ll create these games.
It will be a The first city to host will be in Israel-Palestine, in the capitol city of Ana Les
Villes. The games will be monthly, starting on the first day of each month, and ending a
week later. The next city to host the games will be decided on a voting system. We urge
whoever the next UN Delegate is to create a committee for these games, and if is not done, I
shall do it myself.
I’d like to say that many African nations know so little about diplomatic talk. They are
quick to insult, and often quicker with the gun. I suggest many of your nations learn, when,
where and on what topic to hold your tongue.
Once again, our nation is considering leaving the AU. We are very unhappy with the
leaders, and aren’t happy with the direction it is going. If we aren’t elected UN Delegate,
expect our departure, and we shall no longer recognize the AU. We believe Africa is very
corrupt. This needs to be changed, and I think we can jump up to solve many of Africa’s
problems as UN Delegate.
To Azaziel:
Regarding the Jerusalem Pact, the USSR has given me a TG saying they’d like to join. We
have good relations with them, and they supply us with a good number of food, weaponry,
and loans.
To Africa:
We have launched our first satellite into orbit today. It just emits a radio wave back but we
look forward, to getting a man into space. We believe that this can be achieved with in a
couple of years.
Regards,
Tatiana Metanova
President, Israel-Palestine
1 day
ago
The Queendom of Fellow africans,
Phazania
once again Ms Tatiana metanova shows her poor looser face saying:'Once again, our nation
is considering leaving the AU. We are very unhappy with the leaders, and aren?t happy with
the direction it is going. If we aren?t elected UN Delegate, expect our departure, and we
shall no longer recognize the AU. We believe Africa is very corrupt. This needs to be
changed, and I think we can jump up to solve many of Africa?s problems as UN Delegate.'
I think this says it all. One that does not know how to loose should not expect to win. And if
Malawi had the same attitude it would not belong to the Au now. Phazania is ruled by a
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great woman but in the past and now we africans have seen some worse woman leaders
taking power like Cleopatra Qadhaffi or you know who..
When Israel-Palestine insults the past by not knowing it or not trying to know it by reading
the charters of the AU it shows a signs of a irresponsability that Phazania does not wish to
the AU. Enough of this issue.
Phazania's flag is at half length as well as the AU's I hope for the death of UN
representative Mr. Sergio Mello.
Prince Tijani
23 hours The Federation of Surprise Entry!! Vasis-Avende Announces Intentions to Run for UN Delegate
ago
Vasis-Avende
Today, First Chancellor Launa DeVenlura, leader of The Federation of Vasis-Avende,
announced to the press today that she will be running for UN Delegate of Africa.
"My nation has been heavily involved in internal affairs that took up much of my time, but I
cannot stand by idly to watch Africa stumble in its rise as a region of note," said DeVenlura.
When asked about Vasis-Avende's silence during recent times, the First Chancellor replied,
"Naturally, while the region was under The Two Lands' care, I had no worries that there
would be a potential misstep in the region's political and economical development."
"When I realized who the current candidates were, as reluctant as I was to make this
prominent position, I felt that I was obligated for the sake of Africa and all her good people
to make a stand and protect our precious region."
The First Chancellor was surprisingly blunt during her nomination speech. Whether her late
entrance into the Delegate elections will make a notable difference at this point is truly the
question on many people's minds.
Asked what her plans were for this region, DeVenlura had only to say, "I will do what the
nations' feel is best for Africa."
A member of the African Union, The Federation of Vasis-Avende is also famed for its
amazing array of local fruit that is renowned the world over. With a strong militaristic
history, Vasis-Avende has grown from a tiny population of 5 million to what it is today,
thanks, in large part to the firm reign of the DeVenlura family.
[Inserted on the page are a slew of photographs of First Chancellor Launa DeVenlura, a
rather attractive middle-aged woman, taken during many of her public outings on state
duties. Vasis-Avende's Famous Fruit Baskets can be seen in one of the photos as DeVenlura
offers it to a visiting dignitary.]
17 hours The Democratic
Regarding Phazania's comment, we are horribly insulted. Yes, we've read the entire history
ago
Republic of Israel- of Africa. There is no point in insulting our intelligence. I don’t see how you can make that
Palestine
deduction, by our latest post.
I myself wonder about your own intelligence, as you have not responded to my comment. I
say Africa is corrupt, and you respond that I’m an idiot, that doesn’t know history, isn’t
quite what I’d think of intelligence on your part. Once again Africa responds to my
comments of improvement and debate, with the comments of my lack of intelligence, and
lack of knowledge in African history. Every time you people say that, I have gone ahead
and looked at the African history. I do believe I’m getting quite smart in that topic. African
history may be important, but history in general is much more important. History, of
Europe, the Americas, and Asia are just as important. Thus far you people have been so
anti-western, I doubt your knowledge in those areas, as most people know many
advancement in the west and the east, have led them to places that are quite advanced, and
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ahead of Africa, in not, just military might, but in economics. This is another reason I don’t
not like the AU, It is led by people like Phazania who insults and does not make intelligent
comments herself.
I had entered this UN Delegate race trying to improve Africa. Malawi gave a set of topics
like in a real election. I came back and debated those like a “REAL” election. Everyone else
came back and fired bullets of insults at me, and now think they can solve all their
problems, by gunning down all my ideas, and thinking Africa will be fine. An Africa, with
little tolerance is what you are, and you all follow people like Malawi, and Phazania, who
insult, those, who speak up and debate their ideas. You people are not always right and nor
am I, but you must learn to tolerate other ideas, and not just shoot them down without
finding reason against it. Malawi has done a fair good job debating, but he has been keen on
the insults. Yes I admit I’ve done my throwing of insults back and I’m sorry, that is what
happens in the heat of a moment. Frankly, I still might leave the AU because I do not wish
to be led by those people. As the German people have once said after WWII. “They got, the
first group of people, and no one stood up. They got second group of people and no one
stood up. Then a third, and a forth group, and then they came after me… I couldn’t stand
up, because there was no one left to stand up.” I do not wish to see an Africa where no one
stands up. We must make Africa more democratic, and not so racist. You all gun after
people who are racist against Africans, but you don’t realize that many of you are racist
against Europeans, and Americans.
I was unsure, if I should stay in the race for this UN Delegate, but then I decided that some
people needed a person to vote for if they really agreed with me. I’m quite sure I’m going to
lose, and I’ve thought that since day one. I’m really a nation that nobody has really seen
until now. During this race I’ve seen much of Africa’s true form. A group of nations that
when they don’t agree, just insult, give the topic to the AU, and then go to war. Africa has
its problems I want to fix them. I may not be the best, but I haven’t seen any great nations
step up and say anything about anything. I’d personally say give the UN Delegate to Mr.
Nairb Selarom, he is truly a great man. In any case, I’m going to tell Africa this, stand up
for what you believe, and don’t push down what others believe in, as they can be just a right
as you are.
Miss Tatiana Metanova
President, Israel-Palestine
12 hours The People's
ago
Republic of
Bubonic Plague
Free Peoples of Africa!
The workers of the PRBP dance in unrestrained rapture at the news that Vasis-Avende has
decided to enter the race for UN delegate. At last, Africa has a candidate worthy of her
greatness. We urge all states to rise above the petty quarrels that have thus far marred the
leadership race. Lend your support to a true head of state, the attractive Chancellor Launa
DeVenlura. You deserve this, Africa demands it!
Allow Africa to be blessed with the inspired statesmanship and flare of Vasis-Avende!
These are the people who brought you “Fruit Basket Diplomacy”. [Drool] How can we go
wrong?
All hail the man-eating poisonous puff snail!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
7 hours
ago
The Democratic
Republic of
Unified
Bubonic Plague, your comments bring shame to your name. Voting for Fruit Baskets is
about as dumb as voting for "pretty coins". Don't insult Africans by making them vote for
what they thing is pretty. Bring about improvement, rather than trying to shape Africa with
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Deutschland
"material" objects. To what a real leader does and shape the world through your words, and
not your fruit.
No offense to Vasis-Avende, as sending fruit baskets are a good way to help diplomatic ties,
and not a bad idea. Just as Bubonic Plague trys to get it to win an election is wrong, and
shows Africa no real reason why they should vote for you.
I've come to realize Africa's UN nations aren't in large number. The UN Delegate is not a
good race to begin with, as each number votes for every nation, not withdrawling their old
vote for a different one, making a huge tie in the end. Each UN member should one submit
one vote.
7 hours
ago
6 hours
ago
The Democratic
Republic of
Unified
Deutschland
OMG! That was littered with typos, sorry!
Deutschland Department of Spelling and Errors (DDSE)
Agent Jan Hendrik
The Federation of [more promotional propaganda is printed in the next two days in various local and
Vasis-Avende
international newspapers. Some tv news reports feature DeVenlura's last-minute speeches
where it's clear she uses her photogenic quality and tv-friendly persona to good advantage.
......Of course, she's spouting the usual vague promises of a better Africa, but really, when
she looks and sounds this good, do people really care? (last line is just joking!! and
shouldn't be taken too seriously. I know it's not a regular election where your voters are
regular people...)]
Pictures of:
- the attractive First Chancellor Launa DeVenlura standing tall against a backdrop of the
Vasis-Avende national flag with headlines like "Vasis-Avende For UN Delegate"
- DeVenlura shaking hands with various important UN officials, with headlines such as
"Diplomacy and Foreign Ties A Must for Africa's Future"
- DeVenlura peeking out from a huge tank, one of Vasis-Avende's many ground military
vehicle-thingies, "Vasis-Avende Not a Pushover" and "Vasis-Avende is not Afraid to Fight
for Africa"
- DeVenlura snuggling a cute but malnutritioned African baby as she's surrounded by
volunteer nurses and doctors in some World Aid Tent set up in one of the war-torn
countries. "Vasis-Avende cares about the Children of Africa" and "Security and Trust the
Key to Africa's Safety"
- Naturally, also pictures and articles about Vasis-Avende's very strong exports in their local
fruits with headlines like "Vasis-Avende Burgeoning Economic Expertise to Help African
Trade" and others like that.
All, of course, accompanied with reports of DeVenluran campaign promises of bringing
about a stronger Africa in terms of fostering international ties, as well as developing internation diplomatic bonds...what you'd expect in most UN Delegate candidacy speeches.
Included in some of the articles (but not all) are DeVenlura's untargeted criticisms about the
other candidates running for the position.
Also, accompanying some articles are very long and boring statistical data and analysis
about Vasis-Avende and its opponents as well as the African economy and political
stage...that no one but those with a most avid (dare we say, fanatical) interest in politics and
economy can possibly understand the significance of its printing.
It should be noted that the data coincidentally puts the other candidates in a weaker
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statistical light.
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Free Peoples of Africa!
It is once again time for African states to choose a new UN delegate and Secretary General
of the AU. It is a duty not to be taken lightly. While all the current candidates have
something to offer, we find something lacking. The race needs a true leader, a state that has
shown an aptitude for compromise and diplomacy. We need a delegate that has the ability
to keep a level head in a crisis. We need someone who can add flair to the African
continent. We require a leader that will bring Africa to true greatness.
For this reason, the workers of the PRBP beseech Vasis-Avende to enter the race. Africa
needs you!
We ask all states to show your support for the skillful and well established leadership of the
Federation of Vasis-Avende by endorsing that noble nation.
All hail the man-eating poisonous puff snail!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
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The Queendom of Fellow africans,
minutes Phazania
again we are appalled with the misuse given to our words by Ms. Tatiana Metanova. We
ago
have never called idiot to noone, and the word we used was irresponsible. We think that the
meaning of the two words is a bit different won't you agree?
To mislead starts this way. If we said that she had called us old because she said that we
lived in the past it would be the same. Confucious once said 'Study the past if you would
define the future.'. We agree with him.
Again PLEASE DO NOT DISTORT our words.
We feel that the proposal of roads connecting all african countries is good but also
demagogic. It is like promising free health care to all africans ! If many african countries
don't have even decent roads inside their countries how can you promise something like
that...
We never meant any insult to any african and in particular to Israel-Palestine. If we did or
do in the future, please accept our humblest apologies as of now.
Phazania greets Vasis Avende on his candidacy. Both Upper Volta and Malawi as well as
Vasis Avende would give good delegates. Although we publicly support Upper Volta we
have friendly relations with the others.
Our trip to UF has been quite profitable. We are proposing a trade and research agreement
to UF to improve both the economy and education of our two great nations. Mr. Nairb
Selanom has achieved much on his visit to the UN and his efforts will hopefully give a new
boost to Africa.
Queen Noor
PROPOSAL from FRANCE:
Currently, we have two seperate organizations. The African Union, and the European Community
Association. Europe proposes that the two organizations join. The main and final organization be the
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African Union. We suggest that a "North" subregion be created for all nations in Europe wishing to
join. I believe it will make this entire region more democratic, and make it so that the people in
Europe have a say in the "final" affairs in this region. Currently we are isolated, and wish to have
some sort of communication. We think this would also build a bridge between the peoples of Africa,
and Europe, who have seen each other in fear for so long. Let us finally live in peace and rejoice. We
believe the football/soccer games, be a great way for our two cultures to interact and become friends.
The ECA is all for in the movement. It's up to the AU to bring this to the table signed.
We wish for the next time we talk to be allied in an African Union meeting. Thank You.
President of France,
Speaker of the ECA,
Jean St. Clairemont
104 minutes ago
The Disputed
Territories of Malawi
There’s a few things I must get off my chest. The first thing is that this
election is degenerating into a crazy campaign where more and more
people are joining without vision, without political skills, and posing a
great danger to my candidacy.
First there is Tatiana from Israel Palestine. I am sad to report to all of
you that I have discovered something very tragic about our dear
President Tatiana Metanova. It seems that before she became
president of Israel-Palestine she lived a very immoral life that would
raise quite a few eyebrows! What a leader has done in the past should
be weighed heavily by the public. After all, who we are as a person is
reflected in our work. Well, I was really disappointed to learn that
Tatiana had posed in dirty magazines several times, including
underage. I have heard rumors of films but I have not verified
anything. I have several pictures of her magazine which I have sent to
the website administrator to post later today. It really disturbed me to
see these things. Such immorality and indecency. Africa does not need
a woman who sells her body in power – lest, she might sell our
continent to foreigners. I am officially breaking all communications
with Israel-Palestine fearing that my people may be corrupted by her
wicked ways.
Tatiana is a westernize liberal loose-like-a-goose anti-valued,
immoral, unethical teenage girl who has no experience to become UN
Delegate. Just read her lengthy posts, which are obviously typed for
her as I believe she still writes with crayola crayons. What kind of UN
Delegate does Africa want? Certainly not one that threatens to leave
the African Union and abandon its principles! For shame!
Then there is Upper Volta. This is who I consider my true opponent in
this race. He is a man that knows boundaries. He is a man skilled in
diplomacy. Macho and strong, powerful when it comes to war, but
like all good men, he can reason well and know when to use
diplomacy instead. I wish him luck.
Then there is this late-comer, Vasis-Avende and Devenlura. What to
say about her? She is a woman, yes. But surprisingly her post made a
lot of sense! I was pleasantly surprised by the posts and propaganda
machine and believe that for a woman she might actually make a
capable politician. I almost feel like saying I am being proven
wrong…but then I think of the example of Tatiana and she reinforces
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my stereotype.
At any rate, I believe Vasis-Avende would not make a good candidate
because she entered the race really late and we have not heard of her
principles or ideas. Only I have presented a clear and concise vision.
Only Malawi can lead Africa into the future.
Vote for Malawi Today!
President Muluzi
86 minutes ago
The Sultanate of
Serandum
Greetings to all,
His most adored majesty ,the sultan Ali Paxa X is very interested in
the pics President Muluzi is going to show.
His third wife has died yesterday with a slight 'indigestion' after a very
busy night with the sultan. Sometimes the apetites of the Sultan are
very great...
Anyway there is a vacancy and if Ms. Tatiana Metanova is such a
woman as it is said our 'Light of Heaven' might take her as his third
wife.
