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Alcibiades
(The uncited readings in the middle of the play are from Thucydides' History of the
Peloponnesian War, Book VII 70-87, Crawley translation.)
Personae
Alcibiades
Hipponicus Athenian banker
Demogenes Athenian administrator
Socrates
Agatharcus Athenian painter
Rizidion country potter, suitor to Alcibiades
Taureas Athenian producer of dramas
Hipparete daughter of Hipponicus
Two Athenian Tax Collectors
Anytus rich Athenian, suitor to Alcibiades
Elithion Spartan emissary
Moros Spartan emissary
Nicias Athenian magnate and general
Two Athenian Map-drawers
Hyperbolus Athenian demagogue of low repute
Lamachus Athenian general
Agis King of Sparta
Queen of Sparta
Two Spartan Broth-eaters
Gylippus Spartan general
Tissaphernes Persian satrap in Asia Minor
Antiochus Athenian captain, friend of Alcibiades
Kaloneros Athenian second-mate
Spartan admiral
Panagros Athenian youth
Grandfather of Panagros
Thrasybulus Athenian demagogue, enemy of Alcibiades
Three Athenian generals
Courtesan
Passersby, Heralds, Aides, Servants, Soldiers, Messengers, etc.
Alcibiades sits at a small table with two books on it, downstage left of an otherwise empty
stage, gazing out and freely engaging the audience as it enters and settles in. His
presence and location in the coming scenes is entirely fluid, but while often 'going in' and
'coming out' of them, with the exception of two noted instances, he will never leave the
stage. When ready, he takes up one of the books.
Alcibiades
Plutarch. “Lives of the Noble Greeks and Romans”―you know, it's
always puzzled me that, with these lives in front of him, and with the Greek lives―like
Greece itself―vastly more interesting than the Roman, Shakespeare always takes up the
Roman life, never the Greek. So, we have a Julius Caesar, who does conquer
France―that’s a significant achievement, whatever they may say―but otherwise just
offers a ―! to the Germans across the Danube as his legions wet themselves in fear,
pitches a tent in Brighton, loses out to Antony for the girl and gets killed by his best
friend―instead of Alexander, tutored by Aristotle, the culmination of a thousand of years
of Greek culture, who, among his other accomplishments, conquers pretty much the
entire civilized world. Then, we have no Pericles at all, who some would say perfects
democracy―which you'd think would at least gain him a certain notoriety. We have
Brutus instead of Dion, Antony instead of Demetrius, and of course Coriolanus, who,
miffed by Rome offering him the —! leads a foreign army against it; whose life does
produce one moving scene—with his mother—but otherwise just seems a summer
blockbuster before its time. Yet we have a Coriolanus―and no Alcibiades. Raised by
Pericles, loved by Socrates, the most compelling figure, in the most compelling period, of
the most compelling culture the world has ever known—who even the stuffy, moralizing
Plutarch is obviously mesmerized by. There's something about us Greeks that baffled
Shakespeare, I think. Something about himself maybe. Well. Plutarch. Dryden
translation. I hate to seem autocratic, but one mustn't waste one's time with any other.
Only Dryden, through some animal sympathy I suppose, captures that exquisite comfort
of Plutarch, that sun-sinking-on-the-world-that-never-was, with his feet up in the recroom in the suburbs of history. Listen. (Reading) “It is not perhaps, material to say
anything about the beauty of Alcibiades, only that it bloomed with him in all the ages of
his life, in his infancy, in his youth, and in his manhood; and in the peculiar character
becoming to each of these periods, gave him, in every one of them, a grace and a charm.”
(Faint, but rising sound of music and revelry. Always the same.) Well, what do you
think? Quite plain really, wouldn't you say? But then―
Music and revelry become distinct, then mount to a pitch after Alcibiades goes in. From
offstage, as Demogenes and Hipponicus enter.
Demogenes
That’s true of course! Your generosity is legendary, sir—but in these
times, in these times, sir, with the plague and the earthquakes and the cost of war, with
Athens desperately in need of every sort of―
Hipponicus
Not a chance!
Alcibiades
(To audience) Would you excuse me for a moment?
He goes in, approaching Hipponicus.
Hipponicus
For ten years of war I bore the lion's share, and now―at peace thank
God―you come to me for―Alcibiades!
He goes to greet Alcibiades.
Alcibiades
Hipponicus!
He flattens him with a blow, then comes out. Music and revelry fade. (Overlapping)
Demogenes
Sir!
Alcibiades
(To audience) Forgive me.
Demogenes
Are you alright, sir?
Alcibiades
(To audience) Quite out of character.
Demogenes
Help! Help here!
Alcibiades
(To audience) It was a dare.
Demogenes
(To offstage) Socrates!
Enter Socrates.
Socrates
Have you seen Alcibiades about?
Demogenes
Have I seen him?
Socrates
I thought I heard music―
Demogenes
He did this!
Socrates
What?
Demogenes
This!
Socrates
Really. Why?
Demogenes
I don't know why. (As Hipponicus slowly comes to.) Sir! (To Socrates)
You should know if anyone. (To Hipponicus) Sir, are you alright? (To Socrates) You
should be ashamed of yourself the way you court his favour.
Socrates
Who doesn't?
Demogenes
But you, a philosopher―self-styled!―chasing after him like a runaway
whore.
Socrates
I love him. What should I do?
Hipponicus
―the hell was that?
Demogenes
Alcibiades, sir, he just came up and―
Hipponicus
He just came up and hit me!
He struggles to get up.
Demogenes
Let me help you, sir!
Socrates
Did you happen to see which way he―
Hipponicus
He just came up and―
(As Demogenes and Hipponicus exit)
Demogenes
And hit you, sir, the swine! He's out of control. There we go.
Socrates stands still, musing, oblivious. The voices of Hipponicus and Demogenes are
heard offstage.
Hipponicus (Offstage) He just came up and―I'll sue!
Demogenes
(Offstage) Absolutely sir, it's gone too far―
Hipponicus
(Offstage) He's insane!
Demogenes
(Offstage) No question sir―look out!
Socrates continues to muse, oblivious. Then resumes his search. Passerby enters and
passes by.
Socrates
Have you seen Alcibiades about?
Passerby
No.
Exit Passerby.
Voice of Agatharcus heard offstage, always.
Agatharcus
Hello? Hello! Help!
Socrates
Is that you, Agatharcus?
Agatharcus
Thank God! Socrates!
Socrates
Have you seen Alcibiades?
Agatharcus
Get me out of here!
Socrates
What's the matter?
Agatharcus
I'm a prisoner in here.
Socrates
In Alcibiades' house? What for?
Agatharcus
To paint it.
Socrates
To paint it?
Agatharcus
Yes.
Socrates
How's it going?
Agatharcus
What, the painting?
Socrates
Yes.
Agatharcus
Well.
Socrates
Doing a good job?
Agatharcus
Damn good!
Socrates
First rate?
Agatharcus
Absolutely!
Socrates
(Exiting) Maybe it was a good idea.
Agatharcus
What? Hello?
Alcibiades
(To audience) He's a simple tradesman, troubled by beauty. (Music and
revelry slowly rises, peaking with Alcibiades' going in.) One day, he sells everything,
everything he has, for a hundred staters. (Rizidion enters by Alcibiades, clutching a sack
of coins.) He's a suitor. It's an offering.
Passerby enters and passes by Rizidion.
Rizidion
Pardon me, is this the home of Alcibiades?
Passerby
No.
Exit Passerby. Voice of Agatharcus, offstage as before.
Agatharcus
Hello? Hello!
Alcibiades
(To audience) His family, his friends, are scandalized.
Agatharcus
Is someone there?
Alcibiades
(To audience) First they mock him, then they curse him.
Agatharcus
Hello!
Rizidion
(To the voice of Agatharcus) Hello?
Alcibiades gradually goes in, approaching Rizidion. Music and revelry gradually peak.
Agatharcus
Hello! Who are you? Doesn't matter. Listen, go to the police! Tell them
I've been locked in here by Alcibiades, and―
Rizidion
Alcibiades!
Agatharcus
Yes, and tell them I haven't―
Rizidion
Is this his house?
He suddenly becomes aware of Alcibiades.
Agatharcus
Of course it's his house, and I’m locked up in it. Now will you go for the
police?
Oblivious to Agatharcus, Rizidion offers his sack of coins to Alcibiades, who takes it and
comes out.
Agatharcus
Hello!
Alcibiades
(Coming out) Come to dinner!
Rizidion exits. Music and revelry fades quickly to silence.
Agatharcus
Hello?
Alcibiades tosses the sack of coins on the table and goes in.
Alcibiades
(To offstage) Tell your master I’m here.
Voice of Hipponicus is heard offstage.
Hipponicus
Like hell I will. I’m not afraid of that lisping playboy—
Alcibiades throws off his garment and kneels naked before Hipponicus.
Alcibiades
Beat me!
Hipponicus
What?
Alcibiades
Beat me!
Hipponicus
For God's sake man, put your clothes on!
Alcibiades
Beat me—or forgive me!
Passerby enters and stops to watch. (Overlapping)
Hipponicus
Stand up! Stand up!
Alcibiades
I have done you a great wrong, Hipponicus.
Hipponicus
Come inside at least!
Alcibiades
Nor is that all, only the worst of it.
Hipponicus
You're a spectacle!
Second Passerby enters and watches. Sound of a crowd forming, reacting.
Alcibiades
I have been rash, dissolute, depraved. I have disgraced my noble family,
my friends, my tribe, my city. But I renounce it all, here, naked before you, I renounce it
all. (Crowd exclaims.) Beat me—or forgive me, and I start anew.
Crowd approves.
Hipponicus
What? Yes, now for God’s sake―
Alcibiades
Your forgiveness.
Hipponicus
I forgive you, now please―
Alcibiades
Your forgiveness!
Hipponicus
Yes!
Cheer goes up.
Alcibiades
And your daughter!
Hipponicus
What?
Alcibiades
Proof of your forgiveness! Proof of my resolve! (Crowd approves.) Crown
the line of Ajax with the pearl of Hipponicus― (Yea!) or scourge its errant son! (Nay!)
