Download Puns - Primary Resources

Puns
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
Why did the lion
spit out the
clown?
Because he tasted
funny!
Why did the
turkey cross the
road?
To prove he
wasn't chicken!
Did you hear
about the man
who lost his left
side?
He's all right
now.
What does
reading while
sunbathing
make you?
It makes you
well, red.
A mushroom walks
into a bar, sits
down and orders a
drink. The
bartender says
"We don't serve
mushrooms here."
The mushroom says,
“Why not? I'm a fun
guy!”
The End
Hope you’ve found this
presentation very punny!