Serandum agrees with his friends the Malawi on his post but reminds
that Vasis Avende and Malawi have the same number of
endorsements... it's going to be a tight decision. As Serandum is not a
member of the AU or UN we simply not care.
P.S. De Venlura it seems to be very pretty , is she available??
Rajiv,
personal secretary of his most revered majesty
Seconds ago
The Republic of
Rwanda
I have evidence (given to me by the Malawi Intelligence Agency) that
the Tatiana of Israel-Palestine has modeled for dirty magazines. This
is apaulling! I am outraged! I am sure everyone over in Malawi is
outraged too, especially President Muluzi. This is just more evidence
that Tatiana has no morals or ethics. I will send the dirty pictures to
the website administrator so that he posts them. Hopefully I can edit
them so they are not too graphic.
I am really disgusted at Israel-Palestine's candidacy and stand in
complete solidarity with President Muluzi's candidacy!
Reginold Deny
Sub-secretary of Foreign Affairs
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The
OOC: I think the pictures thing is kind of crazy. I mean just cause I pick a picture for my leader doesn't mean
minutes Democratic
I'm like really Natalie Portman. Plus I mean, she is from Israel herself, which is why I picked her. Israel shares
ago
Republic of
a similar society to Europe, in which highly revealing pictures aren’t really seen as bad as they are in the
Israel-Palestine United States. I just kind of think it is a bad why, because that is simply beyond my control. Plus, I know as a
fact, Natalie as never posed nude in any public pictures anywhere. It’s kind of like Britney Spears, where
people keep on trying to make fakes.
IC:
Ok, I will admit, I am very Western, but I do not want to force Westernization upon the people of Africa. I
wish to simply to seek to improve of all live who wish to see life improved. I respect every nations wishes and
will only bring them what they want.
All right, we have one day left. So as every normal person might start telling you to vote for me. Well, I don’t
know if I am the best person for this title. I also don’t really know if anyone here is the best person for the title.
I’m sorry, but none of us are probably what you’d see as ideal for the position. Nobody is perfect. I’m not, and
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none of the other nations are. Someone must lead us though. When is comes down to it all, I hope you pick
wisely. Frankly if not voting for me, I’d vote for Malawi, he has stated his plans the best and believe he’d
make the best leader for Africa. Once again I don’t think I’ll win. I’m behind right now, and don’t see how I
can pull ahead without a mass vote for me. So if you are not to pick me, please pick Malawi. With the great
help of Malawi, I’ve decided not to pull out of the AU. If I have a shot, to be heard, and led Africa, in some
way, I’d love to do so, and staying in the AU may give me the best shot to do so.
As I said earlier, I shall start the African Games (AG). It will hold track events, swimming events, football
(Soccer), rugby, hockey, baseball, volleyball, rowing, archery, skiing, skating events, bowling, and anything
else you’d like to introduce. It will be held in Ana Les Villes the first year, and then the second year, I was
thinking in Malawi, (of course w/ his permission) I think these games will create a united Africa, in which
people from anywhere can enter, and the exchange of cultures will be made, to promote the acceptance of
different peoples.
I will also make the Red Star Alliance (RSA). It will NOT be a military alliance. It is a medical alliance, which
will function like the Red Cross and Crescent. It will be made mainly for African nations, but will provide help
anywhere else needed. If you wish to join, then please tell me so. I hope, with the support of many nations this
aid program, and help Africa with almost any of its physical problems.
As you see, even if I’m not elected for this position as UN Delegate, I will still try to lead the way, for progress
in Africa. So please, if you could make it easier for me to get these kind of programs in Africa, and vote for me
as UN Delegate. I’ll be able to make these kinds of programs, and get passage that much faster, to hopefully
help people faster as well.
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The
minutes Democratic
ago
States of The
Republic of
France
With Love,
President
Tatiana Metanova
Btw, we are of no relation to the CFA and thought their gameplay was a bit "fruity" if you will. They are nice
people though. We wish to see a union for these reasons.
OOC: We are kind of bored. We're seperate from the AU, which is what does everything, and kinda actually
want to be apart of the game.
-----------------------------------------------------------“Currently, we have two seperate organizations. The African Union, and the European Community
Association. Europe proposes that the two organizations join. The main and final organization be the African
Union. We suggest that a "North" subregion be created for all nations in Europe wishing to join. I believe it
will make this entire region more democratic, and make it so that the people in Europe have a say in the "final"
affairs in this region. Currently we are isolated, and wish to have some sort of communication. We think this
would also build a bridge between the peoples of Africa, and Europe, who have seen each other in fear for so
long. Let us finally live in peace and rejoice. We believe the football/soccer games, be a great way for our two
cultures to interact and become friends. The ECA is all for in the movement. It's up to the AU to bring this to
the table signed. We wish for the next time we talk to be allied in an African Union meeting. Thank You.
President of France,
Speaker of the ECA,
Jean St. Clairemont
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The Empire of Will al NAtions wishing to Sign the North Mediteranean Pact (formerly named the Jerusalem pact) please
minutes The Azaziel
Telegram me delcairing your intentions. Thank you. I will also respond with information about the pact.
ago
-----------------------------------------------------------Peoples of Africa,
Africa and Europe have a shared history and cannot exist without the other. The Isolation of this region is a
problem that must be over come by the new UN delegate. Though I am not advertising for any nation running,
I am siply saying what I feel must be said. Including the Middle East is a great start to fight the isolation, but
north africa, the middle east, and South West asia are culturaly tied together, and we can't turn our backs to our
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own culture.
dorghistan stretches from South East Europe, to Persia, and into several of the Asian soviet block nations, and
as far east that they share a border with India in the middle of Asia.
The Azaziel has Isreal, Western Turkey, Greece, Italy, Crete, Sicily, Madiera, Corsica, Sardina, and several
other Mediteranean islands. We have as much European land as we have Middle eastern Land.
The Isolation that several nations such as PRBP practice is dated and works to keep africa from progressing
into the future. Technoligical advances are happening in North America, Asia, and Europe, but never is Africa
listed as being on the leading edge, never is Africa considered to be even 1st world. The world thinks of huts
and spears when they think of Africa, we must let them know that Africa is still tied to its culture, and proud of
it. But they must also know that Africa is a leader in the world, a strong region with prosperious nations and
progressive thinking.
The African Union is a good government, but cannot govern outside Africa efectively. Europe must have its
own government that is in relations with the AU. This is one of the points of the North Mediteranean Pact. The
creation of a strong multinational government (like the UN or AU). The Goal of the Pact is to increase Global
relations with Africa and provide prosperity for those nations who wish to sign, as well as security. A common
currancy and free trade is a priority for the pact, and the creation of a reliable network of transit between N.M.
Pact nations.
Unlike the AU, where the power is i nthe hands of the Securit council, all votes are decided on and voted on by
every N.M. Pact nation. No nation's voice will be silenced by a comitee that was put into power to reprosent
the majority and not every nation.
The Pact also forms an allience between its members, this allience is headed by two naions who are elected by
the pact nations. Each of the two leader nations has veto power over the other, this way no single nation gains
too much power. As the Pact is my brain child, I will assume position as one of the two leader nations. The
other will be elected durring the first conference to be held in Rome.
12 hours ago The Holy Empire of The
An other note, THE North MEditeranean PAct is in no way against the AU. I wish to
Azaziel
have no rivalry or stigmatism. This is simply a way for this area of the region to have a
more in-depth and small scaled goernment without the nay-saying of nations from other
parts of AFrica. This is kinda of like a Mini AU, but not built the same way. The PAct
allready recognizes the AU as a government over those nations who are members.
However, several North MEditeranean PAct nations ARE NOT members of the AU.
39 minutes
ago
The Disputed Territories of
Malawi
Today is election day and most candidates are glued to their television sets just waiting to
see the results – well, I am sure Tatiana Metanova is busier getting her nails and hair
done but that is beside the point.
I have not been looking at polls and could care less who is ahead at the moment because
in the end I believe that I will triumph and the voice of the African people will succeed.
I was in communication with United Faiths about the following issue I am going to
present. I believe it will lead to a fundamental thinking in the way we think of ourselves
and in the way the African Union operates:
Since early this year we have been referring to ourselves as “Africans”. What does that
mean? Where does the boundary end? It did not end in Arab North Africa, and it did not
end in the Middle East. Africa stretched to the Caucus Mountains of Azerbaijan and
Georgia. Africa stretched to Persia. So, today we have an east region, a west region, a
south region – but no North.
We are a compass missing its forward direction, a table missing one of the legs it needs
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to stand firm, we are an automobile missing a wheel.
We have seen an approach by several European countries into this region. Many states
who wish to integrate themselves into Africa and into the decision making process of
what Africa really is.
My vision is not of an Africa that is defined literally from Tunis to Luunia and Areindor
to Vasis-Avende. We can not let ourselves be driven by past biases of our preconceptions
of what “Africa” is.
Please try to step out of traditional definitions. We are creating a new Africa. An “Africa”
that extends in influence and scope beyond any geographic feature whether it be the
Mediterranean or the Himalayas. There are some regions on this earth that traditionally
have not been defined with a clear border, like Asia-Europe or the islands that compose
the region of Oceania/Australia.
I have done a lot of soul searching and profound philosophical thinking and I have seen
the desire of our northern European members to integrate themselves into a new Africa.
We need to bring what has been known as “Europe” into a conception we call “Africa”. I
don’t mean Africa as in the blackness of the Phazanians or the deserts of Bubonic Plague.
I mean the “Africa” defined as the region seeking to uphold and develop the goals of the
African Union – those being of peace and respect for sovereignty, respect for human
rights and sovereignty of peoples everywhere, and commitment to leave no one behind
with particular dedication to those most disenfranchised in society who can not afford
basic health services and suffer from starvation.
Jean St. Clairemont, the president of France and speaker for the European Community
Association (ECA) stated that we have two separate organizations, the AU and ECA. A
proposal has been made that the two organizations join in a common vision of what we
believe as “Africa”. There is a desire to create an “Africa” that is not about geography or
ethnicity, rather about ideals, aspirations and common vision.
Therefore, after consultation with United Faiths, current Secretariat General of the AU, it
is with great honor and pride that I present:
……………………………..
GA015: Incorporation of Europe as North Sub-Region
Proposed by France, Malawi, 8/22/03
Sharing the common vision, ideals, and aspirations of Africa, the states of the African
Union vote to create a new northern sub-region which will permit all members to join the
AU and fully participate in the African decision-making process. The Security Council
will also be expanded to include two new seats for the northern sub-region and all AU
member states in the northern sub-region will be eligible the post of Secretary-General.
Support:
1. Malawi
2. United Faiths
Against:
Note: As this resolution constitutes an amendment to the charter, it requires a 50% +1
vote – currently 27 votes)
……………………………..
The states that I have identified as belonging to this northern region thus far which are
located in Africa are: Alhazraq, England and Scotland, France, Union of Soviet SR,
Tutonic Ostland, Unified Deutschland. (I might have missed some)
Finally, I ask every UN member to remember to vote for Malawi for UN Delegate. I hope
to lead this new vision of “Africa” into the future.
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President Bakili Muluzi
9 minutes
ago
The Queendom of Phazania
Fellow africans,
after some deliberation Phazania announces its resuming of normal relations with IsraelPalestine. Some private messages between the two states did the trick. The relations were
never cut, just a bit 'turbulent'.
Phazania respects the views of Azaziel but declines the participation on the pact. To
accuse the Security Council of silencing any voice is unfair and absurd. The Security
Council is elected by the region members in a democratic election. A democratic elected
member should try to represent its constituents. Phazania has always when called strived
to defend them. To transform the AU in a mixed and deorganized rabble it is not our
goal.
We have however a suggestion for the AU improvement. That some groups of countries
should have like permanent ambassadors that could suggest and advise the AU Security
Council about the resolutions concerning specific matters. Like Israel-Palestine's RSA
medical.
Prince Tijani
111 minutes The Holy Empire of
ago
Wolverton In Space
I would like to urge all of my African breatheren to get up and vote for Israel-Palestine.
Her goals for Africa are ambitious yet easily attainable. Her tenacity in this UN delegate
campaign leads me to believe that she will fight tirelessly for Africa and all is peoples. I
find the desperate attempts by Malawi to dredge up the past is childish and severely
lacking in thought. Why would I want someone like this continent?
In conclusion, Irael-Palestine is the best candidate for UN delegate and deserves to win.
Sam Nujoma
President
21 minutes
ago
The Democratic Republic of Hello my fellow Africans,
Israel-Palestine
Well, time is practically up. I have seen the Africa – Europe merge and really like the
idea. I’ve had communication with Europe for quite some time, and find them to be very
helpful nations. I love this idea fully, but it’s timing might be a bit off. Malawi has
basically proclaimed himself winner. Though it just may seem over, I find it rude to
Upper Volta, Vasis-Avende, and myself. None the less I approve of this radical idea. Yet
I feel if this is to happen something more must be done. Having four regions like we
currently have would give Europe a fourth of the voting power in the AU. I am right?
Each region gets two top officials, thus Europe would have a fourth of the power in the
AU. Well as nice as this all seems, currently with the number of states in all the regions,
and in population, Europe is heavily out gunned. Were giving a smaller amount of
nations, and population, more power than the rest of Africa. This is not equal. Something
must be done before this takes place. Either re-draw the lines for the regions, or just make
new ones. I propose this:
5 sub-regions all the same, just add the sub-region: central
This is cut up power more evenly. Thus Europe only has a 5th of the power in the AU. If
you’d like you could cut it up to delegates to the AU.
The West gets say 4, East 4, South 3, and North 2. This is just an example and can be
done anyway you’d like.
Malawi may claim most Women inferior, and saying I lack skills in African History.
Well here is some food for thought; he is apparently a Male, who is lacking skills in
Mathematics. Obviously anyone who looks at this must say, if A is greater than B than A
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must get more stuff. Here I’ll put it into an equation for you.
My Plan
A = Africa; E = Europe; Pop = Population; Del = AU Delegates
A Pop > E Pop
Thus A Del > E Del
With Malawi’s Plan
A Pop > E Pop
This doesn’t really matter and thus: A Del = E Del
Malawi’s Plan should not be done. This would once again put Africans under the
Europeans. Malawi is all ready proclaiming himself the savior for Africa, but isn’t doing
a good job looking out for your rights as people, and as Africans. Vote for me, I’m all
ready saving the “Great Malawi” from his errors and which would screw over the African
people. We need a responsible person who won’t make these kinds of mistakes. Vote for
Israel-Palestine and Tatiana Metanova. I’ll make sure Africa is always treated equally.
With Love,
Tatiana Metanova
OOC: Gosh those American Government classes, sure do help!
8 minutes
ago
The Republic of United
Faiths
Dear Africans,
Today is still election day and at this late hour we do not have a clear winner. Malawi is
one vote away from becoming UN Delegate but trailing close behind Malawi are the
three tied states of Israel-Palestine, Vasis-Avende and Upper Volta. I encourage ALL UN
states to vote and I ask that those states that are still endorsing Two Lands, to please
remove your votes. This is common procedure during an election.
I would like to provide some good news. I have created a map page where we can post
maps of our countries in detail or different perspectives of the continent of Africa. The
website for the map page is:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/MapPage.html
Secondly, I would like to particularly commend Israel-Palestine on their beautiful color
map of Africa which can be found at:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/MapColor.html
Finally, I wish to remind all states that have not registered for the Pan African Soccer
Tournament to do this AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?
Why should you rush if the deadline is August 31st? BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY 32
SLOTS AVAILABLE AND 26 HAVE BEEN FILLED.
THIS MEANS WE ARE ONLY ACCEPTING 6 MORE STATES FOR THE
TOURNAMENT.
Please register soon.
Nairb Selarom, UF
P.S. Should there be no clear winner by the end of tonight, the election will continue over
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the weekend and the official swearing in ceremony will take place on Monday in the
northern capital city of Two Lands.