Naked as Odysseus, but not as Odysseus untrue, Alcibiades, son of Cleinias, begs you,
Hipponicus, for your daughter in marriage.
Hipponicus
Yes.
Great cheer.
Alcibiades
And ten talents.
Hipponicus
Yes.
Passerby
(To neighbour) Ten talents!
Alcibiades
Twenty!
Sudden, breathless pause.
Hipponicus
Yes!
Great cheering. Alcibiades rises, covering himself, embraces Hipponicus, and comes out,
leaving Passersby to congratulate Hipponicus amid tumultuous applause. Music and
revelry rise. All exit but Alcibiades. Enter Taureas, opposite Alcibiades, as latter is on
his way out.
Alcibiades
Taureas! I hear you've entered a tragedy in competition with mine.
Taureas
Yes, but of course yours will―
Alcibiades flattens him with a blow, and comes out. Music and revelry fade. Taureas
remains down.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Well that was terribly out of character, you must forgive
me. But that's just the trouble―the more I'm out of character, the more I'm in somehow.
Don't you hate that feeling? (He picks up Plutarch and reads.) “For he had this peculiar
talent, that he could at once comply with and really embrace and enter into men's habits
and ways of life, and change faster than the chameleon. At Sparta, he was devoted to
athletic exercises, was frugal and reserved; in Ionia, luxurious, gay, and indolent; in
Thrace, always drinking; in Thessaly, ever on horseback; when in Persia, he exceeded the
Persians themselves in magnificence and pomp;” in Toronto, he―just kidding; when was
he not in Toronto? But is that chameleon a hypocrite? How can he be? Mustn't he first be
something, in order to pretend he's something else? Well inconstant then. But how can he
be? Though the more he is himself the more he's different, the more he's different the
more he is ever and always himself. I am not a hypocrite, I am a multiculturalist. Son of
my city, the world's most multicultural. The first citizen―maybe the only citizen―of
that global village soon to come. Well, let it come! (Enter Rizidion, finding and reviving
Taureas, who exits.) Because you cannot be a citizen of more than one village. (To
Rizidion) Rizidion! Good of you to come. (Calling above and offstage) Agatharcus, our
guest has arrived, won't you come down?
Agatharcus
(Offstage) No!
Alcibiades
(To Rizidion) Tortured by inspiration. Please, sit down. Sit down. Some
wine, and fruit, the figs are delicious. Please.
Pause.
Rizidion
Thank you.
Alcibiades
For what? you're not eating.
Rizidion
For having me. They said you never would.
Alcibiades
May I? (He kisses him.) You must go home, Rizidion.
Rizidion
What?
Alcibiades
There's nothing here for you.
Rizidion
Nothing? Everything is here.
Alcibiades
Well, as they say, too much of a good thing…
Rizidion
What do you mean?
Alcibiades
Where is your home?
Rizidion
I have no home.
Alcibiades
Come now, where is it?
Rizidion
Here.
Alcibiades
No. One can't choose one's home, thank God. Where's yours, Rizidion?
Rizidion
Pouthena.
Alcibiades
Pouthena! I've been there.
Rizidion
I saw you there.
Alcibiades
In the summer. It was so cool there.
Rizidion
Coolest place in all of Attica.
Alcibiades
Oh, the smell of pine trees and the olives...the mint...the myrrh and thyme
on the women...the wine...it was wonderful.
Rizidion
Yes.
Alcibiades
We sang skolia...danced into the morning.
Rizidion
You drank from my cups! I make cups!
Alcibiades
Yes?
Rizidion
Yes.
Alcibiades
Have they repaired the tavern?
Rizidion
All but the fountain.
Alcibiades
Quite inexcusable.
Rizidion
It's a memorial.
Alcibiades
Well. Your father and mother, are they still alive?
Rizidion
My father died at Artemisium…
Alcibiades
So did mine.
Rizidion
Really?
Alcibiades
Yes. And your mother?
Rizidion
She lives with me.
Alcibiades
Your wife and children, are they well?
Rizidion
Yes, the boys are strong, good workers.
Alcibiades
They must miss you.
Rizidion
They don't understand. I couldn't make them understand.
Alcibiades
I understand.
Rizidion
They said you'd just throw me out, like a beggar.
Alcibiades
No, Rizidion.
Rizidion
They said I was...I was a disgrace―my own family. But what's the
disgrace?
Alcibiades
I don't know, Rizidion. (He kisses him.) Here, take your money. Go. But
come morning, be at the market, at the tax auction.
Rizidion
What?
Alcibiades
You'll outbid those swinish collectors.
Rizidion
What? Outbid them? They bid talents. Talents! I have nothing.
Alcibiades
Outbid them―or be beaten. Now go. Go! (Exit Rizidon. To audience)
She'll die soon, unhappy, but to the end my wife.
Enter Hipparete. Sound of a market. Faint, rising sound of music and revelry, peaking
with Alcibiades' going in.
Hipparete
I, Hipparete, daughter of Hipponicus, come before your honour to plead
for divorce from Alcibiades, son of Cleinias, whose manners—you all know them—are
no longer endurable―above all, his constant company with whores of every kind, every
race, every city. I have been an honest wife, not without affection―but I can't bear it
anymore― (Alcibiades goes in.) I beg your honour, knowing him as you do, knowing my
family, you won't deny me the chance to―what? (Alcibiades throws her over his
shoulder and goes to exit.) Let go of me! Your honour!
Rizidion enters, clutching his sack of coins. (Overlapping)
Alcibiades
Rizidion!
Hipparete
Put me down!
Alcibiades
Remember…
Hipparete
Your honour!
Alcibiades
However high they go…
Hipparete
Let go of me!
Alcibiades
You must outbid them!
Rizidion
But―
Alcibiades
Good luck!
Alcibiades exits with Hipparete, leaving Rizidion alone on stage. Pause. Enter two Tax
Collectors, to tax auction in market. Alcibiades re-enters, but is not in.
First Tax Collector (To second) I figure we'll collect about a hundred and five in taxes, so
a hundred should be safe.
Second Tax Collector A hundred?
First TC
Yeah.
Second TC
(To crowd) Having reckoned our accounts of last year―a difficult year!
what with the resentment over the war taxes, the earthquakes of course, the hard
winter―nonetheless, we are prepared to offer the city one hundred talents, which we've
no doubt will be―
Rizidion
A hundred and one!
Both TC
What?
Rizidion
A hundred and one!
Second TC
Who are you?
Rizidion
A hundred and one!
Second TC
A hundred and two!
Rizidion
A hundred and three!
Second TC
Four!
Rizidion
Five!
Second TC
A hundred and ten!
First TC
(To second) What are you doing? We can't afford to bid that!
Second TC
(To first) We can't afford not to! This pays for last year's levy, remember?
Rizidion
A hundred and eleven!
Second TC
(To Rizidion) Who's your security?
Rizidion
Security?
Second TC (To crowd) We refuse to continue―we refuse to even recognize this
preposterous bid―unless he names his security. And if he has none—who’s your
security?—
Rizidion
I...I...
Second TC
—we demand he be immediately arrested for fraud and—Guards! Arrest
this man!
Alcibiades
(To crowd) Put my name down! I am his security.
Both TC
What?
Rizidion
A hundred and eleven!
First TC
(To second) What do we do?
Second TC
(To first) Settle! (To Rizidion) Sir! Sir. We have no doubt you’re in earnest
and...quite capable of answering for that sum but...do you have any idea how
difficult―how nearly impossible it is to collect taxes these days...with the city ravaged
by war and the plague and—with so small a margin of profit—why, you'd be lucky just to
break even, let alone clear, say, a hundred staters―which we, to spare you that trouble
and the risk―the risk!—we offer you here, up front, and we've no doubt―
Alcibiades
A talent!
Second TC
A talent! You must be mad!
Alcibiades
Rizidion!
Second TC
Wait! This is blackmail! A thousand staters, not an obol more―
Alcibiades
A talent!
Second TC
Half a talent!
First TC
(To second) What!
Alcibiades
Rizidion!
Second TC
Alright, alright! A talent! (To first) Give it to him.
First TC
But that's all our working capital!
Second TC
Give it to him...now! while he'll take it.
First TC hands a sack of coins to Rizidion, dwarfing his own. Both TC exit.
Rizidion
(To Alcibiades) Thank you.
They embrace.
Alcibiades
Go home Rizidion.
Rizidion
But—
Alcibiades
Go home.
Exit Rizidion. Alcibiades comes out. (To audience)
Alcibiades
Here's the plot: I rise, I fall, I rise again, higher, higher, so high that at last
Athens―Athens!―would crown me emperor, I fall, I die. And for what? For myself?
How? For my people? Who are they? Who aren't they? So of course—and not at all. For
what then? (Pause.) For the Canadian way. News!
Simultaneously, a Herald enters. Likewise in every instance.
Herald
Tomorrow in the assembly―
Alcibiades
Assembly.
Herald
Supreme democratic body of Athens.
Alcibiades
Body.
Herald
Not soul.
Alcibiades
Stop. (To audience) Hyper-herald. It's the new thing. (To Herald) Return.
Herald
Tomorrow, in the assembly, two critical matters of state: one, reception of
the Spartan emissaries; two, vote for ostracism.
Alcibiades
Ostracism.
Herald
Quorum vote by the people of Athens, to exile for ten years a leading
citizen thought to have grown dangerous to the state.
Alcibiades
Dangerous.
Herald
Enviable.
Alcibiades
Exit. (Exit Herald. To audience) Five years. Five wearying, wasting
years—of peace. And now a wobble. Who can explain it? Suddenly the states round
Sparta openly court alliance with us. “Ignore them!” cries Nicias. Spartan actions,
hitherto inoffensive, suddenly rankle and insult us. “It's nothing!” cries Nicias. Suddenly,
out of nowhere, there's talk of an expedition to Sicily, to conquer Syracuse! a city as large
as Athens itself and at the very limits of her world. And not merely Syracuse, but from
there, Italy, Carthage, the pillars of Hercules—“Madness!” cries Nicias. The
Spartans―no strangers to paranoia―grow restless, anxious. They appeal―to Nicias. But
who can explain it? He urges an immediate Spartan embassy to assure Athens―and be
assured―that the peace will be upheld. Which embassy has now arrived.
