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Lady Macbeth has begun to think she is losing her mind, to prevent this from happening she sends a servant out to find the best phycologist she in the world. Her servant found just the man she was looking for in Austria oddly enough. The servant then escorted him back to Scotland so that he may help lady Macbeth out with here problem. The phycologist arrives in Scotland where he meets Lady Macbeth. Lady Macbeth begins to list symptoms such as restlessness, Halucinations, and and extreme hysertia. The doctor procceds to say "Let's delve into the cause of these symptoms." *Lady Macbeth and her Servant Enters the room.* Lady Macbeth: How dost thou, Doctor? Dr. Freud: "Love and work... work and love, that's all there is." Lady Macbeth: Ummm.. Okay? Anyyyways, My husband Macbeth was told by three witches that he shall become king and it acutally happened. Now I'm the actual queen of Scotland. Dr. Freud: "The ego is not master in its own house." Lady Macbeth: Well, that was kind of rude. Servant where did you find this one? Servant: It's a long, time-travely story. Just know it was him or some clown doctor named Patch Adams. Lady Macbeth: Bless thee, bully doctor! So be it! Dr. Freud: "The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him." Lady Macbeth: Is this guy going to be speaking in riddles the entire time? God this would be so much easier if I were a man.... if I were a man... The raven himself is hoarse, That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan, Under my battlements. Come, you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe topful Of direst cruelty! Servant: Ma'am, Isn't Duncan already dead? Lady Macbeth: Oh yeah, that happened... My hands are of Macbeth's color. Doctor you're not allowed to mention any of that outside this room. Doctor confidentiality and all that. Dr. Freud: "What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." Lady Macbeth: SHOULDN'T I BE SAYING THAT? Dr. Freud: "One is very crazy when in love." Lady Macbeth: OH SO YOU THINK IM CRAZY?! Dr. Freud: "Obviously one must hold oneself responsible for the evil impulses of one's dreams. In what other way can one deal with them? Unless the content of the dream rightly understood is inspired by alien spirits, it is part of my own being." Lady Macbeth: Did... did you just ask me a question? and if so, what was it? Dr. Freud: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?" Lady Macbeth: I know what I want, I want power! I just don't know what to do with my free time. Dr. Freud: "Time spent with cats is never wasted." Lady Macbeth: You know what Sigmund, can I call you Sigmund? I think you just may be right. I just gonna get a bunch of cats! Thank you so much doctor! Instead of becoming powerful I can be remembered through out history as a famous Queen like Bloody Mary, Freddie Mercury, or Cleopatra! I will be. . . The Crazy Cat Queen! Good-e’en, good doctor! *Lady Macbeth and her Servant exit the room* Dr. Frued: "I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think."