3 minutes
ago
The Democratic Republic of I've noticed only about half of all possible voters have voted. I'd like to propose that
Israel-Palestine
voting be extended to Sunday Night, as many people are starting school or have work,
and can't get on to vote on the weekdays. Our voting has only been from Monday-Friday.
Thus being very unfair for all African UN members who cannot log on until weekends.
This may not make a difference, but it is fair.
Anyway, I am leaving on my last vacation for the year. I'll be back on Tuesday Night
(PST) So basically don't expect to see anything else big from me until Wednesday the
27th.
Once again, please vote for me. Time is running short. We can't stop thinking about
tomorrow, as tomorrow is the world we live in. Vote for me and i'll do my best to make
sure tomorrow is better than today.
With Love,
Tatiana Metanova
1 day ago
The Holy Empire of The
Azaziel
The UN seems to be gripped with Apathy, as Two Lands leads the race. I guess Africa is
deciding to stick with whats worked, or not protested them. Saddly, several nations I
enjoyed reading haven't posted in ages, Nations usch as Chuda, Noble PAtricians,
Leopoldville, Two Lands (who hasn't even logged on), and those wacky pirate states. It
seems Africa weant on vacation, and never came back. Oh well, i admit there have been
times where I wouldn't have noticed if Azaziel died, but that so many nations are so uninterested at once is bizzare. Any ways, I jsut hope Africa comes alive again.
day ago
The Republic of
AfricanEmbassySadaukar
In representation of Africa, I announce a new alliance with the Sadaukar Conferederacy.
May our regions grow and prosper. I ask that the webmaster update the website on this
information.
Thank you.
Ambassador Abdullah
1 day ago
The Disputed Territories of
The Bazooka Republic
As a long-time member of this region* and a player of the game with a wide scope on the
world, I fear I may have to object at this time. We must be careful with whom we make
our alliances, so I will devote some time into consideration of this one.
*NS isn't letting people log onto their nations. However, you can create a new nation and
enter it that way. Weird, huh?
20 hours ago The Protectorate of Lord
Zorgon
Would anyone be interested in sending ambassadors to North America?
Most of the Empire we belong to resides there, and a strong African/North American
alliance would do everyone good, as both are powerful regions?
18 hours ago The Community of Cable
News Network
CNN HEADLINE NEWS
CNN To Serve as Official News Source for Pan African Soccer Tournament
In one week CNN will be officially broadcasting results from the Pan African Soccer
Tournament being held in Anjouan. Presently 27 countries are registered. Only 32
countries will be allowed to compete so all countries that have not registered but are
interested in playing must contact United Faiths immediately. The following is a repost
of the original call for nominations:
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SOCCER TOURNAMENT. The Pan African Soccer Tournament will begin in a few
short days. All countries located in Africa are eligible to compete. There is a first place
prize (OOC: an actual prize that I will mail to the home of the winner). TO REGISTER
for the tournament we MUST receive an image of your mascot. You may email the
image to [email protected] Please visit
http://www.geocities.com/nationstatesafrica/Sports.html for further details.
12 hours ago The People's Republic of
Libya
Libya is quite excited about the opportunity to see hot sweaty men kicking balls back and
forth on a field in search for the perfect goal! The Libyan team has a great advantage
which is playing in the heat. I expect that Libya will be kicking sufficient buttock in the
tournmant.
After the tragedy of the past few weeks in Libya I am glad that we can look forward to a
rousing colleagial game of soccer and hope that my Libyans do well. Libya has officially
submitted its mascot, the flaming feathers and the Libyan uniforms have been completed.
They are a dazzling green which is color coordinated with the field and in addition have
black and white checkers that serve to camoflague the balls.
I do not believe there is a better-prepared team in all of Africa than the Libyans. I pity the
sorry group of men that challenge the handpicked muscular and dynamic men which I
have hand picked for this momentous task.
I am sure they will do us proud.
In other news, I would like to announce reparations to Western Sahara, Azaziel and
Zevmar. Due to the last war and damages caused by the heinous regime of Qadhaffi, I
have taken revenue from the sale of oils to go to reconstruction in the infrastructure that
was damaged in your countries during that last pesky little war.
The Libyans apologize. I would also like to send 1,000 date palm trees to Bubonic Plague
and Upper Volta as a signal of friendship. I would like to send Tunis 25 rare three
humped camels which have been genetically engineered to hold more water than regular
camels.
Yours sincerely,
Lord James Darling, of the House of Stuart
Ruling a Democratic Libya
9 hours ago
The Free Land of Luunia
Libya you better watch yourself. If the Luunian Lunatics have anything to say ...you
might just find yourself going home without a trophy, losing in the first match.
Ha!
-Mbeki
hours ago
The Disputed Territories of
Malawi
(President Muluzi stands up in a podium with heads of state seated in a large internaitonal
crowd that have gathered at the Malawi Convention Centre to witness his inauguration).
I would like to thank all of you for your great support during this election campaign.
Malawi promises to uphold all of its campaign promises and now that the election is
officially over, I would like to reconcile my political differences with my worthy
challengers, Vasis-Avende, Upper Volta and Israel Palestine.
I enjoy bulletin items and so I will present my agenda clear and simple. This is what I
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intend to do for my rule as UN Delegate and AU Secretary General on this continent:
1. Oversee a successful soccer tournament throughout the month, with the assistance of
the organizers.
2. Strengthen and develop greater alliances with present allied regions and new ones.
3. Relocate microstates to a predetermined region.
4. Assist in the passing of GA015. For this I need all of your help and signatures.
Please post your support or opposition to this resolution. You may write to me or post it
on bulletin board where I will make a post or post it on this message board. But it is
critical that this pass to make the region more equitable to those in the north.
I look forward to seeing the results of the Security Council Election this week. I expect it
will all go very well and we will have a wonderful administration to run things in the
month to come.
With gratitude,
President Muluzi of Malawi
23 minutes
ago
The Sultanate of Serandum
Seconds ago The Republic of Rwanda
Greetings to all,
his most adored majesty, the Sultan Ali Paxa X has sent a plane full of rose petals to Ms.
Metanova in hope she will see the light and accept his invitation to dine anywhere in
Africa with him.
All Serandum wishes that she accepts this most gracious invitation.
Rajiv
a personal secretary of his excellency
Rwanda has a population of 1 billion people! However, we are always looking for a good
coup attempt! The password to the gates of the presidential compound is "Rwanda". If
anyone should want to overthrow the current governemnt! Ha go ahead and try! President
Kagame has screwed us all out of wealth and power.
Remember Rwanda's password is "Rwanda"!
We are going to kick some bootay in the soccer tournament!
Oh, and in regard to GA015, I am sure the people of Rwanda vote yes.
Andaeus Kimilus (opposition party leader and covert terrorist)
18 hours ago The Incorporated States of
AfricanEmbassyCFA
By the power of the UN Delegate, I have been officially instructed by President Muluzi
of Malawi to go against Resoultion SC15 and return immediately to the CFA.
According to President Muluzi, the role of UN Delegate trumps that of the AU and the
UN Delegate speaks for all nations Africa. With that in mind, he believes that the
majority of the nations of Africa would benefit from a CFA alliance and the resolution
was misplaced.
From now on, the UN Delegate and not the AU will deal with all matters of alliances.
I invite all Africans to use the embassies (private message Malawi and president Muluzi
will give you the password).
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However, I also ask that United Faiths /not/ log on to the embassies anymore. I do not
feel UF has maintained proper relations. I don't know how this whole alliance with CFA
broke up, but if UF would have been a little more diplomatic maybe we wouldn't have all
of these misunderstandigns between both regions.
Ambassador Randy Jackson
17 hours ago The Republic of Guinea
I feel increasingly more and more uncofortable with my neighbors. Guinea Bissau sent
me a really nasty post yesterday. I share a part of it with you:
"...and should you dare look at me the wrong way I will nuke your balls off..."
Then I received this message today from Sierra Leone:
"...fact it, you are all alone. I am working with another neighbor of yours to develop
weapons of a power and magnitude that will allow us to redraw the map of Africa as we
see fit. If you believe the Free Africa Group is dead, you have another think coming. We
are just working quietly underground to maximize our scientific potential."
I believe that Guinea Bissau and Sierra Leone are working together to build an arsenal of
nuclear weapons. I would like assistance to attack them immediately. A coalition of the
willing.
But if we are going to attack we must do it soon before the weapons are operational.
With regard to GA015, we approve.
President Conte
14 hours ago The Dictatorship of Kie
Greetings Africa. I represent Alcatraz and am the "embassador" if you will. I am here to
confirm your alliance with Alcatraz and to welcome you all to it. I shall remain here
maybe a day to answer any questions or comments you may have.
Kie, Head of Foreign Affairs for Alcatraz
13 hours ago The People's Republic of
Bubonic Plague
Free Peoples of Africa!
The workers of the PRBP are indeed disturbed by recent developments initiated by
Malawi. President Muluzi claims that the role of UN delegate supercedes that of the AU
and has thus chosen to ignore SCR #15. In fact, UN members constitute only a small
minority of African states, and Malawi has been elected by a mere eight votes.
We have worked hard in Africa to establish the AU as the supreme authority over the
continent. It is a body where the security council is entirely elected and each member has
a vote. Malawi wishes to replace the consensus of the AU with the dictatorship of the UN
delegate. If President Muluzi continues to undermine the AU he may well destroy it. We
ask that Malawi the wishes of the elected representatives of the AU. We also call on all
member states to speak up on this issue.
We shall briefly address GA #15. In expanding the AU, we will undermine its role as the
voice of Africa. While it is important for Africa to be active on the world stage, the AU
has a specific purpose. That is to keep peace on our Glorious Continent, and be an
advocate for it. It cannot do either if we admit foreign influence into its decision making
structure. Thus, the PRBP votes a defiant NO.
Long live Great Leader!
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The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
11 hours ago The Republic of The
Territory
The African Union is a union of African nations. While we encourage intercontinental
trade and cooperation, we see no reason to fully integrate European nations into the AU.
The Territory therefore REJECTS GA015.
Furthermore, we announce the Territory's candidacy for Southern Region Councilor.
Territory Advisory Board
[OOC: Will be away until 6/9. Have a good game, all.]
11 hours ago The Holy Empire of The
Azaziel
Why are yo uafriad of change? Your xenophobic ways will be the downfall of Africa!
Africa is not an island, isolated from the world. The AU is a failure any ways. Nuclear
war with Colokits and Kicly dragged the proud Azaziel into turmoil, and the AU did
nothing to stop this war. The AU charter deals greatly with stoping nuclear war, and it
failed to stop that war, and then did nothing ot help in recovery.
PRBP, I see you flying the AU as a flag all the time to advance your cause, and you
constantly propose resolutions (many agaisnt my nation). Never though, did you lift a
finger to enact the AU's soul cause; you are a symbol of the corruption in the AU and the
very poster-child of its failure.
I still do not know hwere relations with PRBP went sour, it is as if they have hated my
empire from the day of its creation (honostly man, what gives? I've never moved against
you in hostility, and i've even offered to help you out before, and all you do is stand
against every single thing i believe in and use the AU as your platform).
We wish ot have friendly relations with every nation of Africa, Europe, South-West Asia,
and abroad. We have no interest for war any more, and have disbanded a large portion of
our military. Now this Empire turns to peaceful trades, fishing and production, not
fighting and death.
We ask that the AU open relations with the world, end the backwords practices of Africa
and lead the region into the future. Why are you content with your low lives? Africa
could be the jewel of the planet, a grand example of human culture. But nations like
PRBP insist on dragging the entire region down into darkness. Please Africa, your lives
could be so much fuller and greater than this. You must strive for greatness.
11 hours ago The Republic of Noble
Patricians
~Humpft~ The Benevolent(sic)Gen.Skrog
Ah...Where were you for the last 30 days ? Massive war..
No Not Massive..just a mear 10 million citizens and the deathtoll is rising, due to Nuclear
exposure.
And The UN Delegate never said a word, actually they were
out of town and didn't bother getting a replacement.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO STOP THE WAR ? Mr. Skrog and WHAT DID
the GLORIOUS AFRICAN UNION DO ?
Stumped for an answer ?
The AU is a over stuffed organization of multiple proxy nations, that routinely stuff the
ballot box to suit
whoever has the most nations.
The only reason we represent a small minority is because we
are only allowed to have ONE UN Nation, where as AU members
can have UNLIMITED Number of nations .
And like They (the AU Members) were the one's that started the War, in the first place.
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Perhaps the General would like a drink ? I have a spirited
vintage of Gentamycin HERE have a glass.....
Abbu is not amused by Skrog's dribblings.
Abbu Ali Abbas
Minister
9 hours ago
The Free Republic of Green
Free State
Bummer. I say kick out the snooty colonialist Europeans and play Rugby. I give my SC
votes to Vasis-Avende and Territory. Don't nobody elect me; I don't want it.
In Rugby, Pride is undefeated. I'm looking forward towards their soon game against the
Bombers. Should be a very bloody match. If you'll recall, the Bombers supplied some of
our roughest players to the national Football team.
-T. H. White, politely elected President of Green Free State
5 hours ago
The Federation of VasisAvende
Emotions Run High as Venlurians Prepare for the Africa Cup!
Everywhere in Vasis-Avende, the national flag is being flown as citizens prepare to cheer
on The Killer Puffs, the national football team. First Chancellor DeVenlura was seen
wearing the Killer Puffs football shirt during the official opening of Sports United, the
latest sports facility geared towards encouraging youths to participate in more wholesome
activities.
Venlurians are excited about the team's first appearance in a regional competition. Good
luck cards and other well-wishing paraphernalia were sent to the Killer Puffs but have
been kept from the team.
"We don't want to distract our guys now in the midst of their intense training session,"
said Coach Ababwe in a press conference. "This is our first major competition and the
team must be fully focused on the game."
Good luck, Killer Puffs!
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Regional Happenings
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4 hours ago: The Kingdom of The Two Lands ceased to exist.
14 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Kie arrived from Alcatraz.
15 hours ago: The Colony of Zyxy Africa ceased to exist.
18 hours ago: The Democratic States of Zambeze arrived from The West Pacific.
21 hours ago: The Republic of Benevolent Interest departed this region for Humble Serenity
21 hours ago: The Republic of Benevolent Interest arrived from Humble Serenity.
23 hours ago: The Republic of United Faiths updated the World Factbook entry.
1 day ago: The Confederacy of Nzobai ceased to exist.
1 day ago: The Holy Empire of The NationStates Hippo departed this region for Cuba
1 day ago: The Holy Empire of The NationStates Hippo arrived from Tasmania.
The Sultanate Greetings to all,
of Serandum Serandum's flag is at half length as the mighty country of Two Lands ceased to exist. A
civil and brutal war has destroyed all of its government and all the hope Two Lands
brought to this region. The former citizens of Two Lands have fled to other countries so
we are faing a refugee horde in our hands. Again it is very sad to loose such a valuable
party.
Since Nabowin's loss Serandum never had felt so sad.
On other matter we are still waiting for Ms. Metanova's response....
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Rajiv
personal secretary of his most sublime majesty
3 hours
ago
The People's
Republic of
Libya
The government in Two Lands has collapsed! Libya is sending a rapid reaction force to
secure the port city of Alexandria and prevent the widespread looting that is occuring. We
ask neighboring states to quickly take action to secure other parts of Two Lands.
I hear reports that several major cities in Wawat are on fire and the elite navy of the Ptah
is internally divided with warlords turning ship against ship, fighting greedily to gain
military power. The whole country is in disaray and Prince Amenhotep is nowhere to be
found.
Urgent assistance is required!
Yours,
Mr. Darling
"Always looking for a few good men to serve their leader -- I mean country"
2 hours
ago
The
Fellow africans,
Queendom of Two Lands has fallen 5 hours ago and already volchers are attacking the poor former
Phazania
citizens of it. Phazania proposes that a international force in the name of AU secures that
region and stops any abuse by the neighbouring countries : FA-16. Lybia should not be
alone in securing the former country and should be helped by the AU. In the AU it will be
decided what should be done of the territory. If any of the countries tries to take
advantage to gain land the AU should force it not to.