Sound of dinner party in progress. Socrates, Demogenes and Anytus enter, with cups.
Anytus
And I tell you he's coming!
Demogenes
He's not coming!
Anytus
He's coming!
Demogenes
He never comes―and you never stop saying he will.
Anytus
This time he'll come.
Demogenes
Oh God―why?
Anytus
Because tomorrow he faces the ostracism—ten years in exile!
Demogenes
Good. And—?
Anytus
And I control the swing vote. He'll come. And I'll offer it—as a gift!
Demogenes
You're an idiot.
Anytus
As my gift!
Demogenes
You, Socrates, and half this godforsaken city. And tomorrow, the other
half―the sane half―will get rid of him, and save us all.
Anytus
It's Nicias who'll be exiled—along with his bird readers.
Demogenes
Well that’d be fine. The author of the peace, the Peace of Nicias.
Anytus
He’s like a chain around his ankle.
Demogenes
Exactly.
Anytus
He's a god.
Demogenes
He's a menace.
Anytus
Invincible in war.
Demogenes
And on his shield? Cupid with a thunderbolt.
Anytus
And the Olympics. Remember? The whole world at his feet!
Demogenes
Trailing his purple robe through the market like a woman.
Anytus
His voice, his grace.
Demogenes
Cuts open his ship for a hammock!
Anytus
His favours to the city.
Demogenes
Pandering!
Anytus
His generousity.
Demogenes
Extravagance!
Anytus
His beauty, oh...
Demogenes
Make-up!
Anytus
And tomorrow he'll be free. And I will free him.
Demogenes
No, tomorrow we'll be free―you'll just be hung-over.
Anytus
And tonight he comes.
Demogenes
He's not coming.
Anytus
He's coming!
Demogenes
He's not coming!
Enter Servant.
Servant
He's here.
Pause. Faint sound of music and revelry over the party noise.
Anytus
Show him in! (Servant exits, then re-appears.) Well?
Servant
He won't come in, sir.
Anytus
What?
Servant
He won't come in.
Anytus
Why not?
Servant
I don't know, sir.
Anytus
Well did you ask him?
Servant
Yes, sir.
Anytus
What did he say?
Servant
Cups.
Anytus
Cups?
Servant
Cups.
Sound of dinner party goes silent, leaving faint sound of music and revelry.
Anytus
My cups?
Servant
Gold and silver, sir.
Anytus
Gold and―?
Servant
Half.
Anytus
Half my―well get them! Get them!
Servant exits. Sound of metal cups being thrown in a sack. Servant re-appears with sack
full of cups. He takes the cup of Anytus. Socrates helps the division by offering his own.
Servant exits for door. Music and revelry fades.
Anytus
(To Demogenes) Now you see? (To the dinner party) You see? He could
have taken them all!
Uproar. Anytus and Demogenes exit, arguing. Silence. Socrates comes out, Alcibiades
goes in to meet him.
Alcibiades
Socrates!
Socrates
Is it time?
Alcibiades
Yes.
Socrates
And must it be?
Alcibiades
Yes.
Socrates
In retrospect of course.
Alcibiades
Of course.
Socrates
I must confess, I'd rather not be part of it.
Alcibiades
You won't be for long.
Socrates
Of course.
Alcibiades
And besides, neither of us is part of it. We're not of it at all. We're the
alpha and omega, you and I. You the beginning, I the end.
Socrates
But lovers always?
Alcibiades
Always.
Socrates
Goodbye.
Alcibiades
Goodbye. (Exit Socrates.) Men of Sparta! (Enter Spartan emissaries,
Elithion and Moros.) I’ve asked you here because of my family's long and honourable
association with your city, and because you’re about to destroy the peace you came here
to preserve. In the council today, did you tell Nicias and the others that you came with
full authority?
Elithion
We did.
Alcibiades
And they welcomed you in this capacity?
Elithion
Yes.
Alcibiades
Respectfully.
Elithion
Yes.
Alcibiades
Well, that is the council, men of Sparta, as near to your government as our
government comes. But tomorrow, you go before the assembly, and the assembly is of
the people, and the people are not respectful. The people are the reason you wisely forbid
your own citizens to travel. Tell the people that you come with full authority, and they’ll
clamour, as usual, for the impossible—which you'll give them, or destroy the peace. But
tell them, instead, that your powers are limited and conditional, and just as in the fishmarket―where their minds are formed―so much more limited will be their demands.
What is simple and noble in Sparta, is just naivete in the fish-market. Meanwhile, I give
you my word, in the name of my father and my father's father, that I will assist you in
every way I can. Until tomorrow.
He comes out.
Elithion
Fish-market.
Moros
Hmph.
Spartans exit. Enter Nicias.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Nicias, alone, afraid, defenseless in his fortress of a house,
in anxious consultation with the not-here and not-now, quite doomed to significance, frets
away his last hours by the door. He wants out—oh God, he wants out. But it's time. And
tomorrow, as if at the end of a huge elastic band, the world will come hurtling back on
Nicias, and crush him completely. He dreads the ostracism vote―either way: if it falls on
him everything is lost; if not, everything falls on him. What of the signs? the omens?
Bad. Good. Good. But the earthquakes, what of those? And talk of an eclipse! News that
a man has leapt onto the altar of the twelve gods, turned round, and crushed his genitals
with a stone!
Enter Two Athenians, one with stick. Sound of a massive crowd forming in the distance.
Nicias slowly exits.
First Athenian (with stick) Of course it's a boot―the question is what it's kicking. Now
look, like I showed the others in the market today, here is Italy (Drawing in the
sand)―shaped, as you keenly observed, like a boot―and here is Sicily like a sort of…
arrowhead, with Syracuse here, at the base, and with its point aimed straight at Carthage!
Second Athenian That's not the plan, to go straight for Carthage.
First Ath.
Why not?
Second Ath.
May I? (He takes the stick and draws in the sand) With Syracuse ours, we
subjugate the rest of Sicily, and use it as a springboard to raid the coast of Italy. That way
we build up our treasury, and then―
First Ath.
Treasury!
Second Ath.
Yes, and then strike at Carthage.
First Ath.
Treasury! Do you have any idea how big the treasury of Syracuse is?
Second Ath.
Well of course, its―
First Ath.
Do you know what we saw in Egesta alone?
Alcibiades
(To audience) Now that was a nice trick. The whole town pools its gold
and silver―cups, bowls, trinkets of every kind―then fêtes the Athenian delegation night
after night, home after home, moving the treasure with them from house to house. Well
who could blame the delegates for coming back with the wildest stories of the wealth of
Egesta...
Alcibiades and First Athenian And that's just Egesta!
First Ath.
Think of Syracuse! (Taking back the stick and drawing in the sand) No,
no, then we strike straight for Carthage, while she's still reeling from the shock of our
arrival. And with her beaten, the whole place, the whole territory’s ours, right to the
pillars of Hercules! Then, when we feel like it, we mop up the smaller cities, (Pointing)
Utica, Rhegium, Rome, Pisa…. But first we got to get out of Athens. Now come on, I
hear the crowd.
Exit Two Athenians. Enter Nicias before the assembly. Sound of an intense, unruly crowd
of great size. Accompanying Nicias' speech, spirited, programmatic applause. He
occasionally consults a written text.
Nicias
Men of Athens! Men of Athens! The circumstances―extraordinary
circumstances―in which this vote is to be taken―with the Spartan emissaries here
before us, at my request; with the peace in jeopardy that I more than any have
engineered; with the madness of an expedition to Sicily taking hold in the streets―I have
asked to address you now, not to plead for myself, but to remind you of the greatness of
our way of life, for it is this you would banish in banishing me. Remember, the
statesmen, Solon, Themistocles, Pericles, who gave you this democracy and raised this
city to an empire, who built the Parthenon, the long walls, Piraeus—who made Athens
the glory of all Greece, arguing always, in spite of your displeasure, for what was
right―what was right! Remember those statesmen, men of Athens, for it is them you
would banish in banishing me. And what was right? What is right? What did they argue
for in every case? What raised us to this empire, this glory? Moderation. Reflection.
Reason. Remember these, men of Athens, for it is these you would banish in banishing
me.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Okay, it's a hackneyed trope, but you got to feel for the
speechwriter.
Nicias
Banish these, men of Athens, and you will soon have nothing left to
protect. You will consign yourself, and the greatness of your city, in all its present
danger, to the care of a drunken reveller―yes, that's what he is―a horse-racer, a lover,
furnished by nature, birth and training with every advantage this city can provide, and
holding them all in utter contempt. He's not a man, he's a fever, which if left unchecked
will hurt us more than the plague, since that preyed only on our bodies, but this on our
very soul. Banish this, men of Athens, and be strong.
Programmatic outburst of applause. Voices of Crowd are heard over the crowd noise
offstage.
Voices of Crowd He's a menace! Banish him! He's a disgrace! He's a tyrant! Banish
him!…
Alcibiades
(To audience, in the midst of the outburst.) Well, I don't know about you
but my mind's made up. Where's my pebble? (Crowd noise peaks, then sudden silence.)
Of course, they're right.
Sound of a counter-surge in the crowd, with mounting calls for Alcibiades to speak.
Nicias suddenly staggers.
Nicias
Wait! What was that? (Hurrying off) Did you feel that? In the ground!
He exits. Sudden silence.
Alcibiades
(To audience) But there's something larger at stake here, isn’t there.
Something they can't see. (Crowd noise resumes. He muses on crowd, as noise and calls
for him rise to a pitch, then goes in. To assembly) I remember, at the Olympics, when our
fortunes in war had been poor and we were humbled and despised, sitting in that
magnificent tent the Ephesians erected for me, drinking Lesbian wine, tasting Chian
sacrifice... My victory was unheard of. Unthinkable. They marvelled at me, an Athenian.
Why? (A long pause, as he calmly waits for words—a characteristic trait.) Because I
was, who I am, completely. No second thought. No hesitation. No regret. And you
remember, at Marathon, how the Persians, ten times our size and in defeat, marvelled at
you, Athenians. Why? Because you were, who you are, completely. Be who you are, men
of Athens, and do as you wish.
