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Pluto: uncut and uncensored
travel information
©Rachel Roseman & Amanda Glessner
Why go to Pluto ?
 Enjoy the cold weather by skiing, snowboarding, or snow
tubing
 Spend time with a loved one by cozying up in front of the fire
in Pluto’s various lodges
 Step up to the plate and enter the ‘Ultra Snowball Fight ’08’
 Fulfill your everlasting dream of flying, the gravity on Pluto
is only 8% of the Earth’s!
Is this a popular planet to
travel to ?
 Tourists eagerly await to meet ‘Pluto’, the Roman God of the
underworld
 Visit the many gold museums supplied by the lingering
Roman God (gold nuggets make great holiday gifts!)
 Famous people such as Clyde Tombaugh have vacationed here
and gave it a marvelous rating
Its an exclusive site
 While your friends and family may travel to other planets,
you’ll get to brag about being the only one to visit a dwarf
planet
 At the edge of our solar system, you won’t be bothered by a
large population or those pesky college students on spring
break
Sink your teeth into Roman
culture
 The name of the planet was derived from the Roman God,
Pluto
 This name was considered because the planet was presumably
a dark and cold place, just like the underworld that Pluto
mined
 Other names which were considered, then later discarded
were : Zeus, Lowell, Venetia
Vacation in time for the 79th
annual celebration
 Honorary ball that gives credit and praise to its founder,
Clyde Tombaugh
 Takes place this February 18th, 79 years after the original
discovery
 Bring your favorite samba shoes and get ready to party in one
of the lodges, because nobody leaves baby in a corner
For the men
 Take advantage of the cold environment by going ice fishing
 Population of moose, elk, and reindeer are sufficient for that
of recreational hunting
 After you get that prized 10 pointer, you can take it to a
taxidermist, and capture of glory of it
For the ladies
 We all know that the cold, winter wind wreaks havoc on the
skin, which is why Pluto’s lodges give complimentary spa
appointments
 You may get to tan on Mars, or ride the rings of Saturn, but
is that really anything compared to those intimate and
romantic moments that you can spend cuddling in front of
the fire ?
Come schedule your vacation!