Prince Tijani of Phazania
OOC: Very sad to miss one of the great writers of this region. Hope he returns...
2 hours
ago
The Republic I whole heartedly agree with Prince Tijani and would like to recommend SECURITY
of United
COUNCIL RESOLUTION 17: On the Pacific Administration of Two Lands by the
Faiths
African Union
Proposed by: United Faiths, August 26, 2003
The Security Council resolves to send a rapid reaction stabilization force in which Libya
and other AU members will be incorporated, to provide peace and stability to the state.
After an interim period, a referendum will be held in the country fashioned after those in
Kuwait and Gabon.
Votes Requested:
Secretary General Malawi: Approve, Reject, Abstain
West Councilor Bubonic Plague: Approve, Reject, Abstain
West Councilor Phazania: Approve, Reject, Abstain
East Councilor Dorghistan: Approve, Reject, Abstain
East Councilor Ouea: Approve, Reject, Abstain
South Councilor Territory: Approve, Reject, Abstain
South Councilor Green Free State: Approve, Reject, Abstain
Total Votes 0-0
The ultimate irony is that Two Lands was always so adamantly opposed to joining the
African Union and now it is the African Union that will solve the problems of the
decaying government! Ha! What sweet irony! Let this be a lesson to Warlordia,
Afrikaaner Enclave and the other 3 non-AU states in Africa...this could happen to you!
Nairb Selarom
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UF
(OOC: Mark became overwhelmed with other activities and hopefully will return to
nationstates when he has more time. The ruler of Vasis-Avende is close friends with him
as they studied together so we will always have a line of communication to the big guy)
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The
minutes Dictatorship
ago
of Warlordia
If anyone ever tries to cause Warlordia to fall wether AU, UN or others, they will find
themselves awash in a sea of blood with no shores in sight.Should the Warlordian
government ever collapse of itself it has only itself to blame for being unfit to continue to
exist.
And as for disaster potentially befalling us, what makes United Faiths and the AU so sure
it cannot happen to you?
Henrik Cornelius
General, President.
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The Republic The African website has gone black in tribute to Two Lands.The mainpage will remain
minutes of United
with darkened sober tones until the results from the Security Council elections later this
ago
Faiths
week. (www.geocities.com/nsafrica)
Also, a website has been created in memory of Two Lands where states from Africa can
sign a Guestbook Funerary Registry to express their condolences to the people of the
former Two Lands. All countries are encouraged to sign.
The address is: http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/TwoLands.html
Warlordia, this can happen to anybody.
I would like to announce, and please forgive me if this is the wrong time to announce
such a thing, that only 4 slots remain open for the soccer tournament. Get your countries
in now!
I also encourage all AU states to approve GA015.
Thank you,
Nairb Selarom
3 hours
ago
The Colony of Hi.
Tutonic
Ostland
I just made a website for my nations. Of which Tutonic Ostland is one. My other nations
are in the CFA. I linked the Pan African Football Tournament.
http://myweb.ecomplanet.com/BENY6480/
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The Holy
Tw Lands WAS NOT AN AU country. The Au has no authority over that land. IF AU
minutes Empire of The forces enter Two Lands it will be a war of Agression and the AU will become an
ago
Azaziel
imperialist government.
(OOC: some on Serandum, dont speak for Two Land's people, you have no idea what
happened, for all we know, the government just ran out of money and collapsed, and
who's to say there was a civil war, the USSR fell apart rather peacefully)
As Two Lands was our closest Friend, and neghbor, we will be sending a SMALL unit of
soldiers to help secure the nation. We have had Armored units stationed in the Sinia for a
lon time now, and these units will lead the wave to restor order. We have no fears of
being greated with hostility, His Radiant Majesty (may he rest in peace) and the
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Government of the Azaziel (all 3) have had great relations, and they were our largest
trading partner.
The Impierial troops will not be the elite Shock troops of the air assault, but more likely
Para-troopers and cavalry to rapidly reach trouble spots. These forces are bringing food
and medical supplies to aid any citizens who need them, as well as water. Now Imperial
light-naval gun boats (like American P.T. boats) are cruising down the Nile and giving
those along the river any help they can. These crews are lightly armed, and are mainly
doctors and surgeons, not gunners.
May this troubling event come to pass.
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The People's
minutes Republic of
ago
Bubonic
Plague
Free Peoples of Africa!
Today is indeed a somber day. A shining star of African politics is no more. What was
once a thriving nation, has descended into anarchy. The workers of the PRBP mourn the
loss of a close friend and ally, the Two Lands. In order to minimize the damage, we
support SCR #17. We should be honoured to contribute troops to such a force.
Sadly, other urgent matters require our attention. Malawi continues to flaunt the authority
of the AU by defying SCR #15. Their answer is:
“I can do whatever I want. I am the UN Delegate. If I say I want alliances, then I can
make alliances. I am the leader of the UN which is more powerful than the AU.”
We do not recall Malawi ever being made the secretary general (or leader) of the UN.
Malawi seems to want to create a hegemony of the UN delegate which would render the
AU irrelevant. We ask all AU members to voice their opposition. The UN delegate does
not have absolute authority over African affairs. We would also like to point out that
President Muluzi speaks more like petulant child rather than a head of state. If Malawi is
not stopped today, the AU will be dead tomorrow!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
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The Free Land The time for mourning is past. Blue Nile has been very sad over the past hours learning of
minutes of The Blue
this news of Two Lands destruction. But we believe that Azaziel is correct. There is no
ago
Nile
need for any type of rapid reaction force to go anywhere. The fate of Two Lands is very
clear and apparent to anyone who studies the geography. Two Lands is a natural
appendage of Blue Nile. Wherever the Nile River flows, that is our land. Therefore, I
have ordered the immediate northward movement of a 24,000 strong force to travel north
along the banks of the Nile River. We will be establishing a 10-mile perimeter and absorb
the poulation into our own.
Two Lands never supported the AU, there is no need for AU troops to step in. As for
Azaziel and Libya, I recommend that you step aside. Azaziel, all you really want is the
Sinai peninsula anyways. Take your bone and leave the meat to me. Libya, move your
troops far away from the Nile waters, lest the might pollute them with their filth.
The Nile River is the holiest river on earth. Our foreign policy revolves around
maintaining it pure and clearnsed of all pollution. We have read several reports of
disturbances and riots. We can not risk the integrity of the river. We can not risk some
drunken mob urinating in the river.
We must act now, and this is why we are taking over all of Two Lands.
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Thank you.
President Muhktar
Seconds The Disputed You know, I wasn't very disappointed with the loss of Two Lands, however, I played my
ago
Territories of role and was respectful of the country and the people.The leadership of Two Lands had
Malawi
serious ideological differences which is why we ran against each other in the last election.
I really resented them for being so inactive during their UN Delegateship and the new
election which brought me to power came just in time. How horrible and embarassing
would it have been if our UN Delegate would have ceased to exist! Two Lands was a
mistake since birth, but I don't want to get into the intricate politics. My grievance was
with the leadership of Two Lands and not the people. Therefore, I too support SC17.
It is clear that because of my traditional anti-Two Lands stance and former association
with the Free Africa Group, many states such as Bubonic Plague have a quick disposition
to knock down the brotha and mock me, insult and degrade me at any opportunity.
General Skrog is not upholding the name of former UN Delegate like so many other great
UN Delegates, United Faiths, Ultramar, Engleland, Zevmar.
I am really disappointed by the behavior of Bubonic Plague which seems to be much
more like that of Martin Luther King. If General Skrog had his finger on the boot button,
I am convinced he would have knocked out a few countries from this continent.
But I would not do something so evil. My intentions are good and pure. And I don't like
being misquoted or quoted out of context.
All I said is that the UN Delegate decides on alliances and not the African Union. The
African Union does a lot of great things. I am the Secretary General of the Africa Union, I
should know.
The AU is filled with many intelligent career diplomats and they profess a creed of peace.
But you know what? The UN Delegate has extreme power to. The UN Delegate
represents all African countries not just AU countries. Embassies in other region
represent the collective aspirations of all countries in Africa, not just those belonging to
the AU.
Therefore, Iwant to establish as a precedent that the UN Delegate will decide and deal
with embassies. I am going to be moving our embassy back into CFA as soon as I am sent
the password (because some AU members are being childdish and won't let me know
what it was). And I am going to continue this process of alliances and see where it leads
us. I hope to make alliances with the top 20 regions in size.
We are a powerhouse continent and we need to start exploiting our potential.
Let us not become frustrated.
Let's not retard our growth.
Let us not become frustrated retards.
Thank you,
President Bakili Muluzi
August 27, 2003
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4 hours ago The Holy Empire of The Azaziel Tw Lands WAS NOT AN AU country. The Au has no
authority over that land. IF AU forces enter Two Lands it will be a war of Agression and the AU will
become an imperialist government.
(OOC: some on Serandum, dont speak for Two Land's people, you have no idea what happened, for all we
know, the government just ran out of money and collapsed, and who's to say there was a civil war, the
USSR fell apart rather peacefully)
As Two Lands was our closest Friend, and neghbor, we will be sending a SMALL unit of soldiers to help
secure the nation. We have had Armored units stationed in the Sinia for a lon time now, and these units will
lead the wave to restor order. We have no fears of being greated with hostility, His Radiant Majesty (may
he rest in peace) and the Government of the Azaziel (all 3) have had great relations, and they were our
largest trading partner.
The Impierial troops will not be the elite Shock troops of the air assault, but more likely Para-troopers and
cavalry to rapidly reach trouble spots. These forces are bringing food and medical supplies to aid any
citizens who need them, as well as water. Now Imperial light-naval gun boats (like American P.T. boats)
are cruising down the Nile and giving those along the river any help they can. These crews are lightly
armed, and are mainly doctors and surgeons, not gunners.
May this troubling event come to pass.
4 hours ago The People's Republic of Bubonic Plague Free Peoples of Africa!
Today is indeed a somber day. A shining star of African politics is no more. What was once a thriving
nation, has descended into anarchy. The workers of the PRBP mourn the loss of a close friend and ally, the
Two Lands. In order to minimize the damage, we support SCR #17. We should be honoured to contribute
troops to such a force.
Sadly, other urgent matters require our attention. Malawi continues to flaunt the authority of the AU by
defying SCR #15. Their answer is:
“I can do whatever I want. I am the UN Delegate. If I say I want alliances, then I can make alliances. I am
the leader of the UN which is more powerful than the AU.”
We do not recall Malawi ever being made the secretary general (or leader) of the UN. Malawi seems to
want to create a hegemony of the UN delegate which would render the AU irrelevant. We ask all AU
members to voice their opposition. The UN delegate does not have absolute authority over African affairs.
We would also like to point out that President Muluzi speaks more like petulant child rather than a head of
state. If Malawi is not stopped today, the AU will be dead tomorrow!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
4 hours ago The Free Land of The Blue Nile The time for mourning is past. Blue Nile has been very sad
over the past hours learning of this news of Two Lands destruction. But we believe that Azaziel is correct.
There is no need for any type of rapid reaction force to go anywhere. The fate of Two Lands is very clear
and apparent to anyone who studies the geography. Two Lands is a natural appendage of Blue Nile.
Wherever the Nile River flows, that is our land. Therefore, I have ordered the immediate northward
movement of a 24,000 strong force to travel north along the banks of the Nile River. We will be
establishing a 10-mile perimeter and absorb the poulation into our own.
Two Lands never supported the AU, there is no need for AU troops to step in. As for Azaziel and Libya, I
recommend that you step aside. Azaziel, all you really want is the Sinai peninsula anyways. Take your
bone and leave the meat to me. Libya, move your troops far away from the Nile waters, lest the might
pollute them with their filth.
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The Nile River is the holiest river on earth. Our foreign policy revolves around maintaining it pure and
clearnsed of all pollution. We have read several reports of disturbances and riots. We can not risk the
integrity of the river. We can not risk some drunken mob urinating in the river.
We must act now, and this is why we are taking over all of Two Lands.
Thank you.
President Muhktar
3 hours ago The Disputed Territories of Malawi You know, I wasn't very disappointed with the loss of Two
Lands, however, I played my role and was respectful of the country and the people.The leadership of Two
Lands had serious ideological differences which is why we ran against each other in the last election. I
really resented them for being so inactive during their UN Delegateship and the new election which
brought me to power came just in time. How horrible and embarassing would it have been if our UN
Delegate would have ceased to exist! Two Lands was a mistake since birth, but I don't want to get into the
intricate politics. My grievance was with the leadership of Two Lands and not the people. Therefore, I too
support SC17.
It is clear that because of my traditional anti-Two Lands stance and former association with the Free Africa
Group, many states such as Bubonic Plague have a quick disposition to knock down the brotha and mock
me, insult and degrade me at any opportunity. General Skrog is not upholding the name of former UN
Delegate like so many other great UN Delegates, United Faiths, Ultramar, Engleland, Zevmar.
I am really disappointed by the behavior of Bubonic Plague which seems to be much more like that of
Martin Luther King. If General Skrog had his finger on the boot button, I am convinced he would have
knocked out a few countries from this continent.
But I would not do something so evil. My intentions are good and pure. And I don't like being misquoted or
quoted out of context.
All I said is that the UN Delegate decides on alliances and not the African Union. The African Union does
a lot of great things. I am the Secretary General of the Africa Union, I should know.
The AU is filled with many intelligent career diplomats and they profess a creed of peace.
But you know what? The UN Delegate has extreme power to. The UN Delegate represents all African
countries not just AU countries. Embassies in other region represent the collective aspirations of all
countries in Africa, not just those belonging to the AU.
Therefore, Iwant to establish as a precedent that the UN Delegate will decide and deal with embassies. I am
going to be moving our embassy back into CFA as soon as I am sent the password (because some AU
members are being childdish and won't let me know what it was). And I am going to continue this process
of alliances and see where it leads us. I hope to make alliances with the top 20 regions in size.
We are a powerhouse continent and we need to start exploiting our potential.
Let us not become frustrated.
Let's not retard our growth.
Let us not become frustrated retards.
Thank you,
President Bakili Muluzi
3 hours ago The Colony of Gilbratar How does everyone in this region feel about the CFA?
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118 minutes ago The Confederacy of South Nubia South Nubia wishes to bring to the attention of all
African nations that the region known as the Two Lands was, in the past, a part of South Nubia; Nubians
were the original inhabitants of that place, before they intermarried with Libyan nomads. We claim the
Two Lands as our own, and are sending troops there to protect its populace from the encroachment of
troops belonging to those with no legitimate claim to the area.
94 minutes ago The Holy Empire of The Azaziel Are you mad? None of you have ANY right to that land.
No nation in Africa has any real claim to that land! You are all voltures and grave robbers! Every last one
of you! You all seek to crush the Pharonic traditions of Two Lands, none of you wish to keep the nation's
culture and religion alive. You are vagabonds and cut-throats. NOT A SINGLE NATION HAS ANY
TRUE CLAIM TO THAT LAND! NOT THE AU, NOT BLUE NILE, NOT SOUTH NUBIA! NO
NATION HAS RIGHT TO THAT LAND! Azazielite Forces WILL FORCEFULY PREVENT ANY
INVADING ARMY FROM ENTERING TWO LANDS! Aid forces will be permited to enter, but they
must remain UNARMED; they will be escorted by Azazielite troops. Two Lands's people are long time
friends of the Azaziel, and we will not turn our back on them in this dark time, and we will not let them be
crushed by the bloodthirsty and greedy nations of Africa. you invasion are NO BETTER THAN MINE!
You battled so fiercely against my invasion i nthe Mediteranean, and now you invade land IN AFRICA! A
long time ago, when the Empire was young and full of vigor, we vowed to his Radiant majesty that we
would protect his borders as if they were our own. We will still honor this promise, even if it leads to the
downfall of the Empire, as honor is the greatest human quality, and most valuable.