He comes out. A Herald enters, in official capacity, addressing the assembly.
Herald
“Is there any man among you who you deem vitally dangerous to the state.
If so, who?”
Herald exits.
Alcibiades
(To audience) We'll give them time to vote. Meanwhile, I'll tell you a
funny story about the ostracism, which has a long and august history—sadly coming to
an end, as I speak, but in its day playing havoc with the lives of some of Athens' greatest
men. Among them—maybe the greatest of all—Aristides the Just, who when his time
came, and just as here, that great question was put to the people—“Is there any man
among you who you deem vitally dangerous to the state?”—found himself handed the
pebble of an illiterate, and asked to write the name “Aristides” on it. “Has he done you
some injury, or wrong?” he asks the man. “Nope,” he says, “I'm just sick and tired of
hearing 'Aristides the Just'!” Well, he writes his own name on the pebble, is thanked, and
banished. I understand that on his way out of town he raised his hands and prayed that
Athens should never have cause to remember him.
Herald re-enters.
Herald
The vote is cast. The ostracism falls on Hyperbolus.
Uproar. Enter Hyperbolus to violent heckling and boos, pelted by missiles from offstage,
all of which finally overwhelms him. In the midst of his speech there occurs another
tremor, staggering him and adding to the confusion.
Hyperbolus
My God! Men of Athens! I...I'm honoured! I mean...I protest! I mean...this
punishment, most grievous, which I, like Aristides the Just, must bear, as the people have
spoken, and I must obey and―what happened! What’d I do? (Exiting) Let history
show...I only wish my city will not have cause to remember me…
Voice from the Crowd Who?
Hyperbolus exits, overcome by uproar and missiles. Sudden silence.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Pity, it was an amusing practice.
Uproar resumes at pitch. Enter Nicias, alarmed as much by the tremors as the crowd.
Nicias
Men of Athens! Men of Athens! Order! Order! We disgrace ourselves
before our guests. Order! I wish—on behalf of the assembly, I wish to gratefully
welcome our honoured guests, (Enter Spartan Emissaries) Elithion, son of Koroidos,
Moros, son of Apates, who come, on behalf of their city and her allies, that together we
may resolve the recent tensions threatening this precious, hard-won peace. Men of
Sparta―
Alcibiades
(Going in) First it would seem wise to ascertain with what powers our
honoured guests have come, since it is only by this that we can properly measure our
response. Men of Sparta, may I ask, on behalf of the assembly, have you come with full
authority?
Elithion
No.
Alcibiades
No?
Elithion
No.
Alcibiades
Well there it is, men of Athens, the crowning insult. Not merely does she
send us straw men, powerless to address our too humble demands, but it is a fact―which
Nicias will confirm, as he was their grateful host―that yesterday in council these same
men assured us that they did come with full authority―Nicias! Is that not so?
Nicias
Yes, but―
Alcibiades
(To crowd) Otherwise, would we have insulted you today by presenting
them before you? No. For we know better than to trifle with your just indignation, to take
for nothing all the sacrifices that you, and you alone, have made for this stifling,
enfeebling peace, this little peace, this peace of Nicias. Have it! those of you who'll have
no more—I would not deprive you of it, however much its cost, and yet will cost us. But
let us not fondle it like a beggar, grateful that it's come our way, fearful that it may not
last, an abject, hesitating, stranger to ourselves. Men of Athens, let this last insult go
unrecognized! (Cheers.) Sent back to Sparta whence it came! (Cheers.) I move that the
Spartan emissaries be immediately dismissed. (Yea!) I move that the states adjoining
Sparta―Argos, Elis, Mantinea—who enjoy the yoke of Spartan peace no more than we,
be immediately received into the alliance. (Yea!) I move that preparations be immediately
commenced for an expedition to Sicily, to Sicily and beyond. (Yea!) Men of Athens, let
us leave the peace of Nicias to Nicias. And let us be, who we are, completely!
Uproar. The earthquake hits. Nicias and the Spartans stagger about in terror. Alcibiades
is unaffected. Exit Spartans. People begin randomly appearing, staggering about, and
exiting, throughout the coming speeches, adding to the commotion.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Do you feel it? Do you feel it? (Sudden silence, though all
but Alcibiades continue to stagger about.) Neither do I. It's the Toronto blessing.
Uproar resumes. (Overlapping)
Nicias
Men of Athens!
Alcibiades
Things fall apart.
Nicias
You see?
Alcibiades
The centre cannot hold.
Nicias
Are we blind?
Alcibiades
Now we're cooking.
Nicias
It is an omen!
Alcibiades
Why should the centre hold?
Nicias
It is the gods.
Alcibiades
Why should there be a centre?
Nicias
The gods!
Alcibiades
Except for Nicias.
Nicias
The gods themselves condemn us.
Alcibiades
If God's dead he always was.
Nicias
Renounce this madness!
Alcibiades
Gods don't die.
Nicias
This folly!
Alcibiades
People do.
Nicias
Go home, men of Athens!
Alcibiades
No centre, no periphery.
Nicias
Go home! Go home!
Alcibiades
Nothing privileged, nothing marginalized.
Nicias
Sacrifice!
Alcibiades
Just difference.
Nicias
Pray!
Alcibiades
Difference.
Nicias
Pray!
Alcibiades
And managing of course.
Nicias
Pray!
Exit Nicias. Uproar continues. People stop randomly appearing.
Alcibiades
News!
Simultaneously, First Herald enters.
First Herald The ambassadors have arrived.
Alcibiades
Show them in. (Exit First Herald.) News! (Enter Second Herald.)
Second Herald The Spartans demand an immediate explanation for the disgraceful
treatment of their emissaries. Otherwise they will be forced to―
Alcibiades
News!
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald. All simultaneously.
First Her.
Nicias appeals to the assembly to cancel the expedition, pleading lack of
funds, mounting dangers at home, and the real possibility that―
Alcibiades
Denied.
First Her.
Nicias begs for a postponement, pending his embassy to Sparta to explain
the treatment of their emissaries―
Alcibiades
News!
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald.
Second Her.
Argos, Elis and Mantinea have joined the Athenian alliance and offer aid
to the Sicilian expedition as long as Alcibiades commands it―
Alcibiades
News!
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
Nicias has left Sparta in disgrace. Preparations for the expedition are
resumed.
Alcibiades
News!
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald.
Second Her.
Nicias informs the assembly that for such an undertaking not to be suicide
it would need be the largest expedition in the history of Athens, when she has never had
less means to mount one. Of ships alone there would need be at least―
Alcibiades
Approved.
Second Her.
Horses then, no less than―
Alcibiades
Approved.
Second Her.
Not merely soldiers, in greater numbers than at Marathon, but―
Alcibiades
Approved.
Second Her.
Sailors, archers, slingers, engineers…
Alcibiades
Approved.
Second Her.
But where is the money? The treasury is all but exhausted―
Alcibiades
News!
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
Member states continue to abandon the Spartan alliance. Led by
Alcibiades, the Argives and Patreans have built long walls to the sea.
Alcibiades
News!
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald.
Second Her.
The Elian and Mantinean contingents have arrived.
Alcibiades
Welcome them. News!
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
The expedition sails in a month.
Alcibiades
News!
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald.
Second Her.
The expedition sails in a week.
Alcibiades
News!
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
The expedition sails tomorrow.
Exit First Herald. Uproar dies. Silence.
Alcibiades
(To audience) And then a funny thing happened. I fell. Picture a smooth
white pillar of Caryan marble, so high (Head high). On top, the head of a god, Hermes,
the herald, and the guide of dead souls. Below it, a penis―depending on one's taste, more
or less magnificently engorged. Think of a country mail-box with an erection. Like that,
but more prized―and deadly serious―these are in front of the houses of Athens' most
powerful―and superstitious. Touch them, in the wrong way, and you risk a capital
offense for sacrilege. Yet as the sun rose on that glittering expedition, straining at its
cables like a fettered horse, its flags―the colours of a dozen different states―snapping in
the morning breeze, and with the city in a state of martial delirium, its nerves screwed to
a pitch—news! that in the night, someone has mutilated these pillars, every one, and in
every case smashing off―the nose. Must have been a Freudian. Well, every rock
unearths its grubs. Threats are made, favours called in, bribes produced, friends betrayed,
stories gotten straight―ah! more news! a band of drunken revellers was seen in the same
vicinity, mocking the Eleusian Mysteries!―is nothing sacred! Could they be related? the
work of one depraved and godless soul? If so, who else? And so, who else? But the
expedition must sail. Leave it to us. We'll handle it. Sail! Sail! Men of Athens, I plead, let
me face these charges now, here―let me die if found guilty of them. But don't send me
off in command of such a force, on such an enterprise, crippled by such a threat, leaving
my enemies to assail me undefended―. Pointless of course. Half the city’s mad that I go,
the other half that I be gone. You can imagine the rest. The instant the last cable is
loosed, my enemies―now unchecked―set about the business of destroying me, with
such admirable zeal that no sooner have we landed in Sicily, and I begun the pleasant
task of turning Syracuse inside out, than a ship arrives, I am arrested, and sent home to
die―leaving the expedition, and all of Athens' feverish hopes, in the hands of Nicias—
sent along to restrain me—and Lamachus, a good general, but so contemptibly poor he
claims his boots as a military expense. News!
Enter Herald simultaneously.
Herald
Alcibiades has escaped.
Alcibiades
Heavens!
Herald
He jumped ship at Thurii, and was last seen heading for Sparta.
Exit Herald. Enter Nicias and Lamachus.
Nicias
Sparta?
Lamachus
Sparta!
Nicias
Impossible!
Lamachus
But what if he is?
Nicias
They'll never receive him.
Lamachus
But what if they do?
Nicias
After what he's done to them? They'll kill him first.
Lamachus
But what if they don't?
Nicias
Impossible!
Both exit.
