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The Marine Science Song written and performed by Jeff Puleo, December 2012 Intro: Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family You got your genus, species baby, that’s taxonomy Marine biology; it means so much to me I’m gonna break it down, so listen closely Verse 1: Mollusca, Gastropoda, baby call it what you wanna Cephalopoda, cuttlefish, I can’t believe I’m doing this Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata Gotta have the characteristics, post anal tail, pharyngeal slits Arthropoda, break it down Chelicerata Horseshoe crab in the sand, blue blood, hemocyanin Eukarya, silica, I’m kinda gettin’ sick of ya Dinoflagellates, coccolithophorids, holy sh** Anaerobic, better know it, spittin’ lines like a poet Always knowin’, when I’m flowin’, talkin’ ‘bout the ocean Chorus: I can’t believe I wrote a song talking about fish and how they act I can’t believe I wrote it down; I was drunk for half of this I’ll add I hope that I get, baby that extra credit, when I say…Derek Jeter Verse 2: Respiration, homeostasis, gotta know the simple basics Marine life, it’s so nice when we try Osmosis, the mostest, it’s always got me goin’ I’m rollin’ these moments, you know I’m bestowin’ The facts on the sick track, I kick back, I relax Don’t nick-knack the patty-whack; just give a fish a hook Scientific name, yeah it drives you insane Can’t pronounce a single word; it’s the craziest thing you’ve heard Salinity, anemone, please don’t get ahead of me The deep sea is beneath my feet on this concrete Autotroph, I’ve had enough, you can’t call off my bluff ‘Cause my stuff is better than an organic compound Chorus: REPEAT Break down: Cartilaginous fish that you never wanna miss With their counter-shading parts, sharks bigger than a go-cart Hermaphroditism, yeah they’re never gonna listen When you gotta pick your sex, it’s too complex for this context Air bladder, watch it splatter, when you put it on a platter When it’s flatter does it really even matter? Camouflage when it’s hard, always knowin’ where you are From the start, pick apart from all the stars Yeah this notion from the ocean, got my mind and devotion Never goin’ with erosion, cause I’m lovin’ every moment Last line spitten rhymes to the tides, every time we live and die We talk about marine life End Chorus: I can’t believe I wrote a song talking about fish and how they act I can’t believe I wrote it down and sung it to the whole freakin’ class I hope that I get, baby that extra credit, when I say…Derek Jeter Ending: Oh my freakin’ God, Derek Jeter, oh-oh We’re talkin’ ‘bout marine life, livin’ on the high life Deep sea critta’s, bioluminescent killa’s I’m gonna sing it right now, fish up in my town Didn’t think I’d be this good, but baby you should know how That when I stick out my hand I got that Long Island sand Maybe then you should step back and comprehend That fish are cool!!!