We are not an AU nation, but we will accept any AU RECOGNIZED aid teams. "Peace keepers" will be
asked to return to their home nations or disarm. We admit we have wanted the Sinia for quite some time,
but we will not claim the Sinia untill all hostile armies are destroyed, and Two Lands is safe from the
voltures who claim that land.
Stay out of that desert, if you enter, none of your troops will ever see there home lands again.
~ Imperial Azaziel
28 minutes ago The Confederacy of South Nubia South Nubia is horribly offended by the words of the
leader of the evil Empire of the Azaziel. They have absolutely no right to block our forces from entering
the Two Lands. Our army is large, and our ships are sturdy; withdraw now, and we will not fire upon your
citizens.
We will not rest while the Two Lands is defiled by the footsteps of your foul people.
11 hours The Confederacy We also find it humorous that the Empire of The Azaziel calls us vultures, but they admit
ago
of South Nubia that they will occupy the Sinai Peninsula after peacekeepers have done their work in the
Two Lands.
Motivated by an interest in keeping the Pharaonic traditions of the Two Lands alive? We
think not. Only South Nubia is capable of doing that; the Empire of the Azaziel merely
wishes to increase its territory size, while we seek only peace for our brothers to the north.
11 hours The Free Land of All I have to say is that South Nubia and Azaziel better not be expecting a vote from me for
ago
The Blue Nile
Security Council. You are both acting like children. It is obvious that Blue Nile is the
rightful owner of everything bordering the Nile River. After we take over our 10 mile
radius of the Nile River we will begin negotiations over taking over everything South of
our country. That includes South Nubia. It is just not fair.
Thank you.
10 hours The Holy
ago
Empire of The
I would like to remind Africa, that I have Withdrawn from the AU and am NO LONGER A
MEMBER. I will keep Pharonic culture Alive, and I will not occupy the Sinia after
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Azaziel
peacekeepers are done for two reasons. One being, I will not allow armed peace keepers
into Two LAnds. And second being, I have no use for the Sinia any more. I am not
interested in Expansion, far too many Azazielites have died for expansion, that was the
fault of the Azlighs.
I ask that the this land be distributed in a legal and orderly fashion, not this bloody thrust
for it. I will keep any invaders out of Two Lands, as I have promised to his Radiance.
South Nubia has no border with Two LAnds, and would then have to ship troops and
supplies across the Red Sea, where the azaziel has a strong NAval power. Neither Blue
Nile OR South Nubia'smilitaries are as well funded as the Azaziels (I spend most of my
money there, and my economy is far better than yours, South Nubia's is the worst in the
game, while mine is the strongest). I have a larger population than Blue nile, but not as
strong as South Nubia. So it is dificult to say who's forces are superior (though the UN puts
me at 14th in the region, and the others past 100).
We will defend Two Lands, our honor is on the line, and the bondwe share with the people
of Two lands, our oldest friend in Africa, and mentor.
~ Imperial Azaziel
9 hours
ago
The Kingdom of Portion of the AU Charter...
Zalaya
Purposes and principles
The objectives of the African Union are:
1. to promote the unity and solidarity of the African States;
2. to co-ordinate and intensify their cooperation and efforts to achieve a better life for the
peoples of Africa;
3. to defend their sovereignty, their territorial integrity and independence;
4. to eradicate all forms of colonialism from Africa; and
5. to promote international cooperation, having due regard to the Charter of the United
Nations and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
To achieve these goals Member States pledged themselves to harmonize their policies in
the following fields:
1. political and diplomatic cooperation;
2. economic cooperation, including transport and communication;
3. educational and cultural cooperation;
4. health, sanitation, and nutritional cooperation;
5. scientific and technical cooperation; and
6. cooperation for defense and security.
The AU principles are as follows:
1. the sovereign equality of all Member States;
2. non- interference in the internal affairs of States;
3. respect for the sovereignty and territorial integrity of each State and for its inalienable
right to independent existence;
4. peaceful settlement of disputes by negotiation, mediation, conciliation or arbitration;
5. unreserved condemnation in all its forms, of political assassination as well as of
subversive activities on the part of neighboring States or any other States;
6. absolute dedication to the total emancipation of the African territories which are still
dependent;
7. affirmation of a policy of non-alignment with regard to all blocs.
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The CFA is a Bloc of Nations.
7. affirmation of a policy of non-alignment with regard to all blocs.
Malawi has violated both a Resolution of the AU, and the AU charter itself. Malawi has
gone rogue and I demand that he be stripped of his powers. I move for a vote of no
confidence. The AU General Assembly must be allowed to elect its Secritary General, not
the United Nations.
We never voted for Malawi, so why should we have to live under his rule?
(Workers chant, "Down with the Rogue! Down with the Rogue!")
BTW, If you've seen our mascot picture, then you've met our national Animal, the Zalaya
Demon! Its an abomination against god and our greatest pride and joy! Big Z is a young
male demon, chained and shackled durring games and given steaks to keep him from trying
to hunt players in the middle of a match. Awhhh, whenever i see Big Z, ijust want to hug
him and pet him. Zalaya demons are very playful... as long its well fead and you dont have
an open wound.
~ Zalaya, the madking of Zalaya
7 hours
ago
The Democratic All right, I have returned from vacation. I have many things to say. I personally believe that
Republic of
the fall of Two Lands is saddening. This huge war that just might take place is wrong.
Israel-Palestine Nobody, and I repeat nobody has rights to the lands that Two Lands had. Any nation that
wishes to take the land over will face economic sanctions from Israel-Palestine. We also
ask that all other nations in Africa do the same. I also ask the AU to give me rights to
govern the land until a new government can be put into place. I WILL NOT MARCH
TROOPS INTO THE LAND. I do not want any of the land. I do not want the land to fall
into complete chaos. They need a leader until a government of there choosing raises up to
administer them. I do not mind if what I ask is not given to me, and I only hope that the
people of Two Lands do not suffer.
I personally wish to see much progress happen in Africa. If Malawi does not soon do
anything but sit around and make alliances, then I will launch my own programs, regardless
of my position in Africa.
OOC: I’ve been gone since Friday! Can someone please give me a TG on what has
happened. Thanks!
President,
Tatiana Metanova
3 hours
ago
The Dictatorship Everything seems to be good then. I shall return to Alcatraz but if you still have questions,
of Kie
you can always still telegram me. Farewell.
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The Queendom
minutes of Phazania
ago
Fellow africans,
Phazania will send a joint force of 8000 warlordian and 4000 phazanian troops to the
disposal of the AU for peacekeeping in Two Lands. With the aid of all AU troops no
vulture will try to annex this land (24000 troops of Blue Nile will be insignificant for
example). This is a time where the strength of the AU is needed. I urge you all to help the
AU to secure Two Lands. Its future would be decided in the next AU meeeting. I propose
that in this meeting not only the security council has a vote but also all who attend it. What
is in stake is far too big to deny the participation of all. The Security council members
would have votes with value of 2 or 3 each and the others one.
Prince Tijani
OOC: I really would think that we should leave a piece of it untouched to Mark when he
hopefully returns..
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Why not leave the decision to Malawi, the only legitimate authority in this region?
The Colony of
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minutes Tutonic Ostland
ago
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The Colony of
and until then, have some temporary AU peace keepers in there.
minutes Tutonic Ostland
ago
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The Federation Ahem, I must beg to differ. Malawi is NOT the only "legitimate" authority in this region.
minutes of Vasis-Avende The UN Delegate's position is as a speaker for our Region. The Delegate has no absolute
ago
authority to willy-nilly do things as he or she chooses with no thought to the repercussions,
or without bothering to obtain the consensus of the entire region.
A UN Delegate who abuses his or her powers and forgets that that power is only given so
long as the other nations of Africa ALLOW that Delegate to speak for them.
I would like to politely remind our current and future Delegates that they do not have final
say, whatever they mistakenly believe about their position.
A Delegate who steps out of line may find themselves without any support. Endorsements
given can be easily taken away.
Don't think you can do whatever you want.
Cheers,
Launa DeVenlura
First Chancellor
Vasis-Avende
hours
ago
The Disputed
Territories of
Malawi
I have heard all of these arguments and I say enough! I agree with Phazania, United Faiths,
and surprisingly Bubonic Plague. Look at what is happening in Two Lands:
There are five parasitic states that wish to conquer it and make it their own:
Libya in the name of peace wishes to incorporate all of Two Lands.
Azaziel, power-hungry empire that has raped most of the Mediterranean islands, now
wishes to add Two Lands to their trophy case.
Blue Nile will fight to control anything bordering the Nile River.
South Nubia believes Two Lands once belonged to them.
Israel-Palestine now wants to control all of Two Lands and “administer” the territory.
Enough, I say, enough! I have been accused of many things, among them trying to meddle
too much. So many voices have cried out, “leave Two Lands alone in memory of the
government.” I am afraid that given the soon-to-be fight between 6 countries, it is simply
not possible to look the other way. There are simply too many interests in the country. Too
many hotly contended square kilometers and I will not let Africa sink into a regional war
over desert and a strip of water.
This is law:
Security Council Resolution SC17 has passed. Here it is again:
SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION 17: On the Pacific Administration of Two Lands
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by the African Union
Proposed by: United Faiths, August 26, 2003
The Security Council resolves to send a rapid reaction stabilization force in which Libya
and other AU members will be incorporated, to provide peace and stability to the region.
Votes Requested:
Secretary General Malawi: Approve
West Councilor Bubonic Plague: Approve
West Councilor Phazania: Approve
East Councilor Dorghistan: Approve
East Councilor Ouea: Abstain
South Councilor Territory: Abstain
South Councilor Green Free State: Approve
Total Votes: 5-0 (2 abstentions)
A joint force of AU countries (excluding those 5 already personally involved) are on route
to Two Lands to establish a peacekeeping force. Particular thanks to Phazania and some
non-AU countries like Warlordia who are assisting in this operation and see the merit in
this process. Then, in one month, on October 1st, a referendum will be held on the status of
Two Lands. It will either become a new country, or incorporated into another state. It is
ludicrous to believe that the area would just remain ungoverned where the people would be
left in total lawlessness.
One month of AU peacekeeping followed by referendum. That is final.
When the AU Secretary General/UN Delegate puts his foot down that is final. I will not
have chaos in this continent during
Then there is the issue of alliances. I realize that I am the head of the AU and I know the
charter backwards and forward.
Zalaya pointed out article 7 of the principles, “affirmation of a policy of non-alignment
with regard to all blocs.” This is true. As members of the AU we can not ally ourselves
individually as countries to any other bloc outside of the AU. So becoming a member of the
Free Africa Group is fine, because it is within the AU. Becoming a member of the
Coalition Forces Alliance is not allowed. However, regional alliances are allowed /between
regions/. The AU, like the Organization for American States (OAS), European Union (EU)
and ASEAN is an inter-regional organization which has a right to form alliances, blocs
with other group of countries that can result in the fulfillment of mutual interests.
The AU does not serve a single state. It looks out for the best interests of all members.
Alliances with other regions are not directed at benefiting one particular Africa state. Allied
regions provide common goods that are shared by all, such as security, lower trade barriers,
etc.
Therefore, I ask that those states lacking legal scholars to please consult privately with
Malawi before making generalizations and falsehoods on the board which might be
misinterpreted or adopted by some states. Simply speaking, you don’t know what you are
talking about Zalaya – no disrespect.
President Bakili Muluzi, UN delegate /and/ AU Secretary General
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The Republic of ALERT! There is only one more space available in the Pan African Soccer Tournament.
minutes United Faiths
The next registered country will close off the list of participants.
ago
Also, I want to speak on the issue of Two Lands. As Azaziel and UF have been allies for a
long time, I will provide Azaziel with economic assistance, but...only if they retire from
Two Lands. Dear friends, leave Two Lands for the AU to deal with. The AU has
successfully peacekept Kuwait and Gabon preventing wars in both places.
I think it is best for Africa.
Finally, I want to say that Security Council Elections finish tomorrow. If you have not
voted for your Security Council Delegates Please DO SO!
I do not like to embarass states publicly, but I think I should tell you which countries have
not yet voted:
From the Western Subregion: Ancauze, Alhazraq, Areindor, Chuda, Gold Coast, Great
Flanders, Libya, Mauritania, Munjiri, New Gambia, Suguta, Tunis, Zevmar
From the Eastern Subregion: Aksum, Amstra Liberation Army, Azaziel, Bangui, Blue Nile,
Cams Angelic Hell, Central African Republic, Israel-Palestine, Kalcutta, Khartoum, Lesser
Shpists, Leopoldville, Mlaraux Antilles, New Smyrna, Ouea, Setonstan, Sudan, Uganda,
Zalaya.
From the Southern Subregion: Bombathaland , Engleland, Eritania, Gaborone, Great Bight,
Green Free State, Hey Dude, Indian Africa, Lesotho, Luar, Nairobi, North Madagascar,
Wolverton in Space and Yng.
Please do not be surprised when you see the results of this election. THE ELECTION
WILL NOT BE EXTENDED. Those states elected will represent you. Sadly, this is the
lowest voter turnout since the election process began. Really pathetic the way some states
completely take for granted the democracy they have been armed with. Hopefully the new
Security Council will be able to bring some sense into their minds. I fear that I may have
failed to do that in my time in the Security Council.
To recap the two important messages I am stating today:
I. ONLY ONE SPOT LEFT ON AFRICAN TOURNAMENT…SEND IN YOUR
MASCOT PICTURES to [email protected] OR URLs to United Faiths
II. ELECTION FOR SECURITY COUNCIL MEMBERS END TOMORROW,. VOTE
TODAY! (you may vote for yourself as one of the two choices).
Nairb Selarom
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The Republic of I, Abbu Ali Abbas represent my Country Iraq
minutes Noble Patricians WE have a well trained Miltary and millions
ago
of barrels of Oil...
And if any of you squabbling Nations were keeping
track of the last 45 days of Blantant Abuse of
Nuclear Bombs....and where they fell and the
Massive Death Toll....
Azaziel is in NO Condition to do anything but
bury it's dead (if they even have the manpower
to do that)
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IF Azaziel even steps one footsie onto another
plot of Land, Iraq pledges to wipe Azaziel off the Map.
Azaziel is a ghost image Nation, they have nothing
left to threaten Africa with, they are crippled from
the constant Wars..NO MORE GODMODDING...
IF ISREAL/PALESTINE wants to take away votes, after an
election is over, then they are not fit to lead a Nation,
they are another anarchist leader spoiling Africa's
Democracy ....Never forget just how small
a Nation you are, you would do well to respect the
AU and UN Rules, lest you find yourself without a
country to foul.
Malawi is our UN Delegate, Treat Them with All
the Respect of the Office they Hold..
The Minister
Abbu Ali Abbas
4 hours ago The Confederacy of South Nubia South Nubia is deeply offended by the words of the state of
Malawi. We are not "parasitic". We merely wish to ensure the survival of a departed friend's culture. This
would best be done by joining the Two Lands and Nubia together, as they were together in ancient times.
The Azaziel are evil, and will be driven from the Two Lands.
South Nubia calls upon all just nations to aid us in our mission to free the Two Lands from the FOUR states
that seek to occupy it without any legitimate claims to the area.
South Nubia has a long history in Africa, and all should realize that it is no land-hungry monster. It merely
wishes to aid the people of the Two Lands, as they were some of our dearest friends while their state still
survived.
4 hours ago The Republic of United Faiths Dear Africans,
Just a quick quick reminder, EVERY DAY I update the Africa website www.geocities.com/nsafrica In case
you missed what occurred in Africa during the week, summaries of the daily events can be found on:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/WeeklyPics.html If you have not been on for a few weeks, you
may find weekly day-by-day summaries on http://www.geocities.com/nsafrica/History.html
Having said that, you may find the latest on the Two Lands saga on our website. It seems that the people of
Two Lands are mounting a rudimentary army on horseback to stop any invaders. They are passionate in
remaining independent. However, there is little organization and widespread public disorder. The AU, as
the most legitimate force in Africa, will attempt to bring the population under control.