Alcibiades
(Facing empty stage) Sparta. No, really, that's it. In fact (Blackout)―there
it is. It's hard to see in the light. (Lights up) See? Light just bounces off it. (Blackout)
There it is. The enemy. What do you see? Nothing? No. The absence of things, and what
has more presence than that? Think if someone yelled...“Fire!” Think of a widow, an
exile, a victim deprived of her rights. Inequality, injustice, intolerance. Sparta. Limitless.
Tiny. No inside or out. No here or there. No up or down. Like the centre of the earth. And
the walls, where are the walls? Athens has walls, good strong ones; Sparta none, none at
all, perfectly open. But try to break into this—or break out―without a light. And the light
must be very strong to pierce through it, and when it does (Lights suddenly up)―it hurts.
Tremor. Offstage, sound of someone hitting the floor. Enter King Agis in bedclothes.
Great alarm.
Agis
(To offstage) Doulos!
Enter Doulos, his servant.
Doulos
My lord.
Agis
The priests! (Exit Doulos. Enter the Queen of Sparta. To the queen) Pray.
We sleep apart until it's right.
Both exit.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Primitive, but as contraceptives go, quite effective. News!
Enter Herald simultaneously.
Herald
The expedition, having sailed around Sicily in a show of force―
Alcibiades
Force.
Herald
Weakness.
Alcibiades
Return.
Herald
And retired to Catana for the winter, has defeated the Syracusans in a
battle at their gates, established a naval blockade, and begun a siege wall to surround the
city. The Syracusans debate an offer of―
Alcibiades
Exit! (Exit Herald. To audience) Appallingly tentative, but it would work.
Enter King Agis and King's Aide. Sound of tense but disciplined gathering.
Aide
My lord, he must be killed, now. The priests have spoken. He means
disaster.
Agis
But for who?
Aide
Who but us? Why would he help us? Remember the emissaries. He's only
done us harm.
Alcibiades goes in, addressing the gathering.
Alcibiades
My lord, men of Sparta, I have only done you harm, yet you take me in,
give me refuge from my enemies. I ally your neighbours against you. You feed me,
clothe me, house me like your own. I humiliate your emissaries. You give me this
audience. Why? (Pause) And why would I do it, destroy my home? Only if it’s not my
home, but stands between me and that place.
Aide
(To Agis) It's a trick, my lord, kill him.
Agis
(To Alcibiades) How?
Alcibiades
My city's like a man. Made of body, heart and soul. His heart's in Sicily.
Break it.
Agis
How?
Alcibiades
Send a leader.
Agis
No soldiers?
Alcibiades
No. Nicias is in command. Send a leader. A Spartan cloak.
Agis
Gylippus. And the body?
Alcibiades
The fields of Attica. Waste them.
Agis
We have.
Alcibiades
And then you leave. And they grow back. Stay. Make Athens a prison.
Fortify Decelea.
Agis
Decelea. And the soul?
Pause.
Alcibiades
The sea.
Agis
How?
Alcibiades
Persia. The Great King. Twice humiliated. Goaded by the colonies in Asia
Minor. No fear of you—you’re a land people, who know your place. The Great King will
build your navy. Greater than Athens', and unlike hers, inexhaustible.
Agis
Persia.
Alcibiades
Give the Great King satisfaction, and take the sea from Athens. She won't
trouble you again.
Alcibiades comes out.
Aide
(To Agis) My lord―
Agis
Do it.
He exits, followed by his aide.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Did you know that Helen, Helen of Troy, the face that
launched a thousand ships, was not of Troy at all? No. She was a Spartan. The Queen of
Sparta. They say Spartan women are the most beautiful in all the world. And why not?
Only Nazis will outdo the Spartans in their search for the pure and perfect.
Lycurgus―father of the cult―once said, “it's absurd how other cities take such care in
breeding their dogs and horses, and none in breeding their people.” And Spartan
women―like the men―are bred for beauty. But how unlike ours―the beauty of motion,
unfettered by reflection—angelic motion, like in dreams, perfectly compelled, perfectly
free; the beauty of action, of music, dance, lovemaking, laughter, virtue, grace in all its
forms; of a darkness surpassing light; of the open air, the open air―News!
Enter Herald simultaneously.
Herald
Gylippus has arrived in Sicily. Syracuse is building a counter-wall to cut
off the Athenians.
Alcibiades
Oh oh.
Exit Herald. Enter Two Spartans with bowls of broth, staring at Alcibiades, who remains
out, just as ever, perfectly at ease.
First Spartan Look at him.
Second Spartan Head down.
First Sp.
Arms at his sides.
Second Sp.
Never says a word.
First Sp.
Shorter hair.
Second Sp.
Tougher feet.
First Sp.
Sleeps outside.
Second Sp.
Out in the open.
First Sp.
Rain.
Second Sp.
Snow.
First Sp.
Hail.
Second Sp.
Won't touch food.
First Sp.
Or wine.
Second Sp.
Only the broth.
First Sp.
Just broth.
Second Sp.
I eat bread.
First Sp.
Figs.
Second Sp.
Two pounds a month.
First Sp.
Fish now and then.
Second Sp.
Bathes in the river.
First Sp.
Just the river.
Second Sp.
Broke through ice yesterday.
First Sp.
Look at him.
Second Sp.
Can't beat him in the ring.
First Sp.
Took Mindarus last week.
Second Sp.
Mindarus.
First Sp.
Broke his nose.
Second Sp.
Seen him dance?
First Sp.
Sing?
Second Sp.
Hunt?
First Sp.
More like us than us.
Second Sp.
Look at him.
First Sp.
Spartan nurse.
Second Sp.
Spartan name.
First Sp.
Figure.
Second Sp.
Can't fault the strategy.
First Sp.
Syracuse is fighting back.
Second Sp.
King’s marching for Attica.
First Sp.
Attica's ours.
Second Sp.
To stay.
First Sp.
And soon the navy.
Second Sp.
The navy.
First Sp.
That should surprise them.
Second Sp.
Somewhat.
Alcibiades
(To audience) It's such a colourful speech pattern. Pity only we can be
laconic. News!
Enter Herald simultaneously.
Herald
Only yards from completion, and after several attempts to prevent it, the
Athenian wall has been outflanked. Lamachus is dead. Nicias is ill. Harassed by cavalry
and archers, he retreats into a defensive shell around the ships and supplies.
Exit Herald. Enter Queen of Sparta, distracted, uncertain, in a great struggle for selfmastery.
Queen
Shut the door. The lamps. (Lights down low.) Open a window.
She breathes deeply, smelling the air. Sound of distant music. She executes fragments of
song, dance, gestures, baffled by resistance, as if they and her body were strangers to
herself. Finally, anything but weary, she becomes inert, remaining on stage throughout
the following. Alcibiades' attention never strays from her. Enter Nicias, ill, supported by
his Aide. Lights remain low, but take on an evening hue. Sound of construction, confused
and hurried preparations.
Nicias
Is the perimeter secure?
Aide
Yes sir.
Nicias
The treasury and supplies?
Aide
Secure.
Nicias
Losses?
Aide
Not many, but there is confusion, sir, fear.
Nicias
Why does Athens not answer my requests to be recalled? Can we trust
those messengers.
Aide
Yes sir.
Nicias
Take a letter. (Dictating) Men of Athens… once again… and most
urgently… I must inform you of our situation… Though successful in our early actions…
the arrival of Gylippus has…has tilted the balance… Since outflanking our wall…
through superiority of cavalry and archers… he has won over neutral cities… and now
threatens our camp… Our ships are rotting from constant service in the blockade…
morale is...morale is weakening… winter is coming… there is no relief… I must ask you
to consider… consider what the loss of this expedition would mean… at this time… with
the enemy occupying Attica… with our city itself under siege― (To Aide) Didn't I tell
them this would happen?
Aide
Yes sir.
Nicias
(Dictating) Only two courses of action are possible… and each must be
executed at once… you must either recall us… or you must send out a second
expedition… larger and richer than this one…
Aide
That would be unlikely, sir.
Nicias
(Dictating) Moreover… whatever your decision… I must be relieved of
duty… as a disease in my kidneys disables my command… You know I do not ask this
lightly… as my past services to the city… when in my prime… will attest… Nor need I
remind you of the repeated warnings which I―
Enter Soldier.
Soldier
General, we’re under attack!
Nicias
Where?
Soldier
Everywhere!
Nicias
Where!
Soldier
Sea―land―on all sides!
Pause, as Nicias absorbs it, then suddenly:
Nicias
The supplies!
All but Alcibiades and the Queen exit. Enter Herald.
Herald
A second expedition has been sent, larger and richer than this one, with
new generals to join Nicias.
Exit Herald. Pause. Alcibiades continues to gaze at the Queen, who remains inert on the
darkened stage. Lights fade, very slowly, until her exit. Sound of distant music. Enter
First Herald.
First Herald The expedition has arrived. Preparations for a decisive attack by night.
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald. As before.
Second Herald At the moment of victory the full moon has been obscured by clouds.
The army is confused, breaks, turns, tramples itself in retreat, and is cut down from
behind and driven back into camp.
Exit Second Herald. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
The cause is lost. Preparations for immediate retreat by sea.
Exit First Herald. Enter Second Herald.
Second Her.
The moon is in eclipse. Nicias delays retreat until the next full moon.
Exit Second Herald. Pause. Very simply, Alcibiades goes in, not far, and the Queen
comes to him. They exit together. Pause. Lights up. Enter First Herald.
First Her.
Gylippus has attacked the ships. The entire fleet has been captured or
destroyed.
Alcibiades re-enters, picks up the second book on the table, and reads from it.
Alcibiades
“The removal of the army took place on the second day after the sea-
flight. It was a lamentable scene, not merely from the single circumstance that they were
retreating after having lost all their ships, their great hopes gone, and themselves and the
state in peril; but also in leaving the camp there were things more grievous for every eye
and heart to contemplate. The dead lay unburied, and each man as he recognized a friend
among them shuddered with grief and horror; while the living whom they were leaving
behind, wounded or sick, were to the living far more shocking than the dead, and more to
be pitied than those who had perished. These fell to entreating and bewailing until their
friends knew not what to do, begging them to take them and loudly calling to each
comrade or relative whom they could see, hanging upon the necks of their departing tentfellows, and following as far as they could, and, when their bodily strength failed them,
calling again and again upon heaven and shrieking aloud as they were left behind. So that
the whole army being filled with tears and distracted after this fashion found it not easy to
go, even from an enemy's land, where they had already suffered evils too great for tears
and in the unknown future before them, feared to suffer more. Indeed they could only be
compared to a starved out town, and that no small one, escaping….”
