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Debunking the myths behind the pontificating potty peer SMH (back page News Review section) 6.2.10 Coalition left exposed by privates on parade MIKE CARLTON T o judge by the torrent of emails flooding in, climate change is still the hottest issue in town. Amazingly, quite a few people have fallen for the drivel spouted by the visiting Viscount Monckton. In the interest of national sanity, let us demolish some of their more outlandish notions, point by point: The UN's climate change fraud is cover for a plot to bring about a world government. This world government codswallop began years ago with one Lyndon H. LaRouche, a conspiracy theory lunatic so far to the right he makes George W. Bush look like Hugo Chavez. A convicted criminal, self-styled "economist" and vicious antiSemite, LaRouche also believes the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh head a Zionist cartel that runs the global drug trade. Monckton shares many of his lurid fantasies, which are staple fare for the knuckle-draggers who infest late-night talkback radio. A UN ban on using DDT to control malaria has killed up to 40 million people. More LaRouche claptrap filched by the potty peer. They both loathe Rachel Carson's seminal 1962 book Silent Spring, which alerted the world to the dangers of pesticides. Monckton has blamed Jackie Kennedy for these imaginary 40 million deaths, claiming she read the book and pushed President Kennedy GRINNING from ear to ear at his blip 'n the latest opinion poll, Tony Abbott reminded me, irresistibly, of a Holden ute with a chrome grille and both doors open. His hastily cobbled climate change policy was not so exciting. To coin a phrase, it's absolute crap. Big polluters could continue pumping carbon dioxide into the heavens, just as they are now, while the rest of us hoard potato peelings and scurry about planting 20 million trees. How contrary. Only last week Tony was in rural Queensland, staunchly defending the inalienable right of farmers to bulldoze every tree on their land to the horizon and beyond. His costings are done on the back of an envelope and he can't tell us where the money will come from, although his fellow Riverview old boy, dopey Barnaby Joyce, assures us it can be found by slashing foreign aid and sacking public servants. Sooner or later someone in the parliamentary Liberal Party is going to have to take Barnaby outside and bash him up in the dunnies. They all know how it's done. These days the Liberals are almost entirely run by Sydney private school boys: Abbott himself; Nick Minchin (Knox Grammar); Joe Hockey (St Aloysius); Philip Ruddock (Barker College) and even Malcolm Turnbull (Sydney Grammar), to name but a few. And I think Julie Bishop might have gone to Cranbrook. [email protected] to ban DDT. JFK did no such thing. Here in Australia, another right-wing nutter, John Stone, a former head of the Treasury and Queensland National Party senator, wrote recently: It is now possible to say quite unequivocally that Carson's book has been responsible for killing more people than Mein Kampf." Phew. In fact there is no United Nations ban on DDT for malaria control, only for spraying on edible crops. DDT is still widely used in the Third World, although it is being phased out because the mozzies are becoming immune to it. Polar bear populations are increasing. Yes, but not because the planet is cooling, as Monckton and his barmy loggers would have you believe. Bans and quotas on hunting have pushed numbers back up. But where the polar ice cap is melting, the bears are in big trouble. In Canada's Western Hudson Bay, for example, the population has dropped 22 per cent since the 1980s, and the animals are smaller and weaker. Monckton is a mathematician. Baloney. He has a Cambridge degree in Classics, ie Latin and Ancient Greek, and a diploma in journalism (whatever that means) from Cardiff. He can blather mathsy stuff in TV interviews, but that doesn't mean he's a mathematician. I know every song the Rolling Stones ever wrote, but that doesn't make me Mick Jagger. Monckton was a science adviser to Margaret Thatcher. Wrong. Thatcher has a science degree herself; she hardly needed a science adviser who didn't. Monckton was hired in 1982 as a low-level drone in her policy unit, working on public housing and the like. Monckton helped end the Falklands war by advising Thatcher to have MI6 place a dysentery bacillus in the drinking water of the Argentine troops. Pure tosh. It never happened. Monckton is a member of the House of Lords. He is not and never has been, although in his travelling stand-up comedy act he artfully displays the crowned portcullis logo of the British Parliament. Hereditary peers no longer have the automatic right to a seat. Monckton stood at a by election for the Lords in 2007 but got not one vote. Monckton has never claimed to be a Nobel Prize winner. Oh yes he has. His biography on the website of his grandly titled Science and Public Policy Institute states: "His contribution to the IPCC's Fourth Assessment Report in 2007 ... earned him the status of Nobel Peace Laureate. His Nobel Prize pin, made of gold recovered from a physics experiment, was presented to him by the Emeritus Professor of Physics at the University of Rochester, New York, USA." Monckton repeated that garbage, word for word, in an impertinent open letter written to Senator John McCain in the 2008 US election campaign. The Nobel Peace Prize is presented by the King of Norway, not by retired boffins in upstate New York. And on it goes. The viscount and his performing eyeballs caper around the globe like some gibbering reject from a Monty Python sketch, to the febrile applause of the sort of dopes who - in this country, anyway- once thought Pauline Hanson was their Joan of Arc. Truth is, he's not even much of a viscount, as viscounts go. Nelson got his viscountcy for Trafalgar; Montgomery for Alamein and the war in Europe; Bill Slim for beating the Japanese in Burma. Monckton has his coronet because his lawyer grandfather sorted out the abdication of Edward VIII and his messy marriage to Wallis Simpson. Not so much Viscount Monckton as Discount Monckton, according to one of my happy emailers this week.