Nairb Selarom
3 hours ago The Democratic Republic of Israel-Palestine I'm offended by Noble Patricians remark. I in no
way am trying to take away votes. I'm a huge supporter for democracy, and believe you’re out of line being
a critic of my nation. I follow both AU and UN laws. I also believe in free speech, which apparently you
don't. I believe I can criticize my leader if I don’t believe they are doing their job.
I am overjoyed Malawi finally took action on the Two Lands issue. I am not happy they throw my nation
into the same boat as all of the other nations trying to take the land. Once again Malawi does a great job
offending, and putting down my nation. I offered a helping hand, trying to restore order into the land.
Frankly I intended to govern the land until the Two Lands regime came back. I believe he does intend on
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returning. Also I did ask the AU for the right to govern the land. Nonetheless I’m still unhappy with
Malawi, and do not support his plans. Until he can stop insulting my nation, and actually do what he said he
would, I will unwillingly follow him. I did not vote for him, and won’t pledge my support. Respect is not
given it is earned.
I currently open the doors of the Red Star Alliance (RSA). A medical alliance that is to help all nations that
suffers from any problem. It’s head quarters are in Ana Les Villes our capitol city. I recall Phazania also
liking the idea, and offer to put a 2nd more centralized African HQ in Phazania’s own capitol. War seems
to be on the verge of happening in the former Two Lands region. We shall send 5,000 neutral medics,
doctors, and nurses, to aid the injured.
I myself have returned from a visit to the United States. I visited Yellowstone National Park and really
enjoyed myself. I got in touch with nature and my inner self. Yellowstone was the first National Park in the
world and I personally propose that something similar be done for Africa’s natural forests, and beautiful
land. I suggest that the World Parks Federation (WPF) be created to save Africa’s beauty before it is all
chopped down. To hopefully lead the movement, the Dead Sea area will be the first World Park area that
shall for here on never be touched. It shall be open to visitors, and such, but never to development, and
industry.
I hope to help lead Africa in certain areas that Malawi has not. I have another 13 program that Africa could
use to better itself. The internal structure of Africa suffers and needs to be helped. I hope these programs
can help Africa. I also have one final statement to Malawi. Get a move on it. You are the proclaimed basic
leader of Africa. I am not the leader, but why must I create programs? I do not know. Introduce the
programs you promised while running for the position, and start helping Africa.
With Love,
President of Israel-Palestine
Tatiana Metanova
14 hours The Colony of Vasis Avende:
ago
Tutonic
Ostland
OK, so being UN Delegate doesn't mean Malawi has the power to act as he wishes in your
name ... but Malawi also holds the presidency of the African Union.
Apart from possibly United Faiths, founder of the region and administrator of the AU
website, is there another contender for the position of "legitimate authority?
I don't think so.
14 hours The People's
ago
Republic of
Bubonic
Plague
Free Peoples of Africa!
The workers of the PRBP appeal for calm and order. In fighting amongst ourselves we only
serve the imperialist enemies of Africa. The only legitimate authority to administer the
territory of the Two Lands is the AU. We strongly support the implementation of SCR #17.
The People’s Revolutionary Armed Forces will contribute a contingent of light infantry
and sappers. The force is to be commanded by the able Colonel Mittleschmertz. This force
is equipped to restore order, not fight a war. Be forewarned that should it meet heavy
resistance from the Two Land’s neighbours, we shall send reinforcements and dispatch the
transgressor.
Long live Great Leader!
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The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
14 hours The Holy
ago
Empire of
Wolverton In
Space
This is a message to all of Africa, especially those in the Southern sub-region, from
President Sam Nujoma:
The government of Luar is on the brink of collapse. When the nation inevitably ceases to
exist, approximately 250,000 troops from Wolverton's National Defense Force, with
significant amounts of armor and air support, will cross into the former Luar to secure its
borders from invasion by any outside force and quell any and all internal threats to its
peace.
Once it has been determined that the former Luar is safe from any threats internal and
external, a glorious reunification ceremony will take place at the former border of
Wolverton and Luar just south of the capital of Windhoek. The southern half of my nation
was taken and given to Luar quite some time ago and I am declaring right now that the land
within the borders of Wolverton in Space will never again be given to any nation wishing
to seek major state status. Any nation encroaching on Wolverton's land will be met with
force.
I will also take this time to pledge any support necessary in order to secure peace and
stability for the people of Two Lands.
Good day.
13 hours The Holy
You are no better than the Old Expansionists of Azaziel! The only difference is we invaded
ago
Empire of The before a government existed, you invade after it dies! This must be stopped!
Azaziel
Azazielite forces (there aren't many in Two lands, only 2 legions, and they aren't at full
strength) are being ordered to assist the AU any way they can, but will not pull out of Two
Lands. We will fortify East of the Nile river, from the Mediterranean coast down to the
Southern Border. Our troops are young and inexperienced, the bottom of our barrel so to
say. With a nuclear war we are weakened and have been forced to conscript several
citizens into the army (it wasn't like America and Russia nuked each other, it was just a few
cities gone, not the entire damn nation. Its more like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, as I never
used or owned the H-Bomb, and my bombs were bombs, not missiles). As Most of our
military was based in the Mediterranean, very few military casualties came from the war,
but the civilian toll was horrific. With Jerusalem mostly destroyed, Tel-aviv obliterated,
and Hebron incinerated, and Gaza devastated, our Empire has shifted away from our cradle
in Israel and now centers on the Mediteranean. Knossos is our New Capitol on Crete (East
end of the island) and the Imperial palace is located on Crete.
Keep in mind also, that Israel Palestine was the main target of these nuclear attacks in the
holy land, not the Azaziel. However, since Israel - Palestine lived within the azaziel, we
were greatly affected.
Regarding the African Union, the Azaziel will not re-enter untill Malawi steps down, or is
removed. They have violated the AU charter, and we will not re-join the AU in a time
when the AU leader is a loose cannon on deck and over-powering the AU resolutions that
are democraticly decided apon. (I got bored and read the AU charter, ALL you AU nations
should too, ESPESIALY those in the SC or the SG)
I ask that this fighting over the desert of Two Lands stop. No nation has any legal claim to
that land, and your invasion are no better than the Expansion invasion the Azaziel carried
out that all of you screamed in protest of.
We Demand Libya, Blue Nile, and South Nubia leave Two Lands. Once these militaries
have left, Azazielite Troops will pull out and leave Two Lands to the AU. We ask though
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that our Mono-rail system with Two Lands (focused along the Nile and Med Coast) not be
dammaged, and that we keep authority over the Rails. We also ask that our Bases in Two
Lands be left un-touched, as removing them would cripple our defensive abilities in the
Mediteranean, and leave the Empire prone to a naval war.
An epidemic has hit the Azazielite Army in Two lands. A disease believed to be Plague.
This is possibly the result of a biological weapon, or a new string of plague that has
become active after several years (plague still exists people, and its a problem in africa). So
far only Sixty troops have fallen to the disease, but an other hundread are contaminated.
We ask the AU for medical assistance in treating our troops, as most of our medical system
is busy caring for radiation burns and poisoning in Isreal - Palestine. We also ask for AU
assistance in treating the wounded from the Nuclear attacks several months ago (come on,
the AU charter speaks greatly about nuclear war, and since you failed that time, perhaps
you should help treat the wounded).
~ Imperial Azaziel
12 hours The
ago
Democratic
States of The
Republic of
France
We urge the passing of GA015: Incorporation of Europe as North Sub-Region. So far
nobody has really voted on it. We really want to have some sort of a say in this region.
Currently we have at least 6 states including myself not allowed to have any say in this
region. United Faiths would also like to put some “territory less” nations into the European
area, thus allowing the North region to grow even further. Please vote for GA015:
Incorporation of Europe as North Sub-Region.
10 hours The
ago
Democratic
Republic of
Israel-Palestine
I am finding it difficult to conduct my own affairs with my current land situation. I'm sort
of independant, but not really. I don't really have my own land. So if the AU grants a
northern region, I will slowly make the move to the Slavic lands of Europe. I beg that the
Northern region is made because i'd really like to have my very own land where I can be
completely independant. This will give Azaziel almost complete control of The entire area
that I currently sort of own. My Treaties, and friendships will continue though. Nonetheless
if Europe is granted a north AU sub-region that is where i'll move. If they aren't, then I will
stay where I am because I'd still like to be in the AU.
With Love,
President
Tatiana Metanova
7 hours
ago
The
Please disgard that last message I made, I believe I have come to good terms with Azaziel
Democratic
on how we wish to draw the map
Republic of
Israel-Palestine
hours
ago
The
In no way wishing to scorn the vote of our glorious council, the government of Akhtendum
Principality of wishes to know why we must take an either/or course of action? Despite being a
Akhtendum
microstate, Akhtendum has been here a long time and is just as large as some of the
contendors for the Two Lands territory. Of course we have neither the right nor inclination
to step up and demand the territory that is so hotly contested. But why must the entire land
be sworn over to one single power hungry dictator? By carefully dividing the land amongst
the choicest applicants, by ensuring that cultural and religious areas remain intact, and by
relying principally upon the guidance of the council, we can both avoid conflict and
provide a lasting, fair and advantageous environment for peace and understanding to
flourish.
I believe that I myself have already highlighted Akhtendum's dire need for land and our
desire to become a larger, more important and more active member in Africa's great
history. Our brother nations can consider that our bid, not for our annexation of a country,
nor even for our carved up slice, but for a section of the nation's land and population that
will enhance our culture and people, and improve quality of life for all in Akhtendum.
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3 hours
ago
The
Further to that last, let it be known that we shall abide by any decisions that come from
Principality of above, and that our glorious and invincible armies are poised upon our frontier with Two
Akhtendum
Lands, ready to strike against any aggressor who seeks to unilaterally claim the country for
themselves.
Lord Ziponca, Mouthpiece and General to the Supreme and Infinite Akh, Lord of
Akhtendum
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The Armed
minutes Republic of
ago
Hey dude
I am breaking off of Zimbabwe to become independant in the next map update mainly
because i want to vote and participate more hopefully for the betterment of africa.
5 hours
ago
Libya is a member of the AU and will therefore respect the passage of SC17. We will
remove our troops immediately and not interfere in Two Lands. We only wanted to see the
land administered effectively.
The People's
Republic of
Libya
In regard to Israel-Palestine’s Red Star Alliance (RSA), I think it may have a little bit of
redundancy. You see, there is already the Red Cross made up of southern Christian medical
response teams. Then there is the Red Crescent, made up of Muslim countries providing
emergency medical aid to Muslim peoples. Now you make the Red Star Alliance? What is
the for? Only those of the Jewish faith? So that would mean that the RSA would include an
entire ten, or rather five, or actually one country? One country! There is only one Jewish
country in Africa as best as I can count, the others are probably members of the Red Cross
or Red Crescent.
Maybe if Israel would change religions or allow the Red Crescent to assist people in the
Palestinian side?
Just let me know about that. Icky icky blood makes me want to faint!
James Darling
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------------------------15 hours ago The Colony of Tutonic Ostland Vasis Avende:
OK, so being UN Delegate doesn't mean Malawi has the power to act as he wishes in your
name ... but Malawi also holds the presidency of the African Union.
Apart from possibly United Faiths, founder of the region and administrator of the AU
website, is there another contender for the position of "legitimate authority?
I don't think so.
15 hours ago The People's Republic of Bubonic Plague Free Peoples of Africa!
The workers of the PRBP appeal for calm and order. In fighting amongst ourselves we only
serve the imperialist enemies of Africa. The only legitimate authority to administer the
territory of the Two Lands is the AU. We strongly support the implementation of SCR #17.
The People’s Revolutionary Armed Forces will contribute a contingent of light infantry
and sappers. The force is to be commanded by the able Colonel Mittleschmertz. This force
is equipped to restore order, not fight a war. Be forewarned that should it meet heavy
resistance from the Two Land’s neighbours, we shall send reinforcements and dispatch the
transgressor.
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Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
14 hours ago The Holy Empire of Wolverton In Space This is a message to all of Africa,
especially those in the Southern sub-region, from President Sam Nujoma:
The government of Luar is on the brink of collapse. When the nation inevitably ceases to
exist, approximately 250,000 troops from Wolverton's National Defense Force, with
significant amounts of armor and air support, will cross into the former Luar to secure its
borders from invasion by any outside force and quell any and all internal threats to its
peace.
Once it has been determined that the former Luar is safe from any threats internal and
external, a glorious reunification ceremony will take place at the former border of
Wolverton and Luar just south of the capital of Windhoek. The southern half of my nation
was taken and given to Luar quite some time ago and I am declaring right now that the land
within the borders of Wolverton in Space will never again be given to any nation wishing
to seek major state status. Any nation encroaching on Wolverton's land will be met with
force.
I will also take this time to pledge any support necessary in order to secure peace and
stability for the people of Two Lands.
Good day.
4 hours
ago
The Disputed
Territories of
Malawi
I think President Tatiana is out to lunch with the national parks idea. We need resources to
exploit and live. I would rather cut down a forest and sell the lumber, giving children
something to eat, rather than preserving forests while the population dies of starvation from
massive unemployment.
National parks and conservation of forests is only a dream for rich countries. Africa is poor
and can not afford such luxuries. Tatiana speaks like a true westerner. Maybe if she was in
touch more with African problems than with nature she would not find herself so isolated
on these issues. I have not heard one word of support for these national park ideas.
I also wish Wolverton in Space good luck in their conquest of Luar, who was once an
active player but now seems to be vegetating more than anything else.
I have also been greatly shocked by a huge rebellion in my south west spine. It seems Hey
Dude has broken away from Malawi dwarfing the size of our state considerably. Well, I
have no problems with that. I am not power-hungry at all. However, it has come to my
attention that Indian Africa, north of us (former Nabowin) has also ceased to exist. So we
are removing our military forces from Hey Dude and rushing into Indian Africa to bring
stability, conquer, incorporate and prevent any microstates from ever returning to the area.
I would also like to announce that Malawi is officially removing all tariffs with Tutonic
Ostland. This great nation has had much political wisdom in their intra-governmental posts,
so we will reward them with no tariffs. In addition, we are awarding them #1 preferential
trading status. We will buy goods from Tutonic Ostland before any other country! Long
live democracy!
Finally, I want to respond to France’s declaration that “nobody” has voted on the
resolution. This I /know/ is false because I was given the list myself of states that have
voted so far. They are:
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1. Malawi
2. United Faiths
3. Luunia
4. Rwanda
5. Azaziel
6. Wolverton in Space
7. Zevmar
8. Phazania
9. Guinea
10. Gabon
11. Luar
12. Lesotho
13. Guinea Bissau
14. Equatorial Guinea
15. South Nubia
16. Zalaya
17. Noble Patricians
18. Lesotho
19. Upper Volta
20. Central African Republic
21. Guinea Bissau
22. Sierra Leone
23. Israel Palestine
24. The Blue Nile
25. Gaborone
The total votes needed are 27, so two more countries need to vote on this resolution to
pass.
The countries opposed to this resolution are Bubonic Plague, Territory, Vasis-Avende
If I understand correct, the deadline for the passage of this resolution is next Friday 5
August. I am sure I can pull a few arms and convince 2 more countries to sign on to this.