Enter Nicias, very ill, exhorting the retreating columns.
Nicias
Men of Athens, even as things are we must hope on. Other armies, other
men have suffered more and still come out alive. Nor can our fortunes stay poor forever.
If we were arrogant in our ambition we have been punished, amply, and must now
deserve the pity not the anger of the gods. Do not listen to those who say we have no
place to go. We have friends, across the island. And you yourselves are a city wherever
you sit down. True our provisions are scarce, but if we march day and night we will be
safe in three days. Three days and you will see your home and families again, and we will
raise up our city to greatness once more. Men make the city, not walls and ships. You are
Athens. Be brave, and she will survive.
Exit Nicias. Enter Gylippus in crimson Spartan cloak, with Syracusan Aide.
Aide
They won't last another day. We've broken them in two and smashed one
half. Only Nicias' force is left. They have no food or water―haven't for two days―and
offer no resistance to our attacks.
Gylippus
(Wondering aloud) Where were they going?
Enter Athenian Messenger.
Messenger
A message from Nicias, son of Niceratus. He will pay the full cost of
Syracuse's war, exchanging Athenian hostages at one talent each until he has the money,
if you will let his army go.
Gylippus
Where?
Messenger
Sir?
Gylippus
No.
All but Alcibiades exit. He continues reading from the same book.
Alcibiades
“As soon as it was day Nicias put his army in motion, pressed, as before,
by the Syracusans and their allies, pelted from every side by their missiles, and struck
down by their javelins. The Athenians pushed on for the river Assinarus, impelled by the
attacks made upon them from every side by a numerous cavalry and a swarm of other
arms, fancying that they should breathe more freely if once across the river, and driven
also by their exhaustion and craving for water. Once there they rushed in, and all order
was at an end, each man wanting to cross first, and the attacks of the enemy making it
difficult to cross at all; forced to huddle together, they fell against and trod down one
another, some dying immediately upon the javelins, others getting entangled together and
stumbling over the baggage, unable to rise again. Meanwhile the opposite bank, which
was steep, was lined with Syracusans, who showered missiles down upon the Athenians,
most of them drinking greedily and heaped together in disorder in the hollow bed of the
river. They also came down and butchered them, especially those in the water, which was
thus immediately spoiled, but which they went on drinking just the same, mud and all,
bloody as it was, most even fighting to have it. At last, when many dead now lay piled
upon one another in the stream, and part of the army had been destroyed at the river, and
the few that escaped from thence cut off by the cavalry, Nicias surrendered to Gylippus,
whom he trusted more than he did the Syracusans, and told him to do what he liked with
him, but to stop the slaughter of the soldiers. Gylippus, after this, immediately gave
orders to make prisoners; upon which the rest were brought together alive. Besides this, a
large portion were killed outright, the carnage being very great. The rest of the Athenian
captives were deposited in the quarries, this seeming the safest way of keeping them; but
Nicias was butchered. The prisoners were treated harshly. Crowded in a narrow hole,
without a roof to cover them, the heat of the sun and the stifling closeness of the air
tormented them during the day, and then the nights, which came on autumnal and cold,
made them ill by the violence of the change; besides, as they had to do everything in the
same place for want of room, and the bodies of those who had died of their wounds or
from the variation in temperature, or from similar causes, were left heaped together one
upon another, intolerable stenches arose; while hunger and thirst never ceased to afflict
them, each man during eight months having only half a pint of water and a pint of corn
given to him daily. In short, no single suffering to be apprehended by men was spared
them. This was the greatest Hellenic achievement of any in this war, or, in my opinion, in
Hellenic history; at once most glorious to its victors, and most calamitous to the
conquered. They were beaten at all points and altogether; all that they suffered was great;
they were destroyed, as the saying is, with a total destruction, their fleet, their army,
everything was destroyed, and few out of many returned home. Such were the events in
Sicily.”
Enter the Queen of Sparta, eight months pregnant, carrying a towel. Sound of vibrant
music, dancing, competitions, children at play. Alcibiades goes in, as if fresh from a bout
of wrestling, and she hands him the towel.
Queen
He almost had you.
Alcibiades
Almost.
Queen
But he had no idea what he was doing.
Alcibiades
Neither did I!
Queen
(To her belly) Come Alcibiades, we'll dance for your father… Don't
worry, just follow me and look important.
She dances.
Alcibiades
He's a natural. But are you sure he's a he?
Queen
Completely.
Alcibiades
How?
Queen
Otherwise I won't be happy. And I will be happy. So he must be a he, and
his name is Alcibiades.
Alcibiades
Then I predict a short but eventful life.
Queen
God, it's beautiful. I've never seen the city this way.
Alcibiades
It’s a great victory.
Queen
And the king has taken Attica. “Shut the gates on Athens,” they say.
Alcibiades
He’s a great hero.
Queen
He’s a great servant. The glory’s yours. Everyone knows it. You’re the
greatest hero in our history―isn't that ridiculous?
Alcibiades
Yes.
Queen
We go to war to protect ourselves against you and you lead us to victory.
We go to war to resist your empire and you give us one. It's ridiculous.
Alcibiades
Yes.
Queen
Tomorrow he arrives.
Alcibiades
Yes.
Queen
He'll kill you, you know.
Alcibiades
Yes.
Queen
But not here.
Alcibiades
No.
Queen
After he's sent you away, to fit his navy.
Alcibiades
Yes.
Queen
I'll never see you again.
Alcibiades
No.
Queen
Goodbye.
Alcibiades
Goodbye.
Queen exits. Alcibiades remains, but is not in. Enter King Agis and his Aide.
Aide
He's fitted it well, my lord, and done great damage. Reduced some of her
colonies. Won over the rest. Cut off her corn. Cut off her money.
Agis
And now?
Aide
We blockade her port. Smash the remnants of her fleet.
Agis
Can she recover?
Aide
No.
Agis
Sure?
Aide
Yes.
Agis
Kill him.
Both exit. Enter Herald.
Herald
Alcibiades has escaped and sought refuge with Tissaphernes, Persian
satrap in Asia Minor.
Exit Herald. Sound of exotic animals and faint strains of Persian music. Enter
Tissaphernes.
Tissaphernes (To Alcibiades) There you are! I've been looking all over for you.
Alcibiades
(Going in) It is a large park, my lord, and if I may say, exquisite.
Tissaphernes The finest in all of Asia Minor. My favourite place. And do you know its
name?
Alcibiades
No, my lord.
Tissaphernes Its name is Alcibiades.
Alcibiades
No.
Tissaphernes Yes, I've renamed it. That was my surprise.
Alcibiades
No.
Tissaphernes Yes. It's the least I could do. These days you've spent with me have been
so rare, so pleasant. And from now on, whatever happens, whenever I walk here I shall be
reminded of them, and of he who made them so delightful. You've been such a pleasant
surprise.
Alcibiades
How so, my lord?
Tissaphernes Well, I'd been told that you were perfectly unscrupulous, flattering,
treacherous and self-serving.
Alcibiades
And?
Tissaphernes And you are. It's so rare to find someone who lives up to one's
expectations. And the damage you've done to Athens―before your recent falling out in
Sparta―which I confess I can only see as my personal good fortune―has so pleased the
King that I’m envied just for being your host.
Alcibiades
What would you think if instead of merely crushing Athens and giving
Asia Minor back to the King, we gave him Athens, and Sparta, and all of Greece, from
the Adriatic to the Hellespont?
Tissaphernes What would I think? He's the grandson of Xerxes—I think he'd name
Greece after you, and I could retire.
Alcibiades
It's easily done.
Tissaphernes No doubt.
Alcibiades
Shall I tell you how?
Tissaphernes Please do, but take your time, I feel I may enjoy this.
Alcibiades
I'm afraid it's all too simple. Think of Athens as a fire, rapidly going out.
Think of Sparta as the water we extinguish it with. Stoke the fire a little, lessen the water,
cast them together―and what is left?
Tissaphernes Steam.
Alcibiades
That a child could blow away.
Tissaphernes Well. But is there a fire left to stoke?
Alcibiades
Just. All that's left of Athens is what makes her great. Leave that to me.
Tissaphernes Of course. And the water?
Alcibiades
Just drain it a little. Tell the King to cut their pay, on some pretext. Tell
him to distance himself, hold off his Phoenicians―a force that size would ruin
everything. Hold them off, and he will be given―for nothing―what his grandfather,
with all his armies, failed to take.
Tissaphernes A perfect scheme in all but one, fatal respect.
Alcibiades
And what is that, my lord?
Tissaphernes It would necessitate your leaving me, and that is unthinkable.
Alcibiades
Of course.
Tissaphernes Now, tell me more about the Spartans, their habits are so amusing―do
you think I should get some for my zoo?
Alcibiades
By all means, my lord, they breed well in captivity.
Tissaphernes But what about their diet?
Alcibiades
True, you must be careful. Pork, in blood, with a dash of vinegar.
Tissaphernes Heavens. Now, the cages would be uncomfortable.
Alcibiades
Yes, they must be greatly simplified. Spartans may use only axes and saws
in all their building, inside and out―you can imagine their furnishings.
Tissaphernes We'll start from scratch.
Alcibiades
I'm told that when King Leotychides visited Corinth, he stood amazed
before some common woodwork, and finally asked, “Do your trees grow this way?”
Tissaphernes A Spartan king in Corinth―that would be a sight. The courtesans would
eat him alive.
Alcibiades
Except he has no money.
Tissaphernes No money? The king?
Alcibiades
Technically, of course, he's rich, but when they created the Equals and
divided the land, they also exchanged their money, all their gold and silver, for iron bars.
Tissaphernes Iron bars?
Alcibiades
At such a rate that if the king sought a courtesan, he'd get a hernia just
carrying the cash.
Tissaphernes No wonder they're spending so much of our money.