This is your UN Delegate speaking, Bakili Muluzi
4 hours
ago
The Free
Following is the result of the Security Council Elections. For transparency, all participating
Community of states are listed with their vote choices:
West Election
Monitor
West
1. Ancauze (2 No votes)
2. Alhazraq (2 No votes)
3. Areindor (2 No votes)
4. Bubonic Plague (Libya and United Faiths)
5. Chuda (2 No votes)
6. Equatorial Guinea (Phazania and Upper Volta)
7. Gold Coast (2 No votes)
8. Great Flanders (2 No votes)
9. Guinea (Phazania and Upper Volta)
10. Guinea Bissau (Mauritania and Serandum)
11. Libya (Serandum and Western Sahara)
12. Mauritania (2 No votes)
13. Munjiri (2 No votes)
14. New Gambia (2 No votes)
15. Nigeria (Upper Volta and Phazania)
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16. Phazania (Phazania and Upper Volta)
17. Serandum* (Serandum and Phazania)
18. Sierra Leone (Serandum and Mauritania)
19. Suguta (2 No votes)
20. Tunis (2 No votes)
21. United Faiths (Upper Volta and Phazania)
22. Upper Volta (Phazania and United Faiths)
23. Western Sahara (Serandum and Phazania)
24. Zevmar (Western Sahara and Serandum)
* Not an AU Member
Phazania (8)
Serandum (6)
Upper Volta (5)
Mauritania (2)
United Faiths (2)
Western Sahara (2)
Libya (1)
Therefore, with 8 and 6 votes respectively, Phazania and Serandum are the two new
Security Council Members for the Western Sub-Region. They will be able to move into
their offices at the AU headquarters this weekend to begin work on Monday. The website
administrator is requested to change the leadership page immediately. This concludes the
work of this election monitor until the next elections scheduled for September 25, 2003.
3 hours
ago
The Free
Following is the result of the Security Council Elections. For transparency, all participating
Community of states are listed with their vote choices:
East Election
Monitor
East
1. Aksum (2 no votes)
2. Amstra Liberation Army (2 no votes)
3. Azaziel (2 no votes)
4. Bangui (2 no votes)
5. Blue Nile (Israel-Palestine and Azaziel)
6. Cams Angelic Hell (2 no votes)
8. Central African Republic (Ouea and Azaziel)
9. Dorghistan (Dorghistan and Ouea)
10. Israel-Palestine (Israel-Palestine and Blue Nile)
11. Kalcutta (2 no votes)
12. Khartoum (2 no votes)
13. Lesser Shepists (2 no votes)
14. Leopoldville (2 no votes)
15. Malraux Antilles (2 no votes)
16. New Smyrna (2 no votes)
17. Noble Patricians (Israel-Palestine and Dorghistan)
18. Ouea (2 no votes)
19. Setonstan (2 no votes)
20. South Nubia (South Nubia and Ouea)
21. Sudan (2 no votes)
23. Uganda (Ouea and Israel-Palestine)
24. Zalaya (2 no votes)
* Not an AU Member
Israel Palestine (4)
Ouea (4)
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Azaziel (3)
Dorghistan (2)
Blue Nile (1)
South Nubia (1)
Therefore, with 4 and 4 votes respectively, Israel-Palestine and Ouea are the two new
Security Council Members for the Eastern Sub-Region. They will be able to move into
their offices at the AU headquarters this weekend to begin work on Monday. The website
administrator is requested to change the leadership page immediately. This concludes the
work of this election monitor until the next elections scheduled for September 25, 2003.
3 hours
ago
The Free
Following is the result of the Security Council Elections. For transparency, all participating
Community of states are listed with their vote choices:
South Election
Monitor
South
1. Afrikaaner Enclave* (Territory and Green Free State)
2. Anjouan* (Anjouan and North Madagascar)
3. Bombathaland (2 no votes)
4. Comoros (Territory and Vasis-Avende)
5. Éngleland (2 no votes)
6. Eritania (2 no votes)
7. Gaborone (Vasis-Avende and Green Free State)
8. Great Bight (2 no votes)
9. Green Free State (2 no votes)
10. Kenya (Engleland and Territory)
11. Lesotho (Anjouan and Green Free State)
12. Luar (2 no votes)
13. Luunia (Vasis-Avende and Green Free State)
14. Malawi (not eligible to vote)
15. Nairobi* (2 no votes)
16. North Madagascar (2 no votes)
17. Rwanda (Engleland and Territory)
18. The Territory (Territory and Vasis-Avende)
19. Vasis-Avende (Vasis-Avende and the Territory)
20. Warlordia* (Territory and Green Free State)
21. Wolverton in Space (2 no votes)
22. Yng (2 no votes)
23. Zambia (Engleland and Vasis-Avende)
Territory (7)
Vasis-Avende (6)
Green Free State (5)
Engleland (3)
Anjouan (2)
North Madagascar (1)
Therefore, with 7 and 6 votes respectively, The Territory and Vasis-Avende are the two
new Security Council Members for the Southern Sub-Region. They will be able to move
into their offices at the AU headquarters this weekend to begin work on Monday. The
website administrator is requested to change the leadership page immediately. This
concludes the work of this election monitor until the next elections scheduled for
September 25, 2003.
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The Sultanate
minutes of Serandum
ago
Greetings to all,
his most adored majesty the Sultan Ali Paxa is very happy at being a councillor of the AU.
Although Serandum does not belong to it, will try to represent the Western region members
the best it can. The first resolution Serandum proposes is that whenever any country with
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map space ceases to exist its region should be peace keeped by the AU forces. There
should be a permanent AU peacekeeping army available to this cases.
Rajiv,
personal secretary of his majesty
Seconds The Republic
ago
of United
Faiths
This is just a reminder that the website's mainpage is updated/changed/redesigned daily
with new information and pictures. New information on the soccer matches has been added
and the leadership page (http://www.geocities.com/nsafrica/leadership.html) has been
updated.
I think I am most impressed by the number of women that have joined the security council.
I can not recall a time when three women (nearly half) of the council was made up by
women. I applaud these clear examples of equality on our continent and would only wish
that other regions of the world would take note and follow the example. We have three
brilliant and capable women in key positions of power. Let us celebrate this momentous
achievement!
In other news, tomorrow I will describe the Pan African Soccer Tournament in more detail,
but I would just like note that (as rankings, OOC) are used to determine winners in this
tournament, there are some clear favorites. Following, I rank the top 10 strongest teams
competing in these matches:
1. The Territory
2. Serandum
3. Dorghistan
4. Warlordia
5. Bubonic Plague
6. Noble Patricians
7. Cams Angelic Hell
8. Malraux Antilles
9. Afrikaaner Enclave
10. Rwanda
I have placed enough probability into the formula so that even an inferior team could be a
superior team (however, it should be qualified that although #19 might beat #8, it is less
likely that #27 would defeat #1, much like in real life there are limits to probability).
I would like to wish all the teams, especially my own United Faiths Cuscuses, good luck!
Nairb Selarom
President
hours
ago
The
Regarding Libya's Comment to the Red Star Alliance:
Democratic
Republic of
Thank You for bringing this up. To make it clear the RSA is not a Jewish Medical
Israel-Palestine Association. To make it easier i'll even change the name. In any case I felt that the RSA
was needed because even though we have organizations such as the Red Cross and Red
Crescent, none are really used.
The new name for the organization is:
The International Medical Association (IMA)
All who wish to join please give me a TG.
Now to address my World Parks Federation.
I think this a great idea. Sure we can cut down trees, and such, but hey, what are you going
to do when they are all gone? I think we must keep a certain amount of our forests and such
safe for our future. What are you going to say when all of Africa's Diverse Animals and
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Forest are all dead? Can you Malawi look up with honor being the person that vetos that
idea to save what we have before it's all gone?... We don't need to save the entire forest, but
we do need to keep a good part of it. Plus the key to economic growth is not by cutting
down trees, but by creating growth in a hi-tech ecomony. Israel-Palestine is currently
invested completely in manufacturing and technology. This is the key to being a large
economic power and prevent our children from starving. Sure we have to start from some
place. Logging is not exactly the best way to get there though. If you look India is currently
becoming extremely hi-tech by educating it's population. Once again it comes down to
education. That is the future to get out of the slums, and feed our children. In another one
of my ideas I suggest making an African University System. My nation has over 15 large
universities working. I suggest Africa also gets a large university system going.
By the way... I am not a Jewish Government. You'll notice that all people in my land are
treated as equals. They is no longer a Palestinian and Jewish side. The nation is split up
into states. If you look at my website a map has been nicely made to show this. My nation
is forged on a government based on American Democracy.
OOC: I've realized my flag often makes it seem that I'm a Jewish nation, but I use it
because it makes it easy to tell where I am, and so that say I need pictures of protesters
burning flags, parades, etc, I can find them easily on the internet.
13 hours The Holy
Effective Friday, Isreal - Palestine will be granted COMPLETE INDEPENDANTS AND
ago
Empire of The FREEDOM from the Azaziel. They will be given Gaza, The West Bank, Isreal, and Jordan.
Azaziel
The Azaziel is moving into the Mediteranean Completely, leaving our cradle of birth and
growing as a strong nation.
The North Mediteranean Pact will be discussed in Rome this monday morning, and all
nations are invited. This pact is not going ot create a bloc of nations, and it is not against
the AU. It is a seperate governing body (actualy, its more of an economic agreement with a
little military portion). The NM pact will establish a common surrency with its nations, and
create free trade.
Azazielite forces will withdraw from Two Lands once AU forces are present to take
controle.
8 hours
ago
The
Currently 28 AU members have voted. I Urge Africa to please step up and vote for the
Dictatorship of addition of a North Sub-Region. The number of members in the north have been growing.
The Union of Let them have a voice in Africa. Vote Yes!
Soviet SR
Good Day,
Comrade Pavel Koznyshev
7 hours
ago
The Oppressed Curse that "move to a new region" link!
Peoples of Idi
Amin
hours
ago
The
CNN BREAKING NEWS:
Community of
Cable News
SOCCER OFFICIALS ANNOUNCE START OF TOURNAMENT
Network
The PAST is before us! The Pan African Soccer Tournament officially begins this
Monday. The opening ceremony is on Sunday afternoon. Many are curious to know how
the tournament will take place? Which country has the best chances of winning, etc., etc.
First I would like to communicate that the tournament has 32 national teams competing
against each other for the Pan African Cup. This elite prize is only awarded once a year.
Considering the political instability of many countries which cease to exist, I would say
that not many countries in Africa may live to see a second tournament!
The tournament is composed of 5 single elimination rounds, which means if your country
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loses, they are out of the tournament. In the first week 16 teams will be eliminated. In the
second week, 8. In the third week, 4. Then two and the final match on the fourth week.
There is a grand prize which is the Pan African Cup which is plated of solid gold (OOC
There is also a prize. As I am a bookseller and have an ample supply of books, I will
provide my inventory list to the winner and after choosing their desired text I will ship that
person a free book).
(I have tested the OOC method for this game repeatedly and carefully, fine tuning variables
for logic and gameplay for accuracy). The details of the OOC game which will determine
the outcome of this tournament are located at:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/Sports4.html
If anyone believes there are any flaws in that system, I would be interested in learning your
concerns.
Based on the overall ratings that I have calculated, the top 10 strongest teams in Africa are
the following:
1. The Territory
2. Serandum
3. Dorghistan
4. Warlordia
5. Bubonic Plague
6. Noble Patricians
7. Cams Angelic Hell
8. Malraux Antilles
9. Afrikaaner Enclave
10. Rwanda
However, I have thrown enough probability into the equation that an inferior team can
defeat a superior one. It will take luck. The more inferior a team is, the more luck it will
take.
So who is playing against who? The official brackets are at:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/Sports5.html
I have also made a really nice excel table which will be updated daily as the games
progress. You can find it at the webpage above or for those to lazy to do all the clicking
you can go here:
http://www.geocities.com/easy2beatnojoke/PAST.xls
Finally, for those really really lazy or who detest the website so much they rather not visit
it, the following are the lineups for the first week of competition. (To determine the
lineups, I made little slips of papers with each country’s name and drew them at random.
These are the teams that resulted:
Group A
Warlordia vs. Libya (Sep 1)
Green Free State vs. Wolverton in Space (Sep 2)
Malawi vs. United Faiths (Sep 3)
Lozi vs. Noble Patricians (Sep 4)
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Group B
Cams Angelic Hell vs. Anjouan (Sep 1)
Afrikaaner Enclave vs. Israel-Palestine (Sep 2)
Western Sahara vs. Rwanda (Sep 3)
Blue Nile vs. USSR (Sep 4)
Group C
Uganda vs. France (Sep 5)
Azaziel vs. Malraux Antilles (Sep 6)
Territory vs. Leopoldville (Sep 8)
Serandum vs. Zalaya (Sep 9)
Group D
Gaborone vs. Bubonic Plague (Sep 5)
Vasis Avende vs. Phazania (Sep 6)
Luunia vs. South Nubia (Sep 8)
Dorghistan vs. Tutonic Ostland (Sep 9)
Good luck to all! Play ball!
Reporting from Anjouan
Christianne Amanpour
This has been CNN
6 hours
ago
The Most
Serene
Republic of
Carpathya
Greetings to all of you who love liberty. Today the region called "Empire of Power"
managed to invade "Llama Region", despite the efforts of the Pacific Army and some of
GLA to prevent it. Their victory was short lived, because lots of them got banned from NS.
The reasons were multiple: cheating with UN endorsements, lying to the natives,
modifying the regional factbook to say that they were doing good and PA & GLA bad,
using foul language, and of course, griefing.
This is a victory we will al remember. Many regions had fallen under their domination.
Just today, after they conquered "Glens Falls" yesterday, they threatened to destroy that
innocent region if Pacific Army and GLA doesn't retreat and let "Llama Region" fall under
their rule. They also tried to corrupt some of the PA members. This is simply unacceptable.
Let this be a warning to every other griefers around.
Seconds ago: The Armed Republic of Apexton ceased to exist.
Seconds ago: The Armed Republic of Gettonation ceased to exist.
1 minute ago: The Republic of WhiteEagle ceased to exist.
1 minute ago: The United Socialist States of Donmark ceased to exist.
1 minute ago: The Armed Republic of The eight day ceased to exist.
2 minutes ago: The Kingdom of KnightTrenton ceased to exist.
2 minutes ago: The Armed Republic of BlackVelvetAllies ceased to exist.
3 minutes ago: The United States of Amenrica ceased to exist.
3 minutes ago: The Armed Republic of Burlngton ceased to exist
3 minutes ago: The Empire of Msida_ ceased to exist.
6 minutes ago: The Armed Republic of Mikeoasia ceased to exist.
Be aware that "Mikeoasia" and "The Empire of Power Armed Forces" are one and the
same person.
Any of you who loves liberty, democracy, is ready to fight for them and is a UN member,
join "Pacific Army"!
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Long live the democracy !!!!!!!
5 hours
ago
The Queendom Fellow africans,
of Phazania
Phazania thanks all the countries who have voted for her in the last election.Again we will
work together with the rest of AU Security Council members with the purpose of building
a stronger Africa. We feel that the Serandum's proposal is adequate and as such we are
inclined to support it.
On other issue, Queen Noor will visit Mr. Moses LaGrande in the next Saturday to discuss
future trade agreements and the future of the AU . This a next step in the african tour she is
taking.
On a lighter approach, the phazanian 'Owls' are delighted with the perspective of facing the
'Killer Puffs' . Second coach Kevin Numu when asked of the 'Owls' chances of winning
said :'This will be a even match that can go either way. The team that scores first will
probably win it as both teams have great defenses.'
Miles Kasumbi,
F.O. Phazania
2 hours
ago
The
Dear Beloved Africans,
Democratic
Republic of
I am delighted to join the AU Security Council representing the Eastern sub-region. I
Israel-Palestine personally believe much work is at hand, and much can be done. Together I believe we can
all lead Africa into a period of renaissance, or re-birth. I also approve of Serandum's
proposal. Hopefully it will end the chaos created when these territory problems happen in
the future.
As a gesture of good will and peace President Tatiana Metanova and Vice-President JeanLouis de Clemont will be visiting nations from all around Africa and Europe. Starting in
Southern Africa today they hope to meet leaders and forge new friendships. During this trip
they will also stop for a few days in Rome to discuss the North Mediterranean Pact. After
this trip they will take a short two day rest in Moscow, USSR and then move quickly to
London, England and Scotland where they hope talks on nuclear waste material clean up
will help Israel-Palestine clean up the nuclear waste was thrown across the land by the
massive invasion launched serveral weeks ago.
Schedule:
Southern Africa 29-30
Western Africa 30-31
Europe 31-4
Eastern Africa 4-7
Turn Around 7-10
If any leaders present anything important during this trip the "Turn Around" time period is
to go back and address those issues.