Alcibiades
In their currency, the cost of a ship would sink it.
Tissaphernes Well, what's it good for—the money I mean?
Alcibiades
Nothing.
Tissaphernes Well?
Alcibiades
Nothing's precious to them, my lord.
Tissaphernes How?
Alcibiades
No imports, no exports―no trade of any sort. No parasites―beggars,
muggers, pimps, pedlars. No theft. No bribes or extortion. No luxuries. No distractions.
Nothing.
Tissaphernes But isn't it true they encourage their own children to steal.
Alcibiades
Yes.
Tissaphernes Well?
Alcibiades
Only food, my lord―they starve them, gently.
Tissaphernes But why?
Alcibiades
To make them deft, and brave, self-reliant in the field.
Tissaphernes And if they're caught?
Alcibiades
They're whipped, twice, brutally, once for stealing, and once for getting
caught.
Tissaphernes And does it work?
Alcibiades
There is a story―which I believe―of a boy who'd stolen a fox, and rather
than let it be seen as it struggled under his cloak, pinned it there until it tore open his
stomach and spilled his bowels on the ground.
Tissaphernes Charming. And your little boy, will he too learn such useful life-skills?
Alcibiades
Yes, my lord. Only the king's children are exempt. The rest are taken at six
and raised as I’ve described.
Tissaphernes And what a description! It's a wonder you allow it. But then―admit
it―that affair with the queen, that was a pure indulgence of yours.
Alcibiades
Not at all, my lord.
Tissaphernes Oh God! And what for then? What for?
Alcibiades
That one day my race should rule over Sparta.
Tissaphernes Hah! But he's a bastard.
Alcibiades
Just so, my lord.
Tissaphernes Come now, he cannot rule, not from the throne.
Alcibiades
Not from the throne, over it.
Tissaphernes Then from where?
Alcibiades
The bastardized soul of his people, my lord.
Tissaphernes starts. Pause.
Tissaphernes I shall miss you terribly, Alcibiades.
Alcibiades
My lord is too kind.
Tissaphernes Hardly. I shall miss myself when you're gone. I'd almost forgotten. Now,
what do you think? Where shall we put the Spartans? (As he exits) I'm inclined to put
them near the pavilion, over here―you said they loved to dance...
Alcibiades comes out. Enter Antiochus and Kaloneros, both drunk, Antiochus anxiously
inspecting the room, which is the admiral's cabin, in the admiral's galley, of the Athenian
fleet.
Antiochus
The hammock, is it aboard?
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Antiochus
But stowed away?
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Antiochus
The wine?
Kaloneros
Just finished loading.
Antiochus
Stowed?
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Antiochus
The whores?
Kaloneros
Ready, sir.
Antiochus
But not on board.
Kaloneros
No sir, on the docks.
Antiochus
And the crew― (Gazing anxiously, hopelessly offstage) God, the crew.
Kaloneros
They're trying hard, sir, but―
Antiochus
(To offstage) You! Get up! Someone dress that man!
He continues anxiously gazing offstage.
Kaloneros
Is it true you know the admiral, sir?
Antiochus
What?
Kaloneros
The admiral, sir, they say you know him. I was wondering―
Antiochus
Know him? Better than myself!
Kaloneros
They say he's changed.
Antiochus
I know.
Kaloneros
A lot.
Antiochus
I know. God help us if― (To offstage) You! Look at you!
He rushes offstage. Voice of a Drunken Sailor is heard offstage.
Drunken Sailor (Offstage) Sir, I can’t seem to find my―whoa!
Sound of a splash and ‘man overboard’. Alcibiades goes in. The voice of Antiochus is
heard as he enters.
Antiochus
(Offstage) Get up! You! Get up! Whose wig is this? I will personally keel-
haul any man not standing upright when the admiral arrives. (He enters) Admiral!
Alcibiades sternly approaches the two, inspecting the room, inspecting them, and finally
smelling them.
Alcibiades
You're drunk.
Antiochus
Yes, admiral.
Alcibiades
(Menacingly) Don't ever, ever―call me that again.
He embraces Antiochus.
Antiochus
Alcibiades!
Alcibiades
Antiochus!
Antiochus
(To Kaloneros) I told you he'd never change! (To Alcibiades) Kaloneros,
sir, second-mate.
Alcibiades
Kaloneros! Have you ever seen the Spartan admiral?
Kaloneros
No sir.
Alcibiades
Do you know what he looks like?
Kaloneros
No sir.
Alcibiades
Something like this.
He grossly mimics the Spartan Admiral with a broken nose.
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Alcibiades
Now after we've sunk his fleet and we pull him from the water, I want you
to ask him how he broke his nose.
Kaloneros
Yes sir. How, sir?
Alcibiades
On my fist.
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Alcibiades
The man is slow as sleep.
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Alcibiades
To business then. The wine supply.
Antiochus
Indefinite.
Alcibiades
Even for Athenians?
Antiochus
If we go down, we all drown drunk.
Alcibiades
And why wait for that? Kaloneros! (Kaloneros exits for the wine)
Antiochus! (Embraces him) Your family?
Antiochus
Well.
Alcibiades
Good.
Enter Messenger.
Messenger
Admiral, the Samians wish to congratulate you on your new command,
and ask if you would dine in the city tonight.
Alcibiades
(To Antiochus) Shall we?
Antiochus
Why not?
Alcibiades
(To Messenger) Thank them, we will. (Exit Messenger) Our situation.
Antiochus
You don't know? You're the one who got us into it!
Alcibiades
Troops.
Antiochus
Outnumbered three to one―but I hear their mercenaries are deserting for
lack of pay.
Alcibiades
Ships.
Antiochus
Five to one.
Alcibiades
Only five? I thought I'd made it ten. No matter, it's still five more than he
can sail.
Enter Kaloneros with wine. Alcibiades pours for all.
Antiochus
As soon as news got out that the Phoenicians had turned back―that you
were taking command―well all hell's broken loose in the colonies. Everyday new ships
arrive―some city revolts―Spartans don't know who to punish next.
Alcibiades
And Athens?
Antiochus
They melted the gold in the Parthenon. But they’re building ships like
pony carts. They want you to come home―take up full command.
Alcibiades
What—and fail to exploit our numerical advantage? Nonsense! First we
harvest, cull the herd. Prepare the fleet to sail in the morning.
Antiochus
Where?
Alcibiades
Does it matter? (Toasting) To Athens!
Antiochus and Kaloneros Athens!
Alcibiades
(To the crew, offstage) To Athens!
A great cheer from offstage. Antiochus and Kaloneros exit. Alcibiades comes out. First
light, at sea. Sound of a great storm, swiftly abating. Enter Spartan Admiral, in crimson
cloak, on the deck of the admiral's galley, Spartan fleet. He is baffled, anything but
weary, finally inert. Pause. Enter Admiral's Aide.
Aide
Admiral.
Admiral
Bad storm.
Aide
Lifting fast.
Admiral
Condition of the fleet?
Aide
Minor damage. Crews are hungry. Two more ships have disappeared.
Admiral
Any sign of him?
Aide
No.
Admiral
News from Byzantium?
Aide
Lost.
Admiral
The treasury?
Aide
Captured.
Admiral
Ships?
Aide
Captured.
Admiral
News of his intentions?
Aide
None. They say his own captains don't know. Not before the act. Every
ship he meets he seizes. Nothing gets out.
Admiral
News of his strength?
Aide
No.
Admiral
Anything from the scouts?
Aide
No.
Admiral
Informers.
Aide
No.
Admiral
Nothing.
Aide
No.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Do you think this is how the dinosaurs stood, as their blood
finally froze?
The voice of the Spartan Watch is heard offstage.
Watch
(Offstage) Admiral! Ships!
Admiral
Where?
Watch
(Offstage) Dead ahead, beyond the cape.
Admiral
Facing?
Watch
(Offstage) Starboard.
Admiral
Sails?
Watch
(Offstage) Half.
Admiral
He doesn't see us! Full sail! Battle order! (To Aide) Can you see him?
Aide
Yes, there! He's turning to run.
Admiral
Full pursuit! Archers ready! Fire! Javelins ready!
Aide
He's coming about.
Admiral
Fire! Light arms ready for boarding!
Aide
Heading straight for us.
Admiral
Prepare to board!
Watch
(Offstage) Ships astern!
Admiral
What?
Watch
(Offstage) Ships astern! Full sail!
The Admiral spins, spins back, is frozen in confusion. Sound of battle cries.
Aide
Sir! Sir!
Admiral
Come about! Head for shore! For shore!
Deafening sound of collisions and battle. Exit Admiral and Aide. Silence. Enter Spartan
Messenger, to the King.
Messenger
My lord, a message from the fleet. “The ships are gone. The admiral is
dead. The men are starving. We don't know what to do.”
Exit Messenger. Sound of a great, cheering crowd. Enter Panagros, a young man,
leading his Grandfather through the crowd to its front. Panagros reaches the front first,
pulls up, and immediately forgets his grandfather, staring out in wonder. His grandfather
struggles to join him.
Grandfather
Excuse me. Excuse me. Damn. Oop, sorry! Excuse me. Ow! Can you see
‘em, Panagros? Ow! Are they there? Excuse m―ouch! Excuse me, I'm trying to—damn!
Panagros! Do you see―? (Suddenly coming into the clear and pulling up in amazement)
My God!
The two stand transfixed as crowd cheers.
Panagros
Is he there, Grampa? Do you see him? (The Grandfather stands transfixed
with wonder) Is that him in the purple, on the first ship there? Is that him? What's he
asking? (To the crowd) Hey, what's he want? His―his cousin? He won't―? He won't
come in unless he sees his cousin, Grampa. (To the crowd) Where's his cousin?
Somebody get his cousin! Wait! Look! He's coming in!
A great cheer is heard. Both stare in wonder, following what would be Alcibiades'
movement across the stage before them, and then, buffeted by the motion of the crowd,
they are carried off. Both exit. Crowd noise drops low, then rises and falls according to
the following narration, peaking again with the send-off that concludes it.
Alcibiades
The last temptation, so they say―not to rule the world, but to be of it.
The spectacle of the assembly. Tears, bitter tears for our mistakes―it's not your
fault―for all we've lost. And joy, and hope, all but extinguished, suddenly rekindled,
fanned to a blaze. A crown of gold. Supreme authority by land and sea. My ships refitted.
My crews refreshed. Tomorrow we sail—sail off to win their war!—but wait―today,
today is the day of the Eleusian Mysteries―remember? the ones they said I mocked
before, on the Night of the Broken Noses, before our last great expedition—to Sicily. For
five years, ever since the Spartans have taken Attica, this, her most sacred rite, the daylong procession to Eleusis to celebrate its Mysteries, has been impossible. Unthinkable.
But now, with me, they go―with a blind, desperate, perfect faith that somehow they will
be safe. The great gates, that for five years have imprisoned them in their own city, are
swung open on the Sacred Way, and there before them, the shimmering fields of Attica,
their land, their olive groves, their meadows, where for five years not one of them has
walked. Up on the hills, on either side of the Sacred Way, like two walls of fire stretching
as far as they can see, Spartan shields blazing in the sun. A shudder of fear passes
through the crowd. And then—release. The procession moves, silently, like in a dream,
and like in a dream, there he stands, on the highest hill, shrouded in his crimson cloak,
Agis the King. Out and back, all day, they walk the Sacred Way, until the sun is setting
and the great gates swing shut behind them. And there on the hill, like a pillar of blood,
Agis the King. We are invincible. Put us out of reach of our envy and spite, of
circumstance, of the demagogues and oligarchs, of our own weakness, our doubt and
hesitation, our fatal tempers and caprice. Rule us. Rule! (Sudden, quick mounting
clamour of cheering crowd, song, music of send-off.) But here's the day. And everything
is perfect. Everything is right. We sail off to win their war. We have no money―no
matter! Sparta’s rich again with Persian gold―no matter! Lysander, who can sail,
commands their fleet―no matter! We are invincible. Everything is right! Everything is
right! (Silence. Enter Kaloneros and Sailor, carrying the wrapped body of Antiochus.)
And it's true. That's what's remarkable. (Alcibiades goes in, surprising the men.) What
happened?
Kaloneros
Sir! Antiochus, I told him what you said, that you were just gone to Carya
for money, that he should do nothing, nothing, till you got back. I told him, sir, I promise,
I begged him not to―
Alcibiades
It's alright. It's alright. What happened?
Kaloneros
He took the ship, sir―two ships―and he...he sailed against Lysander,
against the whole fleet. At first they just ignored us, just laughed, but he kept taunting
them, cruising past their bows… Finally Lysander sent out a few ships, not many, but
then more of ours came out, and suddenly the whole Spartan fleet was on us. It was
chaos, sir, just chaos―I'm sorry.
Alcibiades
Losses?
Kaloneros
Not many ships but―the men, sir…
Alcibiades
Yes?
Kaloneros
Everyone he captured…
Alcibiades
Yes?
Kaloneros
He killed them.
Alcibiades
All of them?
Kaloneros
Yes sir.
Alcibiades
Pay the crews.
Exit Kaloneros and Sailor, leaving the body of Antiochus.
Alcibiades
When I was young, very young, I passed the assembly one day, coming in
from the fields, with a pheasant under my cloak. And what a crowd, my God, it seemed
like everyone was there, Pericles, Socrates, Thucydides, Sophocles, Phidias―even
Euripides. I must have...wandered in somehow. And suddenly this...this huge clamour.
(He steps back, gazing about in fearful wonder.) My God...it was for me. (He lets his
arms fall open.) The pheasant! flies about, here, there, everybody chasing it, laughing,
cheering—and you, Antiochus, you caught it, and brought it to me, and put it in my
hands. Don't feel badly. We can only win by losing. And they, they can't lose unless they
win.
Sound of assembly, in great distemper. Enter Thrasybulus. Alcibiades is out. The body
remains on stage.
Thrasybulus
Men of Athens, I will not remind you of my repeated warnings, but in
light of the danger now facing us, I must remind you of the facts. Our fleet, and all our
hopes, were entrusted—by your vote—to a man who's shown nothing but contempt for
both, who abandoned them to the care of his hand-picked band of whoring drunkards, in
order to roam about, from city to city, panhandling and tasting every courtesan from
Abydos to Byzantium―but all the while constructing for himself a private fortress in the
hills of Thrace, just in case―just in case!―catastrophe should ensue. Well, it has. We’re
told that when he bothered to return, and found the fleet defeated, he offered battle to
Lysander; but having won such a victory would you have accepted? I will not remind you
of all my warnings, only my advice: elect, immediately, three generals―so that the
failings of any one will not prove disastrous―and arrest that reckless, self-serving
disgrace! Put the fleet, and our safety, in the hands of sober and faithful men, now, before
it is too late.
Harsh, mechanical applause. Exit Thrasybulus. Alcibiades remains in silence over the
body of Antiochus. Enter Herald.
Herald
Alcibiades has formed a private army in Thrace. So far he has only raided
enemy towns, but his intentions are unclear.
Exit Herald. Night. Faint light of a campfire. Sound of desultory amusements. Enter three
generals, drinking. Alcibiades is out.
First General What the hell is Lysander waiting for?
Second General God knows, but it's working. Another week of this and I'll surrender out
of boredom.
First Gen.
Are you sure we can't take them by land?
Second Gen. Not a chance.
First Gen.
Day after day, parading in front of him like some ugly whore.
Third General His men are tight, though, tight. (Gazing offstage anxiously) Ours are―
First Gen.
Of course they're tight, they're Spartans. Their idea of relaxation is getting
a slave drunk and watching him make an ass of himself.
Second Gen. (Mocking Spartan) Now you see? You see that? Never, never do that.
Hey, more broth over here!
Third Gen.
It's as if...as if he's waiting for something...
First Gen.
He's not waiting for anything.
Second Gen. Waiting would be impatient.
Sound of horse approaching.
First Gen.
He's just a coward. Doesn't hesitate to butcher unarmed men, but he'll only
fight with drunken screwballs like Antioch— (Alcibiades goes in, wrapped in a great
Thracian cloak.) You! How did you get in here? (To offstage) Guards! Arrest this man!
Alcibiades
That would be unwise.
Third General waves off the guards.
First Gen.
Unwise?
Alcibiades
Your position is vulnerable.
First Gen.
Vuln—our position! (To offstage) Guards!
Third General waves off the guards.
Alcibiades
Lysander is...unusual. If you stay here, he'll destroy you.
First Gen.
Destroy us?
Alcibiades
Completely.
First Gen.
How dare you come here and tell us how to fight the war―you, who
almost single-handedly lost it! Has no one told you? You're not in command here
anymore. (To offstage) Guards! (Third General waves off the guards. To Alcibiades)
Your army's in a shed somewhere, sleeping with their horses.
Alcibiades
He’ll destroy you.
First General (Exits. To offstage) What the hell are you doing? That was an order.
(Sound of heated discussion offstage.)
Third Gen.
(To Alcibiades) How?
Alcibiades
(Coming out) Move up to the coast. Sestos. And control your men.
Sound of horse departing. First General re-enters.
First Gen.
Now get in here and arrest this criminal or I'll―where is he? (Exits,
followed by other generals. To offstage) What the hell are you waiting for? Mount up!
Go, go, go!
Pause.
Alcibiades
News.
Enter Herald.
Herald
Lysander has caught the army by surprise. The entire fleet has been
captured. The army has been routed, most before they ever reached their arms. Three
thousand prisoners have been taken.
Alcibiades
And?
Herald
Killed.
Exit Herald.
Alcibiades
(To audience) And that was that. It was finally over.
Sound of flute music, burning, demolition. Enter Panagros and Grandfather, who gazes
about him in despair.
Panagros
It's not over!
Grandfather
It’s over!
Panagros
Not as long as he's alive! Remember after Sicily? How you thought it was
over then? Didn't you tell me then it was over?
Grandfather
It’s over!
Panagros
It’s not over!
They continue debating in silence.
Alcibiades
(To audience) Within weeks, starving now and with no hope left, Athens
surrenders, to Lysander. He hires flute-girls from the city, and as they play, he torches
every ship in her harbour, and tears down her walls, stone by stone. Then he calls a
council to decide her fate. It is proposed that every Athenian—men, women and
children—be sold into slavery, their race extinguished, their city razed to the ground and
cleared for sheep pasture—when suddenly, someone starts to sing, the first chorus of
Euripides' Electra―a pretty song, quite insignificant―and the Spartans weep, and spare
the city.
Panagros
He's got his own army there in Thrace, doesn't he?
Grandfather
I heard he left all that. That he was gone. Gone!
Panagros
No!
Grandfather
To Phrygia or someplace―to live with a whore.
Panagros
Impossible! Could he just sit by and let the Spartans take over? Never!
Grandfather
Look! Look! They've garrisoned the Acropolis. It's over.
Panagros
And Persia! What about Persia? Isn't he friends with them?
Grandfather
The government―gone! Replaced by Spartan toadies.
Panagros
Just yesterday I heard news he was on his way there already, to Persia,
with all his army, to take charge of the Phoenician fleet. The Phoenician fleet, Grampa!
It's just a matter of time. Any day now, he'll be back. He'll be back!
Both exit. Night. Very faint moonlight. Enter a Courtesan.
Courtesan
(To Alcibiades) Come to bed.
Alcibiades
I had a funny dream.
Courtesan
What?
Alcibiades
That I was dressed like you.
Courtesan
Like me?
Alcibiades
Yes, and I was lying in your arms, and you were painting my face,
perfuming my neck, my arms…
Courtesan
You'd make a good courtesan.
Alcibiades
Thank you. Stay up with me awhile.
Courtesan
Come to bed. Even whores have to sleep.
She exits. Sound of a fire starting. Light of flames. Increasing until they envelop the
stage.
Alcibiades
I wake up choking from the smoke. She's unconscious beside me. I wrap
her in her robe and carry her out the back, return for my weapons, wrap my arms, burst
through the front door, out into the darkness. (Fire begins to subside) She does what she
can the next day. Wraps me in her robe, digs a grave, and lays me down in it, as gently as
she can.
Lights of fire fade to black.