Shorty afterward the second Democratic Election will be held in Israel-Palestine. Currently
Ms. Metanova holds a large lead over conservative John MacDougall. She also announced
that if she wins this next election it shall be her last term. Israel-Palestine terms last 2 years.
(OOC: Because populations grow so quickly I consider 2 years about 2-3 months.)
The Israel-Palestine National Soccer Team got ready for their first match against the
Afrikaaner Enclave today. Israel-Palestine is favored to lose 2-1. Captain Vladmir Kozlov
briefly commented on the upcoming game. "Even though we are told we're gonna lose,
we'll try our best. That is what counts anyway. If we can we'll upset them and get as far as
we can." The Israel-Palestine team who prides themselves for great goalkeeping, and
ballhandling looks to try and stun the world with an upset.
In other news the International Medical Association recieved praise from the French, who
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have joined, and have donated over 12 million dollars. The hope is to jump start the
association and hopefully jump start medicial breakthroughs as the association as launched
their own biotech section to help cure disease.
Foreign Affairs Minister
Rebecca Klingensmith
2 hours
ago
The Sultanate
of The
Sudanese
for those people of africa i have decided to become independent of the two lands egypt and
Sudan on the map.
Seconds The Disputed
ago
Territories of
Malawi
First I want to say that Metanova better not come knocking at our door when she visits
southern Africa. She is just going out on a shopping spree across Africa and this is costing
her population millions. Completely and totally unjust!
At any rate, I think Rebecca Klingensmith actually sounds like she knows what she is
talking about. I believe she should run in the next election. I don't think Tatiana stands a
chance. Klingensmith sounds like she knows what she is talking about. We would allow
the opposition candidate, Vladmir Kazlov or Klingensmith meet with the leadership of
Malawi, but not Tatiana , there is just too much animosity.
On the issue of soccer, we have noticed that our first match is against United Faiths.
This comes as no surprise. This game is obviously fixed. What better way to humiliate us
than having the UN Delegate lose to the country which designed the games, is running the
games, manipulates the scores. We don't believe a word United Faiths says. In the past,
they have been known to lie and manipulate and coerce just to get their way. When they
want something done they do it.
If they want to win a tournament they will win it. Let's try this little experiment, just see in
the first week which teams lose and which teams win. I bet you will see clearly the pathetic
game that is being mounted.
Simply stated, I know that Malawi's soccer team is superior to all others in Africa. We have
international soccer coach legend João Caldas de Almeida, who is a master at the sport. We
have an exceptional team of black runners. These Malawians have been running since
birth. Really, you think my team is any match for desert hoping Arabs from UF? I don't
think so.
I would like to make a little bet with United Faiths: If UF wins the tournament, UF will
leave the region and Malawi will gain founder status. I think this is a nice prize to play for.
This way we can ensure there will be no corruption in the game.
Furthermore, I would like to tell you why I think Malawi is the best team,
After we crush United Faiths we come up against Lozi or Noble Patricians. Noble
Patricians are a good team, but they are also desert hoppers. We run in the Savannas. The
Lozi, well they aren't even active politically so I don't know what to make of them, but I
am sure that Noble Patricians will crush them. So after we defeat Noble Patricians who do
we challenge? Probably Libya seems like the strongest team but we have a secret weapon
to get rid of them.
All in all, I think Malawi as the UN Delegate should probably get an extra goal opportunity
or something else. After all, what good is it to be UN Delegate if you don't have a few
priviledges here and there? Maybe if UF would add an extra goal to each match or take
away a goal from a competing team. That would make the game more fair and exciting for
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everybody.
I hope everyone shares my concerns.
President Muluzi
Go Malawi! Ra ra ra!
Go Malawi! Ba na na!
Go Malawi Jackasses, Hip Hip Hurray!
Give it to them good, make them lose their gay!
August 30, 2003
13 hours ago The Colony of Tutonic Ostland Aw why did we have to get Dorghistan first match?!
11 hours ago The People's Republic of Bubonic Plague Free Peoples of Africa!
The workers of the PRBP have the gravest misgivings about the UN delegate. Malawi has exhibited some
spectacularly unstatesmanlike behaviour. While they profess that a larger more inclusive Africa is the
keystone of their program, their actions are quite contrary. They seem to harbour some disturbingly racist
thoughts about the people of Africa. President Muluzi describes a substantial proportion of the African
brotherhood as “desert hoping Arabs”. Yet, they claim to represent the whole Africa. In addition, Malawi
continues to be in violation of a security council resolution by illegally and illegitimately maintaining allied
status with the CFA. These are not the actions of a leader of a proud region such as Africa. President
Muluzi is behaving like a petulant imp. Mother Africa certainly deserves better!
Long live Great Leader!
The Benevolent General Skrog,
Minister of External Affairs.
11 hours ago The Holy Empire of The Azaziel We of the Holy Empire of the Azaziel declare neutrality
between the AU and all other blocs of nations. Also, As we had been prapairing for nuclear war for quite
some time (we expected bombs from Leopoldville, not some newb who god-mods, hell, If you think i was
bad, this guy was insane). Our Haz-mat and rescue teams have been removed from the bomb sites, and the
responcibility now falls on Isreal Palestine (who dragged the Azaziel into war with Colokits). We are also
pulling out of Two Lands completely, and bombing our airfield as we leave. The bomber wings stationed in
Two Lands over the past few months are now being re-posted on Crete to protect the Capitol, Knosos. We
are also recalling our Red Sea fleet and reposting them in the Mediteranean as a second fleet. The Atlantic
Fleet is practicing in the Mid-Atlantic with a series of war games designed to simulate an invasion on
Madiera by West African naval and air forces. The High Ruler of the Azaziel will meet with Mr. Nairb
Selarom on the Imperial grounds on Crete this weekend. The High Ruler and Mr. Selarom will discuss
relations and trade issues, as well as the AU and other areas of interest.
IMPORTANT
The Azaziel will hand over all of its chemical and biological weapons to the PRBP for safe keeping and
inspection. These weapons have no special technology, but they are still Weapons of Mass destruction. We
no longer wish to care for these hellish devices and have no nead for them.
August 29th will forever be a national holiday for the Azaziel. It is the day when we became a safer nation,
away from the turmoil of the middle east. Now we share only one border with a hostile nation; it is our
Turkish border with Leopoldville.
The New Scriptures of the Azaziel government state the follwing points:
1. The Empire will not go into a war of agression
2. The Imperial military will not be activated for any reason OTHER than defense of the Empire
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3. The Empire shall make no actions that will denie a human being its god given human rights
4. The Empire will not station military forces on foriegn soil
5. The Imperial military will not occupy any foriegn nation
6. The Emperor has authority over the Court
7. The Court can not declaire a state of war
8. No Imperial citizen will be persicuted for religion or faith
9. These 9 points cannot be revised, changed, or altered in any way.
We no longer wish to be the war mongering barbarians from the north. The Government is turning inword
and working on sweaping reforms (if the right issues come up of course).
~ Imperial Azaziel
10 hours ago The Free Republic of Green Free State We're looking forward to our match against our
neighbors, Wolverton in Space. It looks to be a tough match, as neither of our teams are favoured in the top
ten. It's an exciting idea to get to play a good southern neighbor the first game out. Maybe we'll see Luunia
in the semi-finals, eh? Let's hope the Free Staters pull an upset over Warlordia-Libya an do a mad dash for
the cup.
It'll be great to see the greatly different strategies from the Free Staters and Wolverton. Part of our strategy,
in short, involves having a good deal of our players borrowed from the Rugby leagues, as well as some
good runners given Futball training, and see if we can either: knock the piss out of the other guy, or use
overwhelming chaos to our advantage.
Let's see how much the brief German colonisation and Luunia/Der Bataven occupation of Wolverton has
done to their style. Now, I don't mean to boast, but I feel like taking 5-3 odds in favour of Green Free State.
Warlordia-Libya, that's a game I want to watch. To watch Warlordia's Germanic style of play against the
desert of Libya and to see the favoured team against the Libyans, who are still formidable (and dirty)
players.
I'm lookin' real forward to the Cup, guys. First game for us isn't till Tuesday; the drinks are already in the
fridge, the satellite TV has been ordered, install guy's supposed to come around sometime between
yesterday and next week, I've found a comfy chair right infront of the TV and I'm workin on the ass groove,
called in sick from now until October. Could it be any sweeter?
Pan African Cup 2003!!!
Far Away Boys, Far Away Boys
Away from ya now
I'm lyin' with my sweetheart
In her arms I'll be found.....
-T. H. White, politely elected President of Green Free State
9 hours ago The Democratic Republic of Israel-Palestine Regarding Malawi's latest comment:
Personally I do believe Malawi's true inner-self comes through here. Almost crystal clear. PRBP points this
out no better than I can. So involving that topic as PBRP says:
"These are not the actions of a leader of a proud region such as Africa. President Muluzi is behaving like a
petulant imp. Mother Africa certainly deserves better!"
I'm surprised PRBP hasn't tried to impeach you for your violation of a security council resolution.
Now insulting the founder...
United Faiths has done a lot for the Africa region. Do you believe he has only made this "prize" which is
btw free to him, well... excluding postage, available to Africa only for himself to take? He could've done
that without all the work he has done. If you believe the tournament is corrupted by UF then why do you
even join? What you propose is childish and wrong. Instead of insults... why don't you propose a better idea
on how to fix what you believe isn't right. Your treating this the same way you treated the election, whine
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about your problem and then insult. You could only retort to me by constantly saying i'd go out and get my
nails done. For your information, I'm the kind of girl that would go out and play Rugby or something.
I'm also mad because I am going around trying to make friends and going around in peace, and you say I'm
just trying to spend money. I still will visit your nation regardless of seeing you or not. I intend to see it's
sights, and talk to the people. After hopefully going to repair all problems between our nations in this trip,
you my friend have shot down that idea. Your corrupt government has little interest to me.
Israel-Palestine will boycott all products from Malawi, and encourages Africans who share PRBP and/or
my own ideas to do the same until he ends his violation of Security Council Resolution 16, and apologizes
for his insults to the African people.
Best Wishes to Africa,
President of Israel-Palestine
Tatiana Metanova
4 hours ago The Principality of Akhtendum The Principality of Akhtendum would like to offer full support
to our founder United Faiths, following the unjust accusations made by our pseudo-delegate, so aptly
pointed out by the esteemed Ms Metanova. Our people and leadership have every confidence in their ability
and integrity to provide a tournament free from politics and petty score settling. We challenge Malawi to
prove one single word he has said regarding United Faiths' alleged corruption, and insist he retracts his
racist sentiments.
Regards, the "Desert Hopping Arabs" of Akhtendum
day ago The Free Land of Luunia I was very sad and very disappointed to read Malawi's post. This is not
the kind of things I like to read. It has really gotten me in a bad mood on the eve of what should be exciting
and fun games.
I personally invite President Metanova to visit Luunia when she is in the south and I know that she will be
well-received by so many other countries in this region. Please do not let this blemish of the south change
your views about us southerners.
With regard to the soccer match, the country of Luunia is so excited about it. But we have no pretentions.
South Nubia is an excellent team and we are hored at our lineup adn the great teams we are competing
against.
Ma God protect all teams and countries!
President Thabo Mbeki
20 hours ago The Holy Empire of Wolverton In Space I would like to start off by saying I am extremely
disappointed in Malawi for making such childish and judgemental comments towards Israel-Palestine and
the selfless nation of United Faiths. Wolverton extends a warm invitation to President Metanova to attend a
state dinner at the President's Mansion in Windhoek. I sincerely hope she wil be able to attend.
With regards to soccer, the Nite Ridaz are looking forward to their match with Green Free State. We have
managed to convince Bruce Arena to accept the head coaching position for this tournament and I hope he
can work his magic with the Nite Ridaz like he did at last year's World Cup with the U.S. national team.
Good luck to all!
Sincerely
Sam Nujoma
President and Chief of State
19 hours ago The Republic of Noble Patricians WHERE IS UNITED FAITHS AFRICA ?
WHERE is the safety of a nuclear free Africa ?
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"WHERE is the Jewish Homeland ?"
Are we to believe that after 3,000 years the Jews are
happy to be slaves and have no Homeland ?
WHERE is the Justice ?, How can a Nation wage WAR ?,
(over 6 weeks of GodModding) drop Nuclear bombs
on civilians and still have a major
land mass, and pretend he still is a Super Power..?
The Region has severely fallen into the abysis of
War hungry Imperialists, who know little to nothing
but their own greed and self promotion.
The message board is filled with dribble from poorly
educated teenagers who barely know how to read, write
and spell correctly.
I would like to see United Faiths Afician Roadmap....
12 hours ago The Democratic Republic of Israel-Palestine Here i'll help you out and try to answer your
questions one by one.
1.) UF Africa - it was lost the day Malawi took power.
2.) Nuclear free Africa - it still is, just some noob starting launching an invasion on me to get Azaziel to
join the war and then they launched nukes. Due to the fact it was some dumb noob, we decided that we
shouldn't really take it into full account. However many major cities are gone. If you visit my website a
map is provided where you can see new cities.
3.) Jewish Homeland - No almost longer exists. I'm in it's place, a Democratic Government, based on
American Democracy where there is a seperation of church and state. The majority of the population is
Jewish, but equal rights are finally given to Palestinians.
4.) Justice - I'm sorry i don't quite understand.
5.) Wage war - I don't know... i guess that is up to the person trying to wage war.
6.) Super Power - Azaziel is still running on fairly well. I'm the one with the problem of nukes, and well
i've never been a Super Power.
Also, I don't really know what you mean by "War Hungry Imperialists" as nobody is going off taking land
and enslaving cultures... as the word imperialist would coin.
Regarding poorly educated teenagers... well I guess that is your opinion... I'm sure many people take
offense to that statement though.
11 hours ago The Democratic Republic of Israel-Palestine I wasn't too happy to find this from Africa's
leader (Malawi) in my Telegram box...
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I'm removing my endorsement of your country for two reasons:
1. I didn't realize I was endorsing you and well, we get along like dogs and cats.
2. You are only two endorsements short of replacing me.
Dont you dare try a coup or I will request to the Security Council that your country get bombed and you
become my slave.
Thank you,
President Muluzi
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The slave part is what really disturbed me. More and more I'm feeling like this is becoming the "Muluzi
Dictatorship".
I ask Africa their opinion of the present state of Africa/My nation/and Malawi. I think it's time for people to
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say what they are really thinking.
btw: I'd like to thank all of the other nations in Southern Africa, I really enjoyed the trip. I'll be coming
back to dine President's Mansion in Windhoek, Wolverton in Space and visit Luunia. The people of
Southern Africa have been warm and friendly. I look forward to great relations with the all the nations in
Southern Africa. My tour of Western Africa has begun, and I have enjoyed myself so far.
With Love,
Tatiana Metanova
10 hours ago The Confederacy of The Fairly Odd Parents This Nation is for sale telegram me if you want
it.
2 hours ago The Colony of Tutonic Ostland New Elections would be the best idea, but I think all African
nations should be able to vote, not just members of the AU. This is for 2 reasons:
1. The more votes are cast, the better the election is - and the less likely it is that an unsuitably candidate
wins.
2. It is unfair that in this region, some nations are like 2nd class citizens and excluded from the AU, whilst
contributing to the region as a whole.
2 hours ago The Colony of Tutonic Ostland At present, only part of Africa actually has an opinion. End this
injustice!
110 minutes ago The Dictatorship of Warlordia Warlordia has no interest in voting on AU-matters.
We are not members, not even supporters of any supra-national organisation.
We have an opininon. We stick to it. We have the guns and troops and allies to ensure it remains our
opinion. That is all we will ever need. And we do occasionally contribute to Africa and african needs, but
we do it because we choose to, not because some organisation tells us to.
Henrik Cornelius
General, President
103 minutes ago The Colony of Tutonic Ostland Ah well, I want AU